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11-03-2008, 04:31 PM
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 Detective Training..:P A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed his side profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? " "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
__________________  "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path."  |
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11-03-2008, 04:42 PM
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| hahahahahahaha. nice one...  @ singh :D:D
__________________  “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-03-2008, 04:44 PM
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__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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11-03-2008, 04:54 PM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-03-2008, 05:12 PM
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__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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11-03-2008, 05:25 PM
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GALAT banday ko sahi jagah choose kya giyaa hay. shayad ap yeh kehna chah rahi thi 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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12-03-2008, 09:47 AM
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baat to aik hi ha...
__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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14-03-2008, 06:00 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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14-03-2008, 09:48 AM
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haan haan pakro gareban sa bhi sano ki...agar us na u ki pitai shuroon kar di to ma ankhen aur kaan band kar ka bhaag jaon gi... agar halaat set rahe to i wil be wid u.. 
__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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15-03-2008, 07:32 AM
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abay ankhein or kaan band kar na bhagna.. warna tum kahi gir na jao  ap sath rahi ge to meri halat sahi rahe ge
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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15-03-2008, 09:51 AM
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wel best of luck for the pitai haan baad ma btana zaror kitni choutaen ai hain
__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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15-03-2008, 09:06 PM
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@hum apne sath mushkil sa hote hain..hahah@pitai woh to shayad may bardasht kar jao ....magar ap jo chor kar ja rahi hay woh kesay karonga bardasht   
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-03-2008, 10:24 AM
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__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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18-03-2008, 03:44 AM
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wah doctor sahiba... ap kitni MAHAN DOCTOR hay.. ap ko to bagair check up kay hi pata chal jata hay 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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18-03-2008, 04:37 AM
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| LoLzzzzz! so funny
__________________ Locked within What a lovely sin All alone at least for now I wish i could run but I dont know how? Only once the lies consumed her Its never ending flames slowly burning Another time once lost & another tear fell One more night of pure pained hell Alone in her room She wants to run away This life is too wierd Its to much for her to take A simple girl In a lonley world, nobody notices But she cries inside And nobody sees her because she hides |
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18-03-2008, 04:55 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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18-03-2008, 09:22 AM
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__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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18-03-2008, 09:23 AM
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__________________ "A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path." |
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18-03-2008, 03:58 PM
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| LOlzzz .... Nice 1 Shono..... 
__________________ I m going in 2 this not knowing what I ll find but I ve decided 2 follow my heart and abandon my mind and if there be pain I know that at least I gave my all and it is better 2 have loved and lost than 2 not love at all In the morning I may wake 2 smile or maybe 2 cry but first 2 those of my past I must say goodbye  |
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19-03-2008, 07:13 AM
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