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Old 04-03-2008, 01:39 PM
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Gadhe ka qatal

Gadhe ka qatal

[ In the year 1944, a very interesting news came that a man in Barabanki ( U. P.) killed a donkey just because it entered his fields. That news is the inspiration for this nazm]
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barabanki say mili hai yeH alam-naak kHabar [ alam-naak= very sad]
aik insaan nay kiya aik gadhe ka murder [ murder= qatal]
hai! yeH qatal keH jiss maiN koi mulzim na wakeel [ mulzim= accused]
na adaalat, na wakaalat, na zamaanat, na apeal
[wakaalat= legal, zamaanat= bond]

eiN cheH zulm ast keH baadeeda-e-tarmi beenam
taigH-e-qaatil hamaaH bar gardan-e-kHarmi beenam

kHar bhi ab jaNg ko taiyyaar nazar aa-tay haiN[ kHar= donkey]
aalmi jaNg kay aasar nazar aa-tay haiN [ aalmi jaNg= world war]

iss say pah-lay kay bhaRhak uTheiN gadhoN kay jazbaat[ jazbaat= sentiments]
kHar-e-maqtool kay ba-ray maiN yeH ho tahqiqaat
[ kHar-e-maqtool= killed donkey; tahqiqaat= enquiry]

yeH gadha kaun tha, kis mulk ka bashinda tha? [ bashinda= citizen]
kya kisi kHaas jamaat ka numainda tha?
[ jamaat= party; numainda = representative]

qatal say pah-lay kis baat peH sharminda tha? [ sharminda= ashamed]
kya saboot iska keH woH murdaaH tha ya zinda tha? [ saboot= evidence]
{ sher corrected by Steve Almas}

bahar-e-taqreer kabhi us-nay zabaaN kholi thi?
aur kholi thi to urdu to nahin boli thi?
[ bahar-e-taqreer= for speech]

ab say pah-lay woH parastaar-e-wafa tha keH nahiN?
yeH jawaaN marg hamesha say gadha tha keH nahiN?
[ parastaar-e-wafa= faithful slave; jawaaN marg= died young]

yeH bhi maloom kiya jaaye ba-tahqeeq-e-tamaam
kis liye qatal hua hai yeH kHar-e-gul andaam
[ ba-tahqeeq-e-tamaan= with a complete enquiry;
kHar-e-gul andaam= donkey with a body like flower]

kahiN yeH qatal siyasat ka natija to nahiN? [ siyasat= politics]
mar-nay waala kisi leader ka bhatija to nahiN?[ bhatija= nephew]

kahiN iss qatal kay pichhe koi saazish to nahiN? [ saazish= conspiracy]
kahiN yeH bhi kammunistoN ki nawaazish to nahiN?
[ kammunistoN= communists' ; nawaazish= kindness]

kahiN iss qatal kay pichhe koi rumaan na ho? [ rumaan= romance]
kahiN yeH qatal kisi nazm ka unwaan na ho? [ unwaan= title]

kahiN bimaar-e-gHam-e-dil to nahiN tha yeH gadha?
kahiN kHud apna hi qaatil to nahiN tha yeH gadha?[ qaatil= murderer]

mujh ko Dar hai yeH gadha haq ka parastaar na ho [ haq= truth]
zauq kay daur maiN gHaalib ka tarafdaar na ho

agar aisa hai to iss qatal peH afsos hi kya
mar-nay wala bhi gadha, maar-nay wala bhi gadha

haN magar gHam hai to iss ka keH jawaN th-ay mausoof
sirf ik kHar hi nahiN, fakHar-e-kHaraaN th-ay mausoof
[ mausoof= one being desribed; fakHar-e-kHaraaN= the pride of the donkeys]
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yar main tumhari category main shamil honay sey baach gaya
nahi jenab apko galetfehmi hui hai aap gedhe ki category me shamil hone wale the, hum to ala qism ke Ullon ki category se hain hahhaha
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jenab maine pehle hi ars kia hai ki aap kHar-e-gul andaam ki category me jate jate bech gaye maine kisi mem ka ka nam ya ishara to anhi dia ji
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