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Old 13-02-2008, 03:11 PM
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12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts


1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!









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Old 13-02-2008, 04:30 PM
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lol i was addict of net in 2006 but now um cool ..... btw nice sharing lota
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Old 13-02-2008, 04:32 PM
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ahhahahahahah soullllllllllllllllll ..................... is it really possible
ho v sakda ha possible APi je...tusi try ta maro
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Old 13-02-2008, 04:33 PM
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lol i was addict of net in 2006 but now um cool ..... btw nice sharing lota
shukar ha tusi thande pa gae hoo hun...

thnx janab..par lota tusi aaap ho..bhool mat jaia karo..
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Old 13-02-2008, 04:35 PM
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All da tym net per tum hi hoti ho LOta .... tum ye mat bholo k sherry is worrier
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Old 13-02-2008, 07:14 PM
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hahaha nice 1...shukar I'm not that much addicted warna ghar walay bahar phainktay lolz...
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All da tym net per tum hi hoti ho LOta .... tum ye mat bholo k sherry is worrier
hehe tum sa kis na kaha em here on net all the time

apni topi doge ka sir dalne ki adat kab jae gi tumhari...
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hehe tum sa kis na kaha em here on net all the time

apni topi doge ka sir dalne ki adat kab jae gi tumhari...
Kisi ko kehne ki xarorat nahi .... ye nazar ata hai k tusi vaili ho
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Kisi ko kehne ki xarorat nahi .... ye nazar ata hai k tusi vaili ho
ahaaaa tusi ta saar hi gae
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hahaha nice 1...shukar I'm not that much addicted warna ghar walay bahar phainktay lolz...
heheh thtz really gud tht u r not dat much aadicted..warna u ko rehne ka lia new ghar dhondna parta
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sartay addict hain , so u are ... sarrroooooo ..lol
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thanko thanko bhaiyooo...
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jab main thak jata hon web/net se main mobile per sakoon se let ke wohi sare kaam shoro kr deta hon, thread ka matlab kya hai ?
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jab main thak jata hon web/net se main mobile per sakoon se let ke wohi sare kaam shoro kr deta hon, thread ka matlab kya hai ?
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o O... phele bolna tha... criticize karne ki tu mujhe adat hai .. per... lagta hai ghulti bandi ko criticize kr dya
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