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Old 05-02-2008, 08:18 AM
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002 Degrees of Girls

B.A= beautiful angel
B.E= beautiful eyes
B.sc= beautiful structure
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:25 AM
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002 Difference

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets

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Old 05-02-2008, 08:35 AM
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002 Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Question

Mujh se shadi karo gi.
aaj
rat
tak
soch



lo
kal
ko
ami,
abu,
bhai,
aapi,
ko
bta
ker,
mashwara
ker
k,
person
tak
mujhe
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
song kis film ka he?
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LOlzzzzzzzzzz Zabardastttttttt larkay aisay hI larkiyoon ko OLOOO banatay hain;)
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hahahahha LOlzzzzzz film ka nam bhi tumhe hi pata hoga humse kiya puch rahe ho
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What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets




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Suno!
Tum Azm Walay Ho
Bala Ka Zabt Rakhtay Ho
Tumhain Kuch Bhi Nahi Hoga
Magar Dekho
Jisay Tum Chhoray Jatay Ho
Usay Tou Theek Se Shayad
Bichharna Bhi Nahi Aata
Suno!
Tum Azam Walay Ho
Usay Matt Chhor Ke Jao
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Mujh se shadi karo gi.
aaj
rat
tak
soch



lo
kal
ko
ami,
abu,
bhai,
aapi,
ko
bta
ker,
mashwara
ker
k,
person
tak
mujhe
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
song kis film ka he?



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Suno!
Tum Azm Walay Ho
Bala Ka Zabt Rakhtay Ho
Tumhain Kuch Bhi Nahi Hoga
Magar Dekho
Jisay Tum Chhoray Jatay Ho
Usay Tou Theek Se Shayad
Bichharna Bhi Nahi Aata
Suno!
Tum Azam Walay Ho
Usay Matt Chhor Ke Jao
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002 Burning Question

Santa to banta:
name five animals living in water?

Banta:


Frog

Santa: All right other four


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Frog da bhraa, bhain, maan te piyo
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002 Burning Question

PAKISTAN ko Aazaad hue 60 Saal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS !
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Kyonke Aaj Bhi Pakistan ki Bholi aw-waam KAAM-DHANDHA Chhor kar hamara Thread parh rahi hai .

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Old 05-02-2008, 09:54 AM
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Hum dono

Hum dono ka khawab...
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Hum dono

1 boy 1 girl k sath betha tha
2nd day dusri girl k sath dekha gia
3rd day koi Or girl thi
4th day kisi Or girl k sath tha
Moral:Larkiyan badal jati hen,larke nahi bada
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Magar Dekho
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