[MirzaKamran]

Hat tip to Haseeba for providing this gem - and being able to handle the jealousy Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Can you think of more ?

[ASQR]

Men are happy because they are...................

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with food and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like..... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

[HULK]

well, no matter how happy men are, they are always outlived by women

[rani_amber]

i dont think they r always happy 24-7, they just pretend 2 b happy in every kind of situation. even thoug they r unhappy they dont let it notice by other ppl caz they have 2 b strong....lolz

[Nadan]

Originally Posted by mirzakamran

Hat tip to Haseeba for providing this gem - and being able to handle the jealousy Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Can you think of more ?

That's Wot we Cal the Reallity

Originally Posted by ASQR

Men are happy because they are...................

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with food and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like..... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

This is wot we cal arguing

[ASQR]

Types of men.

1. Men like to barbecue. and will cook if danger is involved.

2. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

3. Men are very confident people. My friend is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. Women should sleep with one under the pillow, instead of a gun.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually
bathe.

7. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even Generals.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

11. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh my, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”

12. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

13. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

14. If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older , b) got a new job , c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

15. No man is charming all of the time. Even George Clooney is on record saying he wished he could be George Clooney.

16. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

17. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

18. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

19. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are retrospectives: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”

20. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.

21. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

22. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

23. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

24. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

25. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by mirzakamran

Your last name stays put.
thats boooooriiinnngg ..

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
too lazy to bother

Chocolate is just another snack.
no comments ...

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
hygene is a serious matter

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
this is too much ..

One mood all the time.
yea .. harr waqt sarriyal pakore

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
HA HA

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
hahahhaha

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
yea to haii .... :)

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
sooooooo not trueeee

Everything on your face stays its original color.
yea .. wat bt wats on ur head ?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
hahahaha .. no comments

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No wonder men are happier.

hmmmm

Can you think of more ?

Nice post though ..enjoyed it ... thanx for sharing ... :)

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by ASQR

Types of men.

1. Men like to barbecue. and will cook if danger is involved.
niiiiccceeee ....


3. Men are very confident people. My friend is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
hahahhahah..... sooo trueeee

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
yupssss.

5. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. Women should sleep with one under the pillow, instead of a gun.
woh kion ??

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually
bathe.
hahahhahha...thats sort of rude wese ...

7. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even Generals.
righto

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
hahahahah bilkul sahi ... but i wd react the same way


11. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh my, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
hahahha...stupid.. but unfortunatly truee ...

12. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
hahahahahahahah

13. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
wat if he does everything ..but forget the salad ...


16. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
nopes ... politics ...

17. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.


18. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
i hvnt seen it even once

19. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are retrospectives: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
hmmmph....

21. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
hahahahahhha ....riiigghhhttoooo

22. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
hmmm.... unfortunaely true again ....

24. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

25. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

Niccee sharing ... :)

[ASQR]

Found more sayings about men, enjoy.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

For everybody knows that it requires very little to satisfy the gentlemen, if a woman will only give her mind to it.

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

There's nineteen men livin' in my neighborhood eighteen of them are fools and the one ain't no doggone good.

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.

Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women.

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.

Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is penniless, and has all his faculties gone. There is always some woman willing to take a chance on him.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

A guy is a lump like a dough nut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by ASQR

Found more sayings about men, enjoy.

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
hahhahah good one

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship
Sooooo Not True .....

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract..

Man has will, but woman has her way.

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
Rightooo

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
hmmmm..thats sort of not fair ....

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
hehhehe ...awwww.... true

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
hmmm...wish i could agree to that ...

Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.
Rightooo men make rules for ua women to break

Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
somewhat true ...

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
through his stomache ......

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
nahin smjh aaya ....

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
hmmmmmm...........

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.


Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Nice sharing ... :)

[DIYA_786]

Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do birthday shopping within 5 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

[ASQR]

“They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.”

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final master peace.

Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

Accrording to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars”


Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”


A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowseness.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”