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Old 09-06-2008, 09:54 PM
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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se......

Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein
Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein
Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein
Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they

Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se

Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se

Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se !


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Old 09-06-2008, 09:58 PM
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hahaha very nice neo
ab jaldi se ye batao khud ne kia karnama kiya ab tak chatting se???
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:00 PM
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nahi batao gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya kar lo gi
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me b nai bataongi k kia karongi.......
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wow funny......
Neo bhi motaaaa hogaya chatting se
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:25 PM
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LOLZZZZZZZZZZ
ITS REALLY NICE AND TRUE ALSO.........................
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wow funny......
Neo bhi motaaaa hogaya chatting se
tell me something i don't know @funny

NEO mota nahi patla hoaya hay .. chat kar kar k .. khanay ka hosh jo nahi
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ITS REALLY NICE AND TRUE ALSO.........................
achaaa NICE to samajh may aya ... ye TRUE kesay hay zara ye batana
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achaaa NICE to samajh may aya ... ye TRUE kesay hay zara ye batana

TRUE HI TU HAI AJKAL TU WAKAI HI SAB LOG (AAP JAISE) COMPUTER PER REHTE HAIN CHATTING AUR FLIRTING KE LIYE (JUST KIDDING)
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TRUE HI TU HAI AJKAL TU WAKAI HI SAB LOG (AAP JAISE) COMPUTER PER REHTE HAIN CHATTING AUR FLIRTING KE LIYE (JUST KIDDING)
lolzzzzz.. i flirt in good faith... ...

mainay wesay ap say pocha tha k ap apnay baray may bataye .. ap to phir meray hi GUN ganay lage hai
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tell me something i don't know @funny

NEO mota nahi patla hoaya hay .. chat kar kar k .. khanay ka hosh jo nahi
kya sab kuch mujhe hi batana paray ga
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Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein
Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein
Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein
Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they

Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se

Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se

Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se !


Hahahahhahahah .....goood
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kya sab kuch mujhe hi batana paray ga

gussa dekha rahi ho mujhey
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Hahahahhahahah .....goood
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hahaahahhahah thanxx
hmmmm... ur welcum ...
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hahahahhaha............. NEO hogaya oor CHALAQ chatting se
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