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004 * Funny Shairy..

Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak

Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak
Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak

Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak
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yah saala ,idher hawa kyun nahin aaya

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woh jab chalty hai to rahoon main 100 - 100 kay noot bichata hoon

jab woh chali jaty hai to wapis utha laita hoon

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Re: * Funny Shairy..

Quote:
Originally posted by Honey
Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak

Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak
Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak

Dharty say aasman tak,aasman say dharty tak
(Audience: aray bhai agay bhi to bool)

Hawa hi Hawa hai..





Neil Armstrong chand par gay aur farmaya

yah saala ,idher hawa kyun nahin aaya

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woh jab chalty hai to rahoon main 100 - 100 kay noot bichata hoon

jab woh chali jaty hai to wapis utha laita hoon

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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Claas Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Claas Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Claas Fail, Aur Papu Paas Ho Gaya....

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College Ke Galiyoon Main Ajab Khail Hota Hai
Claas Ke Behanay Dilo Ka Mail Hota Hai
Noties Ke Jaga Luv Mail Hota Hai
Is Liye Tu Pappu Har Saal Fail Hota Hai

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Yaad ata hai bohut woh guzra hoa zamana
Woh School ki life woh bachpan ka yarana

Left rite kehtay hoey hathon ko uthana
woh Iqbal ki dua woh asambli ka taranaa

Woh ghanti bajtay he classes say nikalna
woh lunch mai ja kar cholay chaat kahana

woh gurmiyon ki chUTion mai ghumnay ko jana
woh mastian karna aur mouj manana

woh tapti hoi dhoop mai cricket khailna
woh ratoon ko der tuk jagna

her khuff say azad zindagi guzarna
woh baat baat par Ammi say zid karna

woh ghaltioon pay maasomiat say sorry karna
woh ghusay mai Ammi ka dantna
aur raat mai Abbu say shikayetain karna
woh har shaam ko apnay time pat ghar say nikalna
aur mahallay mai cricket khailna

maghrib hotay he ghar ko loutnaa
werna dadi ji say jhaar sunnna

woh dadi ko baat baat par satana
aur dadi ka shafqat say samjhana

woh raat ko homework k waqt bahanay karna
aur class mai miss ka murgha banana

woh subha mai Ammi ka humko UThana
aur hamara Ammi ko kahaniya Sunanaa

Late school pohchnay par Madam ka jhaar pilana
aur kehna Madam ka kal Ammi ko bulana

woh Ammi Abbu ka be ghurz pyar
woh chacha phopho ka dular

woh sharatain woh kahaniyan
lougoon ka jin ko kehna shetaniyan

mour kar dekhta hoo tu sochta hoo k
kiya zamana tha woh jo guzar gaya

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ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
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If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you would say, “Do you still love me?”
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
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khuda karay ke tujhe aisi beemari lagay ,,, ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari lagay ,,, chahay darjan ho jayen bachay tere ,,, tu phir bhi ham ko pyari lagay
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lamha lamha waqt gujar jauega, chand lamhoo main exam aa jayega abhi bhi waqt hai do line padh lo warna pass kya ter sasur karvayega
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Mary Dua Hai K Tum Zindagi Main Bhohot Age Jao, Bhohot Age Jao, Or Age Jao, Or Jao, Or Jao, Or Jao, Or Jahan Bhi Jao Log Yahi Kahin Jao Baba Maf Karo Age Jao, Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Ahahahahahahhahahahha
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Her khoshi ko aap ki taraf morh du.aap k liye chaand taray torh du. khushyon k sab darwaze aap k liye khol du.. itna kafi hai ya 2;4 jhoot or bol du
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