[islamlover]

Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko
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Interviewer to Sardar ji - I will check your mind.
Interviewer - Tell me Opposite of these :-
Interviewer - Good
Sardar - Bad
Interviewer - Come
Sardar - Go
Interviewer - Ugly
Sardar - Pichhly
Interviewer - Shut up
Sardar - Keep Talking
Interviewer - Get Out
Sardar - Come Inside
Interviewer - Oh My God!
Sardar - Oh My Devil!
Interviewer - You are rejected.
Sardar - I am Selected.
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new way of praposing to a girl..
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Husband and wife r angry on each other...

Husband(from office to wife): what is the Dinner today...

Wife : Poison...

Husband: Ok..dont wait 4 me..
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boy to god: god,give me 1bag full of money,a job, 1big vehicle full of girls.
god: thathastu,ur wish is fulfilled!and he became... a bus conductor. ..
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Wen luv fails, emotions work

wen emotions fail, words work

wen words fail, tears work

wen everythng fails...

Beer works... Cheers....
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Mere Mobile ko sakun mil gaya,
Empty inbox me msg ka phool kil gaya
Aap ka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,
Jispe padte hi mera dil fisal gaya
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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One day a sardar was going on his scooter with his sister.

One boy tease him "Oye Sardar kinni soni biwi hain"

Sardar replied "Oye biwi hogi teri meri to behen hain"
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best regards -- islamlover

[maya pari]

nice effort...............!!

but actually bohat conjustec likha hwa hai na tu parhne main mushkil ho rahi thi, welll ye bht acha tha.......!!!

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye



muje ye bht pasand aaya
Regards,
maya pari

[~pari~]

nice,keep it up...