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Here is the collection of some funny sms...

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Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!

aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '

Gangubai : Kaun hai?

sardar : main !

Gangubai : main kaun?

sardar : "Tu Gangubai"

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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

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Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

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Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

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" AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY K COLESTROL FREE, COLESTROL GIFT HOA NA..........
TOH MUJHAY COLESTROL DO.........

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappar maarne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...

Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..

Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..

Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask

Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..

Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..

He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..

Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.

After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad

Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?

Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked a Sardar: Any great Sardars born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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2 sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut-te hain to Pahle light dikhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche

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sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

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Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay