[Khu$h!]

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

[~pari~]

Thanks For posting,
nice sharing......

[Khu$h!]

Originally Posted by ~pari~

Thanks For posting,
nice sharing......

ur welcum...........:)

[Khu$h!]

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

[Khu$h!]

Jab tak hum jiyange
Apko tang karenge
Agar hum mar b gaye to?








To?
To?
To kya???
YAMRAJ k mobile se SMS kiya karenge

[Khu$h!]

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

[Khu$h!]

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

[Khu$h!]

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

[Khu$h!]

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????



is ka matlab hai


k


KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

[Khu$h!]

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

[~pari~]

Gadhon ki race ....
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
FIRE..









msg baad main parh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

[~pari~]

Teacher:DEHLI may Kutub-Minar hai.

(a student was sleeping)

Teacher wakes him & asks:


"What i said"?

Student seplies:






"DEHLI me KUTTa BimaaR Hai.

[~pari~]

Chalo SMS SMS khelte hein.

Pehle ap karo,
.
phir ap karo
.
phir se aap karo,
.
ek bar phir ap karo,
.
or ek last bar phir ap karo,
.
.
.

bus baki kal khelen ge.

[~pari~]

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
.
1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
.
Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
.
.
.
.
Bhikari-Allah k naam par!!

[~pari~]

Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo








MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . . /

[~pari~]

B careful!








1 Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhay Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Pakistan Dewana Ho Chuka Hy

[~pari~]

Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay

Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya

Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay

dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA

[~pari~]

Man 2 sardarji aapk paas mobile hy to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja?

Sardar- oye mene tujhe phone kiya tha per andar se kaha




PLZ TRY LETTER,
so bhej diya

[~pari~]

Ek Young Couple Park main Bethe Huey CHIPS Kha Rha Tha
Aur Ek Duusre Ki Aankhon Main Khoye Huey Thy



Suddenly Larki Ne Poocha :
"IS Suhani Shaam Main, Hum Dono Is Trha Bethe Huey Hyn, Kia Tmhain Kuch Ehsaas Ho Rha Hy?"

Larka: Haan


Larki: Kia ? ? ?





















Larka : Ye Hi K Tum Mjh Se Ziada Chips Kha Rhi Ho

[~pari~]

Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya'n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon