[~pari~]

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

[~pari~]

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

[~pari~]

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

[~pari~]

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

[~pari~]

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

[~pari~]

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

[~pari~]

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

[~pari~]

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto

[~pari~]

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

[~pari~]

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

[~pari~]

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..

[~pari~]

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji
Ek ladke ko kharra kar ke bolta hai
k Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai
Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji
To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao
Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.

[Faraz]

Nice Collection G
tusi yaha b cha gayi ho

well and done

[~pari~]

Originally Posted by Faraz

Nice Collection G
tusi yaha b cha gayi ho

well and done

Thanks a lot

[Faraz]

u Most welcome G

[Khu$h!]

5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"...

[Khu$h!]

Ghar walo ka kehna hai
k DIL LAGA KAR PADHAI KARO.
Unhe koi kaise samjhaye
k DIL LAGANE K BAAD
padhai kahan hoti hai.

[Khu$h!]

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta.

[Khu$h!]

Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye
aur na soya jaye.

[Melodious sylph]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz..........