[Nadan]

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".





Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..

(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)

Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-Allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..


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Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,

Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaya galib

Wah wah… kya sher bole galib
Bhag gai public phas gaya galib





Ek chipkali NE gaana(song) sunaya
To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi....

Puchon kaise..kaise. .?????

Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon NE uske liye taaliyan bajayee.....

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by Nadan

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".





Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..

(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)

Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-Allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..


-----------
Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,

Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaya galib

Wah wah… kya sher bole galib
Bhag gai public phas gaya galib





Ek chipkali NE gaana(song) sunaya
To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi....

Puchon kaise..kaise. .?????

Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon NE uske liye taaliyan bajayee.....

[cute paki]

lollzzzzzzz

gr8

[lubna_lkh]

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

[lubna_lkh]

Zindagi ek Gift hai, (Qabool kijye)

Zindadi ek Ehsaas hai, (Mehsoos kijye)

Zindagi ek Dard hai, (Bant lijye)

Zindagi ek Aansu hai, (Pee lijye)

Zindagi ek Pyaas hai, (Pyaar dijye)

Zindagi ek JUdai hai, (Sabar kijye)

Zindagi ek Milan hai, (Muskura lijye)

[lubna_lkh]

Stress test.

Ansr these 2 ques..

1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey mouse!







2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...

Because







all ducks have 2 legs!

SO BE COOL....

[Zaino]

Aray
hamain tO
ApnO nE koota

gheron main
kahan dam tha

meri haddY bhi
wahan tooti

jahan hospital band tha





mujhe jis
ambulance Main dala

uskA petrOl
khatam tha

mujhay rakshay main
is liye bithaya

QK is ka karaya
kam tha






Mujhay docter ne
Uthaya

nurs main kahan
daM tha

Mujhay jiS beD
par litaya

is k Nichay
bomb tha





Mujhay to bom se
udaya

goli main kahan
dam tha

Or mujhay sarak per dafnaya

QK USDIN,
Qabarstan main
Function tha

[Nadan]

Zaino and lubna thanx for posting some new funny sms

Love them

[Zaino]

Originally Posted by Nadan

Zaino and lubna thanx for posting some new funny sms

Love them

Welcome..

[Zaino]

Tera mera jor v kee..

Main ik kisan da puttar
Tu kisi afsar de tee,

Main khokhay te cigrate phookan
Tu P.C vich chaa pee,

Tera mera jor v kee...

Main ik shirt noo tou tou pavan Terey soot punji tee,

Tera mera jor v kee...

Main mer mer B.A kita
Tu computer wich M.S.C,

Tera mera jor v kee...

Terey pichey sohney mundey Sadhay pichey C.I.D,

Tera MERA jor v kee...

Teray naaz nakhry nalon
Saanu changi mamay de tee.

[Zaino]

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . .

[Zaino]

Balochi:
Humare raigistan ma
"khush-Amdeed" bolo to vapis awaz aati ha,
"Amded Amded"

Pathan:
Humare paharon ma
"i Luv u" bolo tu awaaz Aata ha,
"Luv u. Luv u"

Punjabi:
Ae keri gal ae
Saaday pind vich awaz maro,
"Teri Maa Di..."
te vapas awaz aandi ae,
"Teri Pehen Di"
"Teri Niki Di"
"Teri Waddi Di"....

[manutdx]

hahhaha nice zain!!!! aaala