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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sari Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...

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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta.?" . . . . Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."....

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A sardar Used to go college with his Dog ... After few years he had to go alone why ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.!!!

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Sardar when I sleeps,

Monkey play football in my dreams,

Dr. No Problem take this medicine b4 sleep,

Sardar kaal se longa, ajj raat final
hay...

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister...

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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

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A sardar married to a short girl.
People asked to sardar why you married such a short girl.
He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay...

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Ek sradar g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne sardar g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao sardar g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha.

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Sardar goes to a petrol pump, he sees a board do no tuse moblie here.
He picks his moblie and calls everyone from his phone and says
"DONT CALL ME NOW"

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One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.

He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'

Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning...

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Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month's salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...
Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai...

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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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2 Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running??

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2 sardar jungle me jaa rahe the achanak 1 sher saamne aa gaya,
1st:sardr ne us ki aankh me mitti daali aur 2nd se bola bhag jal-d
2nd:me kyo bhagu mitti maine thodi daali hai...