[Decent Kuri]

Teacher : Bacho Wada Kero .. Kabhi Sharab Cigarette Nahi piyo ge ??
Bache: Nahi Peeyen ge ...

Teacher: Girls ka Peecha nahi karo ge , na Chero Gay ?
Bachey: Nahi kerein ge !

Teacher: Girls se Flert nahi karo gay !
Bache : Nahi Keren ge ..

Teacher: Un per hooting nahi karo gay !
Bachey : Nahi Keren gay !

Teacher : apni zindagi apne watan per qurban karo gay !
Bachey : Kerdain ge .. Aisi Zindagee ka aur kerna bhi kia ha

[Faraz]

niceeeeeeee

[Decent Kuri]

Thx Mfaraz

[winter]

ma Bacheu kay saat hou

[Decent Kuri]

Originally Posted by winter

ma Bacheu kay saat hou

[Desert_ Rules]

lol .... kafi zinda dili ka muzahera kia hai kids ne :D

[La Ha$!L]

Originally Posted by winter

ma Bacheu kay saat hou

nice joke maiany pahlay suan howa hai

[Decent Kuri]

Originally Posted by Desert_ Rules

lol .... kafi zinda dili ka muzahera kia hai kids ne :D

Jee theek kaha app nayany way thx for liking this joke

[Decent Kuri]

Originally Posted by Alveena

nice joke maiany pahlay suan howa hai

sunay howay ko pernay k liye shukaria

[Ali Imam]

Question: What will you call a wife who is Intellegent, Cute, Beautiful, Understanding, Nice Hearted and having no jealous.
Answer: "IMPOSSIBLE"

[Zubair]

Originally Posted by Ali Imam

Question: What will you call a wife who is Intellegent, Cute, Beautiful, Understanding, Nice Hearted and having no jealous.
Answer: "IMPOSSIBLE"

Thats Very Rught !!!

[Ali Imam]

Ya This Is Fact

[Decent Kuri]

Very funny

[Khu$h!]

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

[Khu$h!]

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo "Shukriya Bhai Jan".

[Khu$h!]

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

[Khu$h!]

Phool bina..... Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina..... Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina..... Zindagi bekaar,
Mere SMS bina..... Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

[Khu$h!]

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi .
Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, .
Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum, So keep in Touch

[Khu$h!]

Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh uska junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,

Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay uski ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

[Khu$h!]

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain,
Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain,
Rut jaane ke bhi had hote hain,
ek sms to kardiya karo,
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain.