Funny

[Zubair]

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Thook Denge

Saale ko....

[Zubair]

Sarder dukhi tha
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kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai ho”.
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sarder:”yaar aik dost ko pastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”

[jamjoom]

An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

[Zubair]

A

Rose
IS
Always
A
Rose
Whether
Its
In
A
Golden
Pot
Or In
The
Ground
Same
Way,
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You
R
Always
My
Friend
Whether
You
R
In


"CENTRAL JAIL"



Or


"MENTAL HOSPITAL"

[jamjoom]

Bahut khubsurat ho tum,

apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,


Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me

nimbu

aur

hari mirchi bhi

latkaya karo.

[Zubair]

Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..

Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..


Par Kia Karain Ye Khayal Hamesha Dopher Ko He Aata Hai...

[Zubair]

Zindagi mein kamyabi ki menzlen tay karty karty.

Jub kabhi 2 pal ko sans lenay k liye ruko....



Tu Pechy mur k zaror dekhna .




Kia pata?
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.... Dum hi nikal aei ho

[Zubair]

Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai.



Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati....
Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha......

[jamjoom]

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

[jamjoom]

Teacher : "Now, children,

if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,

what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

[jamjoom]

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

[Zubair]

Brain Jiska = Ice


Dil Jiska = NICE



Jewan Jiska = PURE


Help Jiski = SURE



Nazar Jiski = CLEAR


Bany Sub ka = DEAR


Esa kon = ???

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Mein .... Aur kon

[Zubair]

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia karay. School shoro kar diya karay.

[jamjoom]

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!

Arey Arey .. ... ...


Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO

waloon Ki Faryad Hai ..

[jamjoom]

A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party.

Hi I am a Sardar.

This is my sardarni .

He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.

[jamjoom]

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...

sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....

ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

[jamjoom]

kabhi khusi se khusi ko nahi dekha,

tumahre baad kisi ko nahi dekha ,

yah soch ke ki tera intzar lazmi hai,

tamaam umr ghadi ki taraf nahi dekha.