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18-09-2007, 08:06 PM
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then
the driver said,
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!" 
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."  | | $ 1020.... | |
18-09-2007, 08:07 PM
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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"
"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!" .... |  | | Little johny ! | |
18-09-2007, 08:11 PM
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'..... |
21-09-2007, 01:59 AM
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How will u describe this in 1 word..???
Think think...
Itna difficult question bhi nahin hai.
It is...
MOTIVATING!!!
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I neva had...
Why do tears fall 4 some1
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Y is it..
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21-09-2007, 08:22 PM
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Aik Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha ,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahy Ho?
Pagal: Khud KO.
Doubara Pocha Kia Likha Hai ??
Pagal : Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thora Hai ...
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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22-09-2007, 01:36 AM
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unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet
isis liye kehte houn yah risk na uthao
martien jalao machar bhagao | | Smart Girl!! | |
22-09-2007, 09:27 PM
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Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hain...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
22-09-2007, 09:29 PM
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Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha???
girl- ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. |
22-09-2007, 09:30 PM
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DiL jhukne
lage..
Baat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
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VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo..... |
22-09-2007, 09:33 PM
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Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar...  . |
22-09-2007, 09:35 PM
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1. ****hiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin
2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin
3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum,..so remain in touch!!.  |
24-09-2007, 06:03 PM
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Agar Kisi Ko Pyar Ho Jaee Tu Kia Karna Chahiye ..??
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Think.................
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Dono ki Shadi Karwa Deni Chahiye ,
Saloon Ka Bhoot Uttar Jaye Ga Pyar Ka!!!!!!!!
 
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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25-09-2007, 10:56 AM
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Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi !!!!
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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25-09-2007, 03:00 PM
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Mere Dost Hamesha Yaad Rakhna K
Zindagi MAin 2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon KO Milti Hain ....
Aik ....
Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost .
Aur Dousra...
"Meetha Kharboza"
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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26-09-2007, 08:56 AM
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I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../
Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ
Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ
Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
26-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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Phol Gir Jate Hain Jab Aap Aate Ho,
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Andhe Ho !!
Zara Dheyan se Chala Karo Gamlon Se Q Takrate Ho ..
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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26-09-2007, 11:40 AM
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26-09-2007, 11:38 PM
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U r a GENIUS....
Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE.
It is Divided in two parts...
LEFT & RIGHT...
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT...
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In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT. !!! |
26-09-2007, 11:43 PM
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When i win,I need ur hand 2 pat me.....
When i lose i need ur hand 2 console me....
In short....
YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR! |
27-09-2007, 03:20 PM
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A Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Chaddi Dena.
Elephant: HA...... Ha ha .....
Pheney Ga Kai?
Mouse: Nahi, Beti Ki Shadi Hai Tent Lagwana HAi !!!!
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