Funny

[Zubair]

Jub Koi Baat Bigar jaee
Aur Koi Muskil paar Jaee

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Bhugtto Khud he............

[Zubair]

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se,
Warna Mohabbat Tu The Nasreen Se,

Anjanee Mein Sub kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se,
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se,

Lekin Baat Banegi Farheen Se,
Ya Phir Dekhi Ambreen se,

Nahi Tu Shayad Nosheen Se,
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se,

Warna Setting Tu Hai Sabeen .........

[Zubair]

A Sardar Jee Was Talking With an american
The American Said: We were the First on the Moon!!!
The Sardar Jee Said: We Are Going to Be The First On Sun!!!
The American Asked In Shock, U Can Not Land On Sun,
u Will Burn!!!
Sardar Jee Replied: We Are Not Stupid.
We Were Going At Night...

[Zubair]

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Because Only You Can Change Hell Into Heaven By Your SweetNess

Really

[muslim]

realy

FUNNEY

[Zubair]

Zaleel Honay Ka Sub Sa Aasan Tareeqa..

















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Zaleel Honay Ka Kitna Shoq Hai K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahe hai...............

[ALI SHAN]

Originally Posted by wooer

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia karay. School shoro kar diya karay.

VERY FUNNY

[Zubair]

Two birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away . . . . .


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saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega!!???

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by wooer

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum se to mery ko phone lagana
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Thook Denge

Saale ko....

achha hai nice

[Zubair]

Bruce Lee's Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

[s!dd]

Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thehra or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by wooer

Sarder dukhi tha
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kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai ho”.
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sarder:”yaar aik dost ko pastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”

[fairnas]

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

[Zubair]

Husn Pe Itna Gharor Na Kijiye,
Ye Tu 4 Dino Ki Masti Hai ,

Aap Ka Husn Tab Tak Qayam Hai,
Jub Tak Cheery Blossom Sasti Hai...

[Zubair]

bor ho rahy ho to seerhi se neeche jao
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abb ooper jao

[Zubair]

The latest slogan of boys...
Pakistan is our nation
Girls r our destination
Dating is our occupation
Flirting is our profession
Bhaar mai jaey education

[Zubair]

Packing Start Kardo phir Nahi Bolna K Bataya Nahi..
























Abhi Kuch Din Hain.

















































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Tumhe 1 Month K Liye Band Kar Dia Jay ga.

[Zaino]

Jo
Sagar
ne kaha
lehron se

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Jo
Phoolon
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Kaliyon se

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wohi
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aey ...!!
chal chal
hawa
aane de ...!!!

[Zubair]

TYPES OF GIRLS .....

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything.....!