19-07-2007, 06:20 PM
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Wafa Se Pyar Mat Karna,
KOIU NAHI KARNA...?
Kiou K ..........
Bin Maut Maare Jaogay !!
KOIU??
Aray Bhai
"WAFA"
Osama Bin Laden Ki Beti Ka Naam Hai .
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23-07-2007, 05:42 PM
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaee Ga
Shadi K Bandhan Mein Koi Apko Bandh Jaee Ga,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Se affair Karlo,
Kia Pata Kal Konsa Cartoon Apka HUMSAFAR ban Jaee Ga. !!!!
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24-07-2007, 01:29 PM
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected“.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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24-07-2007, 01:31 PM
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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24-07-2007, 01:32 PM
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It“s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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24-07-2007, 01:53 PM
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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25-07-2007, 06:03 PM
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Tum Muskuraatey Raho,
Muskuratey Raho,
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Muskuratey Raho,
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Muskuratey raho,
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Mera Kiya Hai...
Log tumhein Khud hi Paghal Samjhengein ;) 
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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25-07-2007, 06:05 PM
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Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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28-07-2007, 05:57 PM
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A Guy in Aeroplane sttod up N Shouted
" HIJACK !!!! "
All Passengers got scared N raised Hands.
4rm Other End Of The Plane A Guy Shouted Back
"Hi JOHN"
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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31-07-2007, 04:38 PM
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This is crime story.... Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. ...One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.... At that time BRAIN was in bathroom.... MAD called police. MAD : "Is it police station???" Police: "Yes, what is the matter??" MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY." ....Police: "Are you mad?" ...MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD." Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN...." MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom.".. Police: "You FOOL.!!!" MAD : "No, Sir.. FOOL is reading this joke... " lol.
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31-07-2007, 05:26 PM
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Kissi say bhi karvi baat na karein. Methi baat bhi aik sadqa hay.
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31-07-2007, 06:56 PM
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Biwi apnay husband say...''aray app tayar nahe ho rahay...appko to apnay dost ki biwi kay janazay may jana tha..us nay app ko khas toor per bulaya hai...
app zaror shirkat karein...
husband..''main nahe jaon ga''
biwi..''aray kiun..wo to app ka buhat gehra dost hai..''
husband..''kiya acha lagta hai jana...woh apni 4rth biwi kay janazay per bula raha hai...or main abhi tak usay ...
aik bar bhi na bula saka...
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31-07-2007, 08:53 PM
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !
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"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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01-08-2007, 05:57 PM
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You Are So Smart,
You Are So Beautiful,
You Are So brillant,
You Are So Lovely,
You Are So Cute,
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G Nahi G.......
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Jo kheta Hai Wo Khud He Hota Hai ....
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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01-08-2007, 06:24 PM
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Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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01-08-2007, 06:36 PM
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Q..
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…one more..
Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down…
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Cmon think
Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki..
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar..Kya bigada hain usne tumhara..Khane do
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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01-08-2007, 07:29 PM
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__________________ Happy Independence Day to all Pakistanis... |
01-08-2007, 08:18 PM
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all are nice itnay sms kaha say copy paste kartay hoo bhai tell me |
Jaha Se Ap copy nahi kar sakte hoo
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Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem Ne Farmaya;
"Jis Shaks Nai Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar Aur Bimari K Ramazan Ka Aik Bhi Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Say Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta."
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02-08-2007, 02:31 AM
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