Funny

[Zubair]

Mosam SHABAB ka,

Nasha SHARAB ka,

Parda JANAB ka,

Aur Rung GULAB ka,

In Sub Se Lajawab Dekho SMS Parhnw Wala ....






















" MENDAK TALAAB KA."

[Khu$h!]

jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai

[Khu$h!]

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...

[Khu$h!]

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...


Dost me aap jaisa...


Nalayak koi nahi!

[Zubair]

Aik Bar Pathan Kahi Ja Raha Tha,

Us Ne Aik Dewar Pe Parha K Parhne Wala Pagal.

Pathan Ko Bohat Gussa Aaya ...


Uss Ne Mita K Likh Dia ,


Likhne Wala Pagal.....

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by wooer


Aik Bar Pathan Kahi Ja Raha Tha,

Us Ne Aik Dewar Pe Parha K Parhne Wala Pagal.

Pathan Ko Bohat Gussa Aaya ...


Uss Ne Mita K Likh Dia ,


Likhne Wala Pagal.....

[Zubair]

Luv:
Kyun chalti hain pawan,
Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hain gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hain mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


Kyun gum hain har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hain nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hain mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


Kyun aati hain bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun khota hain karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hain pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

SCIENCE HAS ALL THE SOLUTION

[Zubair]

Arz Kia Hai...




Barsat K Mousam Mein,





Tanhai k aalam mein,



Mein Ghar Se Nikal Aaya

Aur






AUr







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Aur





Bahar Aakar Khoob Nahaya....

[Zubair]

Rulez Of Boys:


Phulo ki mehak churai nahi jati,

Suraj ki kiran chupai nahi jati..



Aur Kitne bhi ho soni apni Girl Friend,

Par dusro ki G.friend bhulai nahi jati..

[Zubair]

Ye Aik Naya SMS Hai Jo Market Mein ABhi Tak Nahi AAya..




























































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Kaha Na Market Mein Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya .

Tu Forumpk Pe Kase Aayega....????

[ADELL]

Originally posted by wooer



Rulez Of Boys:


Phulo ki mehak churai nahi jati,

Suraj ki kiran chupai nahi jati..



Aur Kitne bhi ho soni apni Girl Friend,

Par dusro ki G.friend bhulai nahi jati..

absultly right

[Zubair]

Ek Dum Filmy Love Letter

When I am: Kareeb

There is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That's my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr.Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be : Dil To Pagal Hai

Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

[Zubair]

college vs. films
> Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta ta!!!!!!!!

[Zubair]

Kon Kheta hai K mout aaye ge aur tum mar jaao ge,

Ary kon kehta hai k mout aaye ge aur tum mar jao ge .



Tum tu Moulana Abdul Rasheed ho ..............................
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Borqay mein niqal jaoo ge

[Zubair]

Machar marne ka tareqa Pehle ek zinda machar pakrain,

Phr use zamin pe lita dain ,

Phr use gudgude karain Jese hi machar hasne k lye mu khole Use Morten pila dain

[Sina khan]

Originally posted by wooer


Machar marne ka tareqa Pehle ek zinda machar pakrain,

Phr use zamin pe lita dain ,

Phr use gudgude karain Jese hi machar hasne k lye mu khole Use Morten pila dain

hahahha aisa tareeqa ap krna phr btana kiya hua,.?!?!lolzzz

[Zubair]

Originally posted by Sina khan


hahahha aisa tareeqa ap krna phr btana kiya hua,.?!?!lolzzz

Main tu MOSPAL use karta hooon......

[Zubair]

Q: Boys, Aap ko Aamir Khan aur Kajol ki film "FANA" se kia lesson mila.???

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Ans:

Andhi ,

Lulee,

Langri,



Jo Bhi Mile pata lo...........

[Zubair]

AMEER AASHIQ :

Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa
Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........





GHAREEB AASHIQ :

Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal Jane-Mann
Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........





JHOOTA AASHIQ :

Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein
Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........

SACHAA AASHIQ:

Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin
Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........



KAMYAB AASHIQ:

O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........

NAKAAM AASHIQ:

In Say Nain Mila Kay
Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........



CHALAAK AASHIQ :

Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab
Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........



MAJBOOR AASHIQ :

Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay
Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee

[Zubair]

Uper se Ghussa Aur Dil Mein Pyar Kartay hain,
Nazre choorate hain Dil beqarar karte hain,

Lakh Chupalain dunya se Mujhe sub pata hai,
Forumpk k user Roz mere SMS ka Intezar karte hain..