[z~FAHEEM~z]

WAITING FOR RESPONSE

[jamjoom]

Interviewer to Sardar ji - I will check your mind.
Interviewer - Tell me Opposite of these :-
Interviewer - Good
Sardar - Bad
Interviewer - Come
Sardar - Go
Interviewer - Ugly
Sardar - Pichhly
Interviewer - Shut up
Sardar - Keep Talking
Interviewer - Get Out
Sardar - Come Inside
Interviewer - Oh My God!
Sardar - Oh My Devil!
Interviewer - You are rejected.
Sardar - I am Selected.

[umair.s]

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai,












nafraton se jiya nahi karte,












lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi,






dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

[Zubair]

Bindas hokar Jeen ka,

Tension nahi layne ka,

Achy sapnay dekhnay ka,

Mast life guzarnay ka,


Bhoot se nahi darne ka

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Bole tou.........

Mirror nahi dekhney ka ....

[Im_Sha]

Har Ak MUSKURAHAT Muskan Nahi Hoti

NAFRAT Ho Ya MOHABBAT Asaan Nahi Hoti

Aansoo KHUSHI Kay Ghum Kay Hotay Hain Ak Jesay

In Aanso'on Ke Koii Pehchaan Nahi Hoti

[Zubair]

Aaj Temperature 47 degree ho ga.





Aap Apne








Damagh wali jagaj pe








Baraf rakhein







Kiou K






Bhoosa Jaldi AAG pakarta hai............!!!!!!!!!!!

[jamjoom]

[Zubair]

Jeevan k kathin raaston pe kon apka sath nibhata hai.??????







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MAIN





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Ap K dost







nahi


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tu kon...






AP ki Chappal !!!


So take care of ur Chappal..

[Zubair]

lab-pe-aati hai dua ban k tamana meri ....

zindagi aik lover ki soorat ho khudaya meri ...

impress muj se her larki ho jaye ...

meri ek nazar pe dil apna de jaye ...

ho meri jeans se mere badan ki zeenat....

jis tarha hoti hai husn ki zeenat...

ho mera kaam skool college k bahir flirt kerna...

her haseen larki ki maa se bi mohobat kerna..

mere ALLAH perhai se bachana hum ko ....

ISHQ KI JO RAAH HO USI PE CHALANA HUM KO ....
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[K.Rockers]

Originally posted by jamjoom

An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

[Zubair]

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A ***y female elephant passes by…



What does the loafer elephant say?




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Wow… 3600-2400-3600

[muslim]

[jamjoom]

Louder horn

a man goes to auto workshop and

ask

sardar technician to repair the car brake

sadar did some work

and said

i couldn't repair your brakes,


so I made your horn louder.

[K.Rockers]

Originally posted by jamjoom
Louder horn

a man goes to auto workshop and

ask

sardar technician to repair the car brake

sadar did some work

and said

i couldn't repair your brakes,


so I made your horn louder.

[K.Rockers]

Na To Kuch Gany Bajany Me Maza Ata Hy
Or Na He Kuch Maal Kamane Me Maza Ata Hy
Nam Khujli Ka Bura Lgta Hy Subko Lekin
Mustaqil Phir B Khujany Me Maza Ata Hy

[jamjoom]

what wives say :

GO to the store;

LAY DOWN the mulch;

wash AND wax the car;

GET the kids at school;

rent SOME videos,

and finish the REST of the dishes.

what husbands hear:

GO...... LAY DOWN...... AND...... GET...... SOME...... REST

[Zubair]

Lo Meri Girlfriend ki Photo dekho,









Aage Karo,



















Thora Or Aage...





























Dikhi...





























Nahi Dikhi



























"BETA"


BHABHI Ki Nazar Se Daikhtay Tu Zarur Dikhti.

[Khu$h!]

zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo
ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

[Zubair]

True Braver IS 2 Arrive Home Late @ Nite ,

Fully Drunk,

Cigrate In Hand,

Wife Is Waiting 4 U With A JHAROO In Her Hand ,

And U Ask:


Hey Darling !Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Hoo????

[Zubair]

• Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge,
  Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwary Rahenge.
  
  
  Is Dunaya Mein Kitno k Nikah Ho Gaye,
  Kia Naseb mein Apne Sirf Nikah K Chowaray Rahenge.