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Old 18-04-2007, 02:06 PM
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Dunia buri ho osakty hai Aap nahi..


Dunia Jhooti ho sakti hai Ap nahi...



Dunia Bewaqoof ho sakti hai Aap nahi....



Kuty (DOG) ki dum siedhi ho sakti hai

Lekin Ap Nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 18-04-2007, 09:59 PM
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Aye Rabba...tu hi meri jaan...tu hi jahaan...tu hi meri manzil...
...tere ishq mein main qurban..."ju ho gaya woh ho gaya ...
ju ho raha hai usko honay dien ... aur ju hoga acha hoga ...
believe in ALLAH n urself"
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Old 19-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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In future computer windows will b in PUNJABI,


then use ----

Send=sutto,

Download=thale lao ,

Delete=mitti pao,

Alt+ctl+del= syapaa hi mukao.

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Old 19-04-2007, 04:37 PM
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Dunia buri ho osakty hai Aap nahi..


Dunia Jhooti ho sakti hai Ap nahi...



Dunia Bewaqoof ho sakti hai Aap nahi....



Kuty (DOG) ki dum siedhi ho sakti hai

Lekin Ap Nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolz
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Old 19-04-2007, 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by wooer
Dunia buri ho osakty hai Aap nahi..


Dunia Jhooti ho sakti hai Ap nahi...



Dunia Bewaqoof ho sakti hai Aap nahi....



Kuty (DOG) ki dum siedhi ho sakti hai

Lekin Ap Nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolz..
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Old 19-04-2007, 04:46 PM
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MORN'G TIME CAN'T EAT THINK'G OF Ü,

LUNCH TIME CANT EAT THINK'G OF Ü,

DINNER TIME CANT EAT THINK'G OF Ü,

BED TIME CANT SLEEP BCOZ I M SO HUNGRY!


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Old 19-04-2007, 04:54 PM
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Subha Teri Ho
Sham Meri Ho



Din tera ho
raat Meri ho

Hasi teri ho
Udasi meri ho


Or Jub Maut Aaye Tu

Kabar Teri Ho
Aur USs Mein Lash......?

?
?
?
?
?
?


O'Hello


Pshyco



Tumhari hi ho.


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Old 19-04-2007, 05:04 PM
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YE DUA HAI MERI



TUM KHUSH RHO



SADA HSTE RHO


PAL PAL KHUSHIAN MILAIN


TUM AUR HASO



BAS HSTE RHO



MERA KYA HAI


LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL KAHENGE


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Old 20-04-2007, 11:29 AM
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love arz kia hai

ARZ KIA HAI..........



TERI ZINDGI MAIN KOI GHAM NA HO,



TERI AANKH KABHI NAM NA HO,



MERI DUA HAI TUJH KO MILAY AIK SMART SI DULHAN,



JISKA WEIGHT 150 KG SAY KAM NA HO....




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Old 20-04-2007, 03:06 PM
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Rab kary Ap kp sub mily....

Himat...


Izut....


Dolat....


Bangla.....


Style.....



Smile.....



Personality....


Popularity...

Car .....


Pyar....







AUr kia Dekha rahy ho, Kuch rej gia hai kai????????





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Old 23-04-2007, 12:17 PM
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I have alots of jokes in my inbox

But i cannot send u all of them
It will take alot of time,

So i m sending u just 1 Jokes...














"Ur My Best Friend"
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Old 23-04-2007, 12:37 PM
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  • Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

    Dil MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

    Hum Akele Kho Na Jain

    Dour Tum se Ho Na Jain

    Pas Aao ..



    Pas AAO...




    Rukoo !!!!





    Pehle Safe Guard Se naha lo..
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Old 25-04-2007, 12:54 PM
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Sirf ik bar khaado,

sirf ik bar khaado,


plz ik bar khaado,


abh intazar nahin hota,


abh sabar nahin hota,


keun nahin khatee ho tum……


ka aqqal badeee ka bhaeenss.
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Old 25-04-2007, 04:34 PM
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BURI BAAT HAI..............
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Old 25-04-2007, 06:27 PM
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy,

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,


pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha

hai,

BC-1760!!

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Old 30-04-2007, 08:35 PM
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  • To live a life we need..


    Brain



    IQ



    Knowledge



    Expression



    Look



    Luck



    Mental qualification





    So i salute U for managing with out them ....
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Quote:
Originally posted by wooer
  • To live a life we need..


    Brain



    IQ



    Knowledge



    Expression



    Look



    Luck



    Mental qualification





    So i salute U for managing with out them ....
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HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE
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