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Dar Dar Phirty Hain AMJAD Hum Ghum-e-Ishq K Maray....















Laado K lashkary Jug Mug Kapray Saray...

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Pehwasta Reh Shajar Se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh...


Bachay 2 he Achay Biwian Be-Shak 4 Rakh..

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The best Realtion Ever Is Between Two Eyes;

They Blink Together,
They Move Together,
They See Together,

&

They Sleep Together,

Still

They Never See Each Other Directy,


But


When They See A Girl


One Will Bilnk & Other Will Not.



MOral OF The Story....

A GIRL CAN BREAK ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP

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Bura Lagay




Bhala Lagay




Right Lagay




Wrong Lagay




True Lagay




False Lagay




Sar Pather Par Maro




Pather Sar Par Maro








Apun Tu Apko

"EID MUBARAK"

Aaj Bhi Bolay Ga.

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Pathan: Aj Meri Juma Ki Namaz Nikal Gai.

2nd Pathan: Wo Kasy??

1st: Emam Sahb Boley Apny Mobile Off Kardein, Me Tu Ghar Par Chor Kar Gia Tha Jub Off Kar K Aaya To Jamat Nikal Gai Thy.

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Sardar Aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha...


Admi: KiaDekh Rahy Ho?


Sardar: Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kaha Se Hai...???

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Pakistan Mein Itni Mehngai




Bad-Amni




Aur




Hangama-aarai K Bawajud




Agar Ap Pur-Sukoon
Aur
Pur-Aman
Pakistan Dekhna Chahaty Hain Tu







PTV Dekhein.

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Doston Arz Kia Hai Zara Ghor Farmayega;



Humne Tu Wafa Ki Thy ,
Par Usne De Diya Dhoka;



Kuch Galti Humari B Thy K Humne SMS Mein Lekh Dia ,,,,


"PONKA"

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INDIA Me Aik Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS Hai.




Jo Bolta B Hai...




Chalta B Hai...




Khata B Hai...




Mochen B Hain




Pagri B Pehnta Hai.




Naam Hai US Ka



S=Sardar
M=Manmohan
S=Singh.

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2 Paiz.

3 Lhsun

5 Gram ZIra

3 Kali Mirch

2 Spon Namak

1 Cup Water

Aur

Thora sa Hara Dhanya

Pata He Hm Kia Bana Rahy Hain?????


Aapko Bewakof Aur Wo B Maseledar.

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Golden Words




Agar Tum Jisy Pasand Karty Ho



Usy Na Pa Sako Tu .....









Lanat Hai Tum Pe...!!!!

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A Suuicide Bomber after Blast Wrote And Email To Mulla Umer (TALIBAN)




Sir Jee!!! Barood Thora Kam Dala Karein, mein Jannat Se B Aagay Nikal Gia Tha....

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HUman Brain IS Most Outstanding Object In World,
It Function
24 Hours A Day,
365 Days A Year,
Rite From TIme We R Born,
Stops Only When







We





Entered In Examination Hall.

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Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men eager to have some fun (with couple), started talking loudly. "My
boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable! The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!" The couple fidgeted! The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them
too!" The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
you'll never see me in Indonesia ...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, "May I help you ppl"?

"Why don't you go to Hell?" he said, "I heard there's NO Muslim THERE! for sure"

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Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi'dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!

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Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.

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SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.

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Aik Pakistnai Ne 24 Hours Tak Pani Me Sans Rok Kar Rehne ka Record Qayam Kia Hai,
Jinhe Kal...
















































































Baad Namaz-e-Zuher Mewa Shah Qabristan Mein Dafnaya Jayega.