[Zubair]

3 ways to catch tiger..

1: Newton's law. Allow the tiger to catch you, then you will catch the tiger

2: Einstein's law.. Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it

3: Pakistani law.. catch a cat and beat it untill it's agree that it's a tiger

[Zubair]

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

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Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

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Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

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Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RIIIINGIIIINGGGG.

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Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

[Zubair]

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot………..
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog……..
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito…….
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The next day………………….
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria………………..
What a touching story………………………..!!!!!!

[Zubair]

TEACHER to STUDENT: Sach or Wehem main kya farq hai

STUDENT: Teacher aap humen parha rahi hain yeh sach hai.

TEACHER to STUDENT: Or Wehem

STUDENT: Or hum par rahe hain yeh aap ka wehem hai

[Zubair]

Wife: Suna HAI K Janat Me Husband K Sath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete,


HUsband: Sahi Suna Hai,

Wife: Aesa Q?

Husband: Arey Pagli Isi Liay Tu Usey Jannat Kehte Hain..

[Zubair]

Tumhen Dhoondhti Hain Har Su ,

Meri Betab Nazrein ,
Meri Ujaar Subhain,
Meri Berung DupHarain,
Meri Dhundli Shamein,
Meri Tareek Raatein,

JO Ho Sakey Tu Nawaz Do !!

Meri Subah Ko Nikhar Do,
Meri Sham Ko Sanwar Do,
Meri Raaton Ko Qarar Do,


Ye Na Ho Sakey Tu Yun Karo...





Mujhe 5 Hazar Udhar Do....

[Zubair]

Its So Common To Hear ....


How R U ?




What Are You Doing ?





Howz UR Day?





Any Plan?




So I Thouht To Ask Something Different ..





Light Hai KIa ??!!!

[Zubair]

Wife: Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jagah Le K Chaliaye Na Jee.


Husband: Chalo Tayar Ho Jao....




Petrol Pump Chaltay hain.

[Zubair]

Dulhan Ban Kar Aram Say Bhi Betha Nahi Jata,
Ashko Ko Bhi Daman Se Bhigoiya Nahi Jata,

Kharab Na karday Kahi Anso Mera Makup,
Is Khof Se Dil Khol Kar Roya Nahi Jata.

[Zubair]

Anth Sahir.



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Meri Mohabbat Us Ne Daulat Se Janchi,






Meri Mohabbat Us Ne Daulat Se Janchi.









Iqbal Jameel.............
PTV News
Karachi !!

[Zubair]

Jub Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai,
Main Ne Nazroon Ki Tarah Sir Jhuka Rakha Hai ,

Bartano Aaj Mere Sir Pe Baraste Kiou Ho,
Mein Ne Dho Dha K TUmhe Kitna Saja Rakha Hai,

Ay Kanwaro Yunhi Abad Raho Shad Raho ,
Hum Ko Begum Ne Tu Suli Pe Charha Rakha Hai,

Wo Hi Duniya Mein Muqader Ka Sikander Tehra,
Jis KO Khuda Ne Yahan Shadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai.

[Zubair]

Aik Sardar Dost Se : Mein Aur Meri Girl Friend Shadi Kar Rahe Hain.

Dost: Wow, Shadi Kab Hai ??

Sardar: Meri 7 October Aur Uski 13 November KO.

[Zubair]

Sapne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rakhon,
Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chupa K Rakhon

Es Waqt TU Mere Sath Nahi Warna ,
Har Waqt Tujhe MURGHA Bana K Rakhon.

[Zubair]

Differnce Between Dawai & Daru ??


Dawai Is Like A Girl Friend,
It Has An Expiry Date.



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Daaru Is Like A Wife Jitni Purani Hogi Utni Sir Ko Cherhti Hai !!!

[Zubair]

Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend KO Date Par Bulaya Aur WO Late Ho Gai,



Girl: Am I Late ??




Ghalib:

Falk PE Sitaron Ko Nend Aa Rahi Hai,
Dosri Ka Time Ho Gya TU Ab Aarahi HAI !!!!!

[Zubair]

Ghar Waloon Ka Kehna Hai K !!!



"Beta Dil Laga K Parhna "




Par Unhain Kase Samjhain K Dil Lagane K Baad Parhai Kahan Hoti Hai ???"

[Zubair]

Question: Ap Me Aur PEPSI Me Kia Similarity Hai ?




Ans: Both Are Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hain


Aur

Most Important Similarity,




DimagWali Jaga DHAKKAN Hai.

[Zubair]

Aik Admi Baba G Se:
Mein America Jana Chata Hon MAgar Kam Nahi Banta .

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne Ne Se Phele 300 Bar "AL_QAIDA" Parha Karo,
America Wale Khod Lejaen Ge.

[Zubair]

If You Love Sumone Donot Keep In Your Heart !!

Keep In Your Nails.

B.coz If You Fail In Love Donot Break Your Heart.

Just Cut The Nails!



Thats Y Girls Keep Long Nails !!!!