[kamz]

i'm d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea cup
can u c the world in world cup?
i can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??

[kamz]

Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho

[kamz]

police ko aik body mili hai
kalay daant hain
ghonslay jaysay baal hain
dimag nahi hai
paon ultey hain
mujhay tumhari fiker ho rahi hai
zara bell to maro.!

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by kamz
police ko aik body mili hai
kalay daant hain
ghonslay jaysay baal hain
dimag nahi hai
paon ultey hain
mujhay tumhari fiker ho rahi hai
zara bell to maro.!

very funnnnny

[jamjoom]

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

[jamjoom]

7 peer 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse buzrug peer ko salam kar k poochta hai ...? peer sb larki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? ?

Woh peer sabse chhote peer ko pukarta hai...aur kehtaa hai

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" chhotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. ... "

[jamjoom]

Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into

the well. Why???

Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??

Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

[kamz]

thanks

very good mesages

[kamz]

Welcome 2

www.love.com

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ap ki pyar karne ki
umer guzar chuki
hai plz!!!!!


try

www.roza.namaaz.com

[kamz]

abhi to dosti ki hai
waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge
dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud
tumhein "Mental Hospital"
chor ayenge

[kamz]

Aapki 5 khubian...

1.________
2.________
3.________
4.________
5.________

Agar zindagi may koi acha kaam kia hota
to yeh jaga khali na hoti

[kamz]

tere mera jor v kee.. me ik kisan da puttr.. tu kisi afsar di tee,. me khokhe te sigrat phookan..tu PC vich chaa pee.. tera mera jor v kee.. me ik shirt nu tou tou pavan.. tere soot pnji tee..tera mera jor v kee.. me mr mr B.A kita.. tu cmputr wich M.S.C.. tera mera jor v kee..tere piche sohne munde.. sade piche C.I.D.. tera mera jor v kee.. tere naaz nakhre nalon.. saanu changi chachi di tee.....

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by kamz
Aapki 5 khubian...

1.________
2.________
3.________
4.________
5.________

Agar zindagi may koi acha kaam kia hota
to yeh jaga khali na hoti

nice one

[kamz]

Originally posted by jamjoom



nice one

Thanks

[jamjoom]

ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

[kamz]

Originally posted by jamjoom
ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by kamz

thanks dear

[jamjoom]

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

[kamz]

Originally posted by jamjoom


thanks dear

Welcome

[kamz]

Originally posted by jamjoom
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

good 1