[kamz]

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

[kamz]

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

[kamz]

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

[z~FAHEEM~z]

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

[z~FAHEEM~z]

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by z~FAHEEM~z
TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by z~FAHEEM~z
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by z~FAHEEM~z
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by z~FAHEEM~z
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

[decent_billa]

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka,



Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya.....











ali

[decent_billa]

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,


jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,


dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,


bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi......









ALi

[kamz]

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya