[jamjoom]

judge-what you do?

prisnor-This & that

judge-where you live?

prisnor-here&there

judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.

prisnor-when i will come out

judge-sooner&later

[jamjoom]

son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???

Dad: no,

Dad :why do u ask,

son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then

Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh:

[kamz]

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS

[kamz]

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

[kamz]

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

[shahumers]

0091924319 se call aye to attend na kerna,
Becoz Geo T.V pe khabar aai hai k is number ki call attend na karain, App ki death ho sakti hai ,,,,,,,

Its true Belive Me

Ok,

Take Care

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by kamz
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

[jamjoom]

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of program activity from a
self-extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

[jamjoom]

A sardar goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the sardar's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the sardar screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"

The sardar says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"

[jamjoom]

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -
"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it

[jamjoom]

Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

[kamz]

Santa: What is the weather like ?
Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.

[kamz]

Ques: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination ?
Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but i never told them anything.

[kamz]

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

[kamz]

Apple ka juice


mango ka juice


tarbuz ka juice


badam ka juice


khajur ka juice


kaaju ka juice


jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

[decent_billa]

A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WE TURN TO
WHEN OUR SPIRITS NEED A LIFT,



A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WE TREASURE
FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS A GIFT,



A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO FILLS OUR LIVES
WITH BEAUTI,JOY AND GRACE



AND MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD WE LIVE IN
A BETTER AND HAPPIER PLACE


ALi

[decent_billa]

IM A ROSE,YOU ARE MY THORNS,
CLUTCHING TO ME,PROTECTING ME.



IM THE SUN,YOU ARE MY RAYS,
HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.



IM A LAKE,YOU ARE MY WATER,
FILLING ME WITH IDEAS,DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.



IM A TREE,YOU ARE MY LEAVES,
SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM
AND BECOMING AN IMPORTENT PART OF MY LIFE.



IM A HEART,YOU ARE MY BEAT,
BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS,
MY FEAR,MY SADNESS,MY EXCITEMENT.



IM ME,AND YOU ARE WITH ME,
TO SHARE ALL THAT IM,
TO SHARE LIFE,LOVE,HAPPINESS.



ALWAYS









ALi

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by decent_billa
IM A ROSE,YOU ARE MY THORNS,
CLUTCHING TO ME,PROTECTING ME.



IM THE SUN,YOU ARE MY RAYS,
HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.



IM A LAKE,YOU ARE MY WATER,
FILLING ME WITH IDEAS,DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.



IM A TREE,YOU ARE MY LEAVES,
SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM
AND BECOMING AN IMPORTENT PART OF MY LIFE.



IM A HEART,YOU ARE MY BEAT,
BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS,
MY FEAR,MY SADNESS,MY EXCITEMENT.



IM ME,AND YOU ARE WITH ME,
TO SHARE ALL THAT IM,
TO SHARE LIFE,LOVE,HAPPINESS.



ALWAYS









ALi

[kamz]

Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
& I say REMEMBER me lot...

[jamjoom]

The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea.

Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed?

Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent it from the

tounge of the tea tasting toad.