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15-03-2007, 11:37 PM
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| agar tum chand mango to mai chand dedu agar tum raat mango to mai raat dedu agar tum dosti mango to mai dosti dedu agar tum jaan mango BAS YAAR............ bheek mangne ki be had hote hai  |
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15-03-2007, 11:37 PM
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| i wrote ur name on a leaf the wind blew it away.... i wrote ur name on a rock the rain washed it away... i wrote ur name on my heart i had a HEART ATTACK!!!!! |
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15-03-2007, 11:37 PM
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| from monday 2 sunday january 2 december morning 2 evening birth 2 death my feelings 4 u will never change u were u are and u will always b a........... HEADACHE!!!!!!!!! |
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15-03-2007, 11:38 PM
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| A son at college wanted more money he sent a telegram to his father "NO MONEY, NO FUN, UR SON" the father replied: "HOW SAD, TOO BAD, UR DAD!!!! |
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15-03-2007, 11:40 PM
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| DIFFERENCES between TV and BV 1> TV chaley remote sey, BV chaley note sey. 2> jitne channel TV kay, utney nakhrey BV kay. 3> TV ko band kiya ja sakta hai, BV ko nahin. 4> TV hamla nahin karta, BV karti hai. SIMILARITIES between TV and BV 1> dono ka bill aata hai. 2> dono par interesting or boring program chaltey hain. 3> dono current martey hain. 4> dono naye naye hi achey lagtein hain |
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15-03-2007, 11:42 PM
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| MOBILE or SHADEE main aik cheez commen hotee hay jab b koi new model aata hay to aamee k mind main aik he baat aatee hay k ............... ........................... ................................... ........................................... .................................................. ... .................................................. .......... .................................................. ................... .................................................. ............................... .................................................. ........................................ .................................................. .................................. .................................................. ................. .................................................. ........... .................................................. .................................. .......... MAINE KHAREEDNAY MAIN JALDEE KAR LEE |
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15-03-2007, 11:42 PM
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| jis tarha sooraj nikalta hai her raat k bad chand alwida kehta hy mulaqat k bad tum ghar se mat niklna warna log kahegey dekho mendak nikal aya barsat k bad |
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15-03-2007, 11:42 PM
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| socha tha her morr pr tera intzar karen ge socha tha her morr pr muhabat ka izhar karen ge socha tha her morr pr sath den ge per............ KAMBAKHT sarak hi seedi nikli. |
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15-03-2007, 11:43 PM
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| 2day is the death aniversary of CHARLI CHAPLIN..... so plz send this msg 2 at least 1 cartoon i have done my job.......... |
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15-03-2007, 11:43 PM
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| Duniya mein reh kar sapno mein kho jao. Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Agar kuch bhi nahi hota tou takia lo or so jao. |
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15-03-2007, 11:44 PM
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| dogey to muskura kam se kam ap par ha bheja sms ye jisne dogey galiyan ko bande us ap bad k perhne ko sms is CONFUSED????? ub niche se parho... |
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15-03-2007, 11:45 PM
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| angel took man 2 hell there he saw "MolaNa Fazal-Ur Rehman" dancing with bipasha MAN, angel jee is ki saza itni mazedar kiun? ANGEL, SAZA TO bipasha KO mili hai |
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15-03-2007, 11:50 PM
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| Gan di g agar don hotay to kehtay : Meray sir per baal anay ka intezaar to 11 dukano k hajjam ker rahay hain lakin ek baat samajh .. meray taklay per baaal ana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai Last edited by kamz; 15-03-2007 at 11:55 PM. |
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17-03-2007, 09:47 AM
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17-03-2007, 09:49 AM
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| Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...  |
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17-03-2007, 09:58 AM
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| aaj tum DIL maango,de denge, JIGAR maango de denge, JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge, kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain! |
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17-03-2007, 09:59 AM
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| Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! |
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17-03-2007, 10:01 AM
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| sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donation for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!! |
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17-03-2007, 10:06 AM
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| chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi |
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