11-03-2007, 11:00 PM
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Ab kiya Sardaar pani bhi nahin pi sakta!!!
Is main bhi joke chahiyye tumhein...??? |
13-03-2007, 10:23 PM
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Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh Piyar Nahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai |
13-03-2007, 10:37 PM
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u look up & it shits in ur eye,
u don't mind & you don't cry,
u just thank GOD that cows don't fly  |
13-03-2007, 10:38 PM
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Rep Power: 8 | | Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT |
13-03-2007, 10:39 PM
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Aik sardaar pani pi raha tha...
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Ab kiya Sardaar pani bhi nahin pi sakta!!!
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13-03-2007, 10:39 PM
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Rep Power: 8 | | | Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO" |
13-03-2007, 10:45 PM
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13-03-2007, 10:46 PM
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14-03-2007, 03:33 AM
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14-03-2007, 12:53 PM
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14-03-2007, 12:55 PM
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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand
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14-03-2007, 12:56 PM
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A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,
After marriage Made for each other,
In future Mad because of each other.....!!!  |
14-03-2007, 01:00 PM
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! |
14-03-2007, 01:03 PM
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Two birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other fly away.....why?
saala POLICE aur witness ke chaker me kaun padega !
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14-03-2007, 01:05 PM
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14-03-2007, 01:13 PM
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate
hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila
sakti hai na |
14-03-2007, 06:51 PM
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14-03-2007, 06:57 PM
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15-03-2007, 12:05 PM
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