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03-06-2007, 09:51 PM
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| Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!  |
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03-06-2007, 09:51 PM
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| Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan" |
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03-06-2007, 09:52 PM
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| Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! |
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03-06-2007, 09:52 PM
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| Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha! |
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03-06-2007, 09:53 PM
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| Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..! |
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03-06-2007, 09:53 PM
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| Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. |
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04-06-2007, 10:23 PM
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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04-06-2007, 10:24 PM
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| Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
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04-06-2007, 10:25 PM
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| AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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04-06-2007, 10:26 PM
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| 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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05-06-2007, 04:13 AM
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 Hum B Kise Se Kam Nahi.................. Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara, in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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05-06-2007, 04:15 AM
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| Hum B Kise Se Kam Nahi.................. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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05-06-2007, 09:58 PM
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| Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
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05-06-2007, 09:59 PM
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| Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab |
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05-06-2007, 10:04 PM
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| Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai |
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08-06-2007, 03:37 AM
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__________________  Aye Rabba...tu hi meri jaan...tu hi jahaan...tu hi meri manzil... ...tere ishq mein main qurban..."ju ho gaya woh ho gaya ... ju ho raha hai usko honay dien ... aur ju hoga acha hoga ... believe in ALLAH n urself" |
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11-06-2007, 02:10 PM
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| God thought that since he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. 
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16-06-2007, 12:26 PM
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16-06-2007, 12:28 PM
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| Phool hai gulaab ka husn hai janaab ka Tasveer tairee mairay dil main hai Phir faida kia is naqaab ka |
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16-06-2007, 12:30 PM
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| Humko tumse pyar hai, Jiya bekarar hai, Aaja mera Bulbul... Tera Intezer hai!! Yeh mera nahi... Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!! |
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