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07-05-2007, 08:04 AM
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| A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: ::::::Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes,,,,,,,, i Saw.......... ....................... .......................... ............................... ....................................... Dad.
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07-05-2007, 08:12 AM
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 THE BEST ONE What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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07-05-2007, 08:39 AM
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07-05-2007, 11:15 AM
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| Re: THE BEST ONE Quote:
HAHAHA   Ali
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07-05-2007, 02:40 PM
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| Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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07-05-2007, 02:41 PM
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| Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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07-05-2007, 02:43 PM
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| Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mein..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mein.
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07-05-2007, 04:18 PM
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| Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. |
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07-05-2007, 04:19 PM
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| Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! |
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07-05-2007, 04:26 PM
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| Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ? Ali : I want 2 b pilot. Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter sana I want 2 b mother Abid : !want 2 help |
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07-05-2007, 09:38 PM
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| Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation. “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,”Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said,”OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview ?”. Sardarji replied, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder..
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07-05-2007, 09:40 PM
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| MUST READ THE LAST ONE ... ITS REALLY FUNNY 
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07-05-2007, 09:50 PM
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| frog : sardar ka dimaag nahi hota ! sardar: hota hai! \frog : nahin hota ! sardar : hota hai ! frog : nahi hota hai! sardar : hota hai ! frog jumps in the pond. sardar : isme suicide karne ki kya jarorat thi!!!
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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07-05-2007, 10:59 PM
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| Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye 100 ksii bhej raha hu, Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile: Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya, Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye 9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai. Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
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16-05-2007, 05:04 PM
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| If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round.... Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
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16-05-2007, 05:05 PM
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| what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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16-05-2007, 05:05 PM
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| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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16-05-2007, 05:06 PM
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| Its been a rough day. I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom  |
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16-05-2007, 05:08 PM
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| God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
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16-05-2007, 05:09 PM
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| One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call |
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