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20-04-2007, 09:36 PM
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| Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....  |
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20-04-2007, 09:38 PM
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| You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA |
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20-04-2007, 09:39 PM
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| Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey |
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20-04-2007, 09:41 PM
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| Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... |
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20-04-2007, 09:42 PM
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| Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... |
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20-04-2007, 09:43 PM
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| Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
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20-04-2007, 09:44 PM
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| Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... |
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25-04-2007, 03:46 PM
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| Repeat these lines atleast 2 hrs everyday after namaaz outside da mosque & u'll b a millionare within a few months .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ALLAH K NAAM PE DE DE BABA |
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25-04-2007, 03:47 PM
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| Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
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25-04-2007, 04:32 PM
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| Arz kiya hai Jaanam teri yaad mein humien dast lag gay Ghour farmaye.......... Jaanam teri yaad mein humien dast lag gaye yeh bhi tu aansoo hain..................... bus raasta bhatak gaye.............
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28-04-2007, 02:21 AM
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| Doc: Your fee is more then we get paid for medical care. Mechanic : You always have the same model but we have to keep up to date with new models every year. |
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28-04-2007, 03:09 AM
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| One night, Sardar ji had a dream that someone killed him.... Next day he closed his bank accounttt!!! yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Bcuz In bank, it was written that... We Make Ur Dreams Come True...!!!
__________________ "How do I say gud bye to some1 I neva had... Why do tears fall 4 some1 who neva was mine... Y is it.. I miss someone I was neva with...!?! |
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28-04-2007, 12:30 PM
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| Funny na.....??? |
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28-04-2007, 08:11 PM
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| Kaash dil ki awaaz main itna asar ho jaye, K hum aapko yaad karain aur aapko khabar ho jaye, AUR MERE SMS KA KHARCHA BACH JAYE |
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28-04-2007, 11:03 PM
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| Quote:
U r Funny!!!
__________________ "How do I say gud bye to some1 I neva had... Why do tears fall 4 some1 who neva was mine... Y is it.. I miss someone I was neva with...!?! |
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29-04-2007, 01:19 AM
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| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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29-04-2007, 01:20 AM
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| American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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29-04-2007, 01:21 AM
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| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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29-04-2007, 01:22 AM
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| Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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29-04-2007, 01:23 AM
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| Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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