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12-06-2006, 04:31 PM
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| /// ** Sardar Ji ** \\\ Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI  |
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04-09-2007, 01:08 AM
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 a sardar g gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why? To see whether it’ll BOUNCE or not! |
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04-09-2007, 02:09 AM
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10-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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| :0073:sardar saw a very soni kuri in the market.. and said... kash yeh meri maa hoti,,,,,,, to mai bhi inna sohna hondaa... |
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10-09-2007, 04:07 PM
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| nice funny messages |
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14-09-2007, 05:00 AM
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15-09-2007, 12:39 PM
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| thx fairness aik or about sardar....abhi post kerta hoon |
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15-09-2007, 01:30 PM
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 sardar g goes to his nearest bakers and asked the owner... S: O pra ji aithey saarey saanu akhrot kioon kaindey ney O: nai sardar jii es gal di tuwannu samajh nahi aani.. S: o nai ji tussi menu dasso mai bara hi genious aa.. samajh aa jani menu. O: acha chalo fair ik gal dasso... assi 3 para(brothers) ik canada ich.. 2ja england ich..dasso teeja kithey? sardar jii start think.  . and think near about 3 hours..after 3 hours sardar jii said yaar menu nai pata tussi hii das do..  O : teeja aithey "mai" bas aisi lye saarey tuwano akhrot kaindey ney... sardar g goes back to his home and called all of his family members... and asked "tuwannu pata ae saarey sanu akhrot kioon kaindey ne" every one says "no" sardar ji acha menu ik gal dasso.... assi 3 para ik canada ich 2ja england ich dasso teja kithey.. every one thoought near about 3 hours and saidsaanu tey nai pata sardar said: bas aisi lye saarey tuwannu akhrot kaindey ne teeja o betha saamney "bakery aala"  |
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16-09-2007, 12:19 PM
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| sardar:main apni biwi nu 10v karai 12v karai B.sc karai M.sc karai fr PHD karai te hun nokri te lagaya 2nd dardar:hun changa jia munda lub k ohda viya v kar
__________________ it is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice |
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16-09-2007, 11:21 PM
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| nice shamaila |
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17-09-2007, 02:58 PM
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__________________ it is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice |
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17-09-2007, 05:35 PM
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 One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home... Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning...
__________________ 0321-4227227 0321-4337337 Ajab larka hoon main khud ko ganwana chahata hoon... K aapne aap se pecha churwana chahata hoon... Na jane kya talluq hai mera ranj-o-alam se... Koi bhi dard ho dil mien basana chahata hoon... Kai bhoole howe chehre yaad aarahe hien... Zara se dier ko aansu bahana chahata hoon... Najane kyun mujhe pather samajhte hai duniya... Main kya hoon kon hoon un ko batana chahata hoon... Sitam jo bhi zamne ne kya hien mujhe per... Hamesha k lye bhool jana chahata hoon... |
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17-09-2007, 05:36 PM
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17-09-2007, 05:37 PM
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| Sardarji was buying ticket on every station... Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip...? Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips... 
__________________ 0321-4227227 0321-4337337 Ajab larka hoon main khud ko ganwana chahata hoon... K aapne aap se pecha churwana chahata hoon... Na jane kya talluq hai mera ranj-o-alam se... Koi bhi dard ho dil mien basana chahata hoon... Kai bhoole howe chehre yaad aarahe hien... Zara se dier ko aansu bahana chahata hoon... Najane kyun mujhe pather samajhte hai duniya... Main kya hoon kon hoon un ko batana chahata hoon... Sitam jo bhi zamne ne kya hien mujhe per... Hamesha k lye bhool jana chahata hoon... |
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17-09-2007, 05:38 PM
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| Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it... Manager : U should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits... Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques...  
__________________ 0321-4227227 0321-4337337 Ajab larka hoon main khud ko ganwana chahata hoon... K aapne aap se pecha churwana chahata hoon... Na jane kya talluq hai mera ranj-o-alam se... Koi bhi dard ho dil mien basana chahata hoon... Kai bhoole howe chehre yaad aarahe hien... Zara se dier ko aansu bahana chahata hoon... Najane kyun mujhe pather samajhte hai duniya... Main kya hoon kon hoon un ko batana chahata hoon... Sitam jo bhi zamne ne kya hien mujhe per... Hamesha k lye bhool jana chahata hoon... |
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17-09-2007, 05:39 PM
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| ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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17-09-2007, 05:41 PM
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| Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever... What comes first the chicken or the egg...??? For what you order, will come 1st...! 
__________________ 0321-4227227 0321-4337337 Ajab larka hoon main khud ko ganwana chahata hoon... K aapne aap se pecha churwana chahata hoon... Na jane kya talluq hai mera ranj-o-alam se... Koi bhi dard ho dil mien basana chahata hoon... Kai bhoole howe chehre yaad aarahe hien... Zara se dier ko aansu bahana chahata hoon... Najane kyun mujhe pather samajhte hai duniya... Main kya hoon kon hoon un ko batana chahata hoon... Sitam jo bhi zamne ne kya hien mujhe per... Hamesha k lye bhool jana chahata hoon... |
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17-09-2007, 05:42 PM
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| thx ji....
__________________ 0321-4227227 0321-4337337 Ajab larka hoon main khud ko ganwana chahata hoon... K aapne aap se pecha churwana chahata hoon... Na jane kya talluq hai mera ranj-o-alam se... Koi bhi dard ho dil mien basana chahata hoon... Kai bhoole howe chehre yaad aarahe hien... Zara se dier ko aansu bahana chahata hoon... Najane kyun mujhe pather samajhte hai duniya... Main kya hoon kon hoon un ko batana chahata hoon... Sitam jo bhi zamne ne kya hien mujhe per... Hamesha k lye bhool jana chahata hoon... |
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18-09-2007, 12:27 AM
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  Zabardast |
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18-09-2007, 12:37 AM
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| Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!. |
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