[Bint E Aadam]

As salam-o-Alaykum

Hum ne Socha Kune Naa Aap Sab Se Woh SMS Share kiye jayein jo meri friends bhaiya api,bhabhi{hone Wali} send kertin hain chitchat to nahi share kerni :p khair share ekrti hoon sms jais ehe new aayein gay system mein move ker k aap sab se share ekroon gi insha Allh

Ek shaks ki shadi nhi ho rai thi.Wo mannat mangne gya.Waha uski maa khai me gir gai.


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Wo bola:
Wah khuda teri Khudai,apni tey labbi nahi abbay di v gawai..
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A sardar G on cycle, accidently hits a lady.
Lady: "way Annia ! Brekaan nai maar sakda see?"
sardar G:
"sohneo! Poori cycle tey maar ditti aey halay v nraz ho.!

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Kid : aunty mumy ney cheeni mangi hai.

Aunty : cheeni detey huey,aur kya kaha tha Mummy ney.

Kid : agar wo kameeni na dey to lubna auntie se le aana !

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Teacher: beta insaan ki kitni maayen hoti hain?

Student: 4

teacher: kon kon si,

student:
1 wo maa jis ne paida kia,
1 wo maa jis ne perhna sikhaya,
1 hamari dharti maa,
aur 1 wo jo ami raat ko kehti hain..
"YE RAAT K 2 BAJAY KON SI MAA SE BATEiN KAR RAHA HAI"


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'""\/""" USKURAO
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aـr

!""'!_!'"!
! _ ANSOO
!__! !__!

Hr Pal

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L___/IL SE


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Jab se begum ne muje murgha bana raka hay.

Main ne nazron ki tarha sir b jhuka raka hay.

Bartno aj maray sir pe barasty kion ho.

Main ne dho dha k tumhain ktna saja raka haz.

Roz leti hay tlashi wo police ki manind.

Pochti hay kahan paison ko tm na chupa raka ha.

Wohi dunya main muqadar ka sikandar hai yaro,
jisne khudko shadi se bacha rakha hai.


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Yunhi Umed Dilaty Hain Zmany Wale,
Lot K Kub Aty Hain Jany Waly,
Tum Ne Dekha Kbi Sehra Mai Jhulasta Drakht,
Iss Tra Jalty Hain Wafaon Ko Nibhany Waly...


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Wafa se "Pyar" mat karna.



Kiun mat karna?




"Be-Maut" Maray
jaogy



Malom hai kiun maray jaogy?



Kiun k. "WAFA"

Altaf Bhai
ki "Beti" hai.from MQM


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Pakistan Vich Aena Paani ae...





5 Durya,

135 Nehraan,

1,76,250 Nulke,

14,000 Chhapparr,

1,92,550 Motoraan,
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Tay Tusi Nandy Fir V Nai...!
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Teacher 2 student of 14 year:kaka tainu pta hy is umer vich QUAID-E-AZAM ne matric kr liya si
STudent:sir twadi umer vich bhutto phanse v char gya se.


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its My House
Gift 4u
Agr Chaho To Baich Kr Balance Dalwa Lo
Hm Road Pe Reh LenGy
Mgr Tmhare SMS K BaGher Nahi.....ok


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[~pari~]

walaikum asslam
very nice sms......
Thanks 4 sharing........

[Bint E Aadam]

Mehnsion not siso


1 Pthan 'PAKISTAN' ka flag lene gya,shop wly ne usy flag dya,
Pthan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagl hogya


Guess?



Pathan:Is Me Aur Colors Dikhao...?


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Salam-e-Subah
,.**., WitH ؤ
( '-' ) CooL
(,l:l,) MorرiرG

ؤ WؤrM رooر,

ؤرd ؤ GoLDeر SUرSeT.

Be HؤPPY,
Hؤve ؤ BeؤUTiFuL Day!
&
GOOD MORNING!

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O garib insan .
O kanjoos insan .
O pathar dil insan.
O Nadan insan.

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Is sms me mne apko insan kaha he apko bura to nhi laga?Agr laga hoto sorry ::


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D sé Dِsti
D sé Düshmهni
D sé Dil
D sé Dهrd
D sé Diwهngi
D sé Dillهgi
pér D sé itna Dor nن hِ jهnه k
D sé Düm
hi nikهl jهyé, §إMJHةY D sé DةإR.


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Hai
Smart

bohat
woh

hai
bheja
Ne
Jis

aur
hon
rahi

parh
se

Nichay
ko
Msg
Jo

hoon
stupid

woh
mai








Confused???
Ab Niche se upar parho


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"Good Morning"
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Ab kya Neeche Nashta Dhond rahy ho,
Aik bar keh to diya

"Good Morning"
HV A NiCe DaY
رIرI


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Ik sheikh sb: Mera abba Mar Gaya
News K Kitne Charges loge

News man: 50Rs Per Word

Likho, Aftab Died"

Sir Atleast 5Words

Ok Likho:
'Aftab Died Suzuki 4 Sale


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Y LOVE IS LIKE A GEHRA SAMNDR

SO PLZ IF U DONT MIND

D00B JA MERE PYAR ME



('.')>
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<('.')
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During VIVA..

EXAMINER: How does an electric motor runs?

STUDENT: dhuurrrrr...

EXAMINER <shouts>: Stop it..!

STUDENT: dhur dhup dup dup dup... ;-)


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In a park 2 lovers were eating by looking in2 each other eyes.Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now?Boy:I think u r eating more than me! BHUKKI...


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:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
:-: G(,")(",)D :-:
:-: MORNING :-:
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Sweet
Thِüghts
&
Prنyers
r
Sent
ür
Wنy
2
Wنrm
ür
Heنrt
&
Bless
ür
Day!:-)
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gya due to following translations:

1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)

2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)

3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)

4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four)

5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha
(I m belong to green pur thousanda)
keep smiling!


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Hm gye un k ghr kehne k Dil se dil mila lo

Seenay se laga lo hme apna bna lo

Uski ammi ne khola Drwaza to yun kehna pra

Aunty bachon ko Polio k qtre pilwa lo


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****hi quaid_e_azam se:
60 saal me mere mulk main boht kuch badal gaya, tere mulk main kya badla..?

Quaid:
Mere mulk main biscuits badal gaye,
bistiks ban gaye


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Thanks To those who hated me
They made me a stronger person

Thx to thos who luvd me
They made My heart Bigger

Thx 2 thos who worried abt me
They let me knw Dat they actually Cared

Thx 2 Thos who left me
They showed me not evrythng lasts

Thx 2 thos who entered my life
They made Me Who I Am Today :$
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If u r alone
U
Have
No Friend
U
Have
No good job
U
Have
No interest in disco and dance

Just

Boring life

Then

Join

''www.raba chuk lay mainu.com''.
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Sheikh Saadi ka qoal hy!
Talwar 2 qisam ki hoti hy
1.Lohay ki
2.Mohabbat ki

Farq siraf itna hy k
Lohay wali
1 ko 2 kurti hy
or
Mohabbat wali
2 ko 1 kerti hy.
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Press down if u like me








So u like me


so sweet


Ok u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


Dis is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok i like u 2


Uff Crazy fans!
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Morning Time-


A cup of hot hello...


A plate of crispy wishes...


A spoon of sweet smiles


& a slice of great success...


Enjoy da day!

Good Morning !!

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A Question 4a Genius Like U..

I am a thing. Teachers hate me. Cow likes me. Monkey eats me. I am a 9 letter word
_ o_ _ m _ _ y_

its challange 4U!ans me ????

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Agar
Koi
Ghalti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
To



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Mujh se muafi maang lo..

Main bohut reham dil hooٌ.
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Dis is a true lov story.a girl sumera was madly in lov wid umer.she was always on mobile talkng 2him.she also changd her sim 4rm jaz 2 telenr 4cheap cal rates.her family knew abt her lov.1day she told her parents tht if she dies b4 umer,they bury her wid her cel.sumera met an acident n died,umer was in lahore.wen sumera parents were burring her they put her sim n cel in her cofin as she wishd,they didnt tel umer abt her death.wen he came he went 2her home 2meet sumera.her parents told him wid tears abt her death.bt he didnt belive he said tht i hav been talkng 2her n showed them her msgs n nobody cud believe it,they took umer to her grave bt it was unbelivable 4umer.he said dat let me cal sumera he caled hr n evry1 hear hr voice on loudspekr& got amazd thn they askd molana sahab.molana sahab wid da help of othr molvz cum 2 da conclusion dat warid da bst netwrk covrage wherevr u go!
Hahaha

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Tare honton ki muskrahat kabhi na jaye..
Teri palkon mein aansu kabhi na aaye..
Teri raah mein pare hon kaante jo..
Main hath rakhon or Tu guzar jaye.

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Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?




















Mene Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai,



Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana Or Us K Saamne Muskurana.!

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Allah always has 3 replies to our Dua,
1."Yes"
2. "Yes but not now"
3. "I have a better plan for u"
There is never a "No"
Just have Faith
&
Pray!
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Meri, Dosti Ko DiL Me Chupa Lena

Meri Yaad Mein Chup Chup Kar Aanso Baha Lena

Aaj Ho Hi Gai agr Barish

To KHUDA K Waste
Aaj "TUM" Zaroor
"NAHA" Lena.

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Farmanay Mustafa (S.A.W):

Jab musalman dusray musalman se hath milata hai aur hatho me hath lye muj per daroord pak perhe Tu Allah unke alag honay se pehle unke sare gunah maaf farma daeta hai Na sirf wo gunah jo usne kiye hai balke wo gunah b jo wo anay wali zindagi me b kere ga.
SUBHANALLAH
MashAllah

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What's"QURAN"

"Allah ki kitab" Jo poori dunya ki sardar

"Kitab ko Lane Wala"JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo"Farishton" ka
Sardar

"jis per utra wo
Nabiyon ka sardar
"M.S.A.W.W"

"jis "Ummat" per
Utra wo ummaton ki sardar

"jis shahar may
Utra wo "shahron"
ka sardar
"MAKKAH, MADINA"

"jis Maheene may utra wo Maheno ka sardar"Ramzan,

"Or jiss Rat Mukammal hua wo Ratoon ki sardar "Shab-e-Qadar"

"Yahi Hamari Wirasat Hai.

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Ae Maalik Araz-O-Sama,
Ae Khalik-e-Kaenat,
Surah Rehman K Sadqe,
Surah Fatiha K Sadqe,
Aayet Karema K Sadqe,
Hamesha Mehfooz Rakhna,
Be roz gari Sy
Tangdasti Sy
Aazmaesh Sy
Rizq Ki Kami Sy
Ruswai Sy
Qarz Sy
Marz Sy
Jahanm Sy
Hisab Kitab Sy
Aulad K Dukh Sy,
Waldain Ki Na Farmani Sy,
Deen Ki Doori Sy,
Amant Me Khyant Sy,
Aur
Be Eemani Ki Maut Sy,

" A A M E E N "
Ap ki dua ka talbgar.
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Biwi:
Please Bike Tez na Chalao, mujhay Darr lug raha hay

Sardar:
Agar tujhay b Darr lug raha hay to meri tarah Aankhein bund karlay..


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Sardar: O tere result da ki bnya? Pappu:mis kendi ay es clas wich 1 sal hor lagay ga.
Sardar:sal pavain 2, 3 lag jawan per fail na hovin mera puter.


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Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain

Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain

SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain

Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.
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I Sheikh: Yar,Main Apna Wallet Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahiday See

2nd shekh: dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hay, Le 10 Rupay, Riksha Kar Te Wallet Le Aa!


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Sardar 2 other
Agar ek hathi sui k surakh se guzar rha ho to usy rokne k lye kia krna chahye?
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2nd Sardar
Uski dum pe girah lga do phans jae ga


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Bhikari:Hello,Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut:Yes sir!
Bhikari: Ek large pizza aur1.5 litre pepsi bhej do!
Pizza Hut:Sir, kiske naam pe bhejun?
Bhikari: ALLAH K NAAM Pe.


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Munna bhai:Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai.
Osko letter mein kya likhu?
Circuit:Bindaas likhne ka
Sister I LUV U,tmhara Munna Bhai...


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1 wakt tha
K

Aap k sms aisy
Aty thy

Jaisy kisi ne aap ki kanpati pe

Gun rakhi hui hai,

Aur zabrdsti msg krwa raha hai

Mgr ab lgta hai

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Goli maar di..

JV

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Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT, It's Presence Is Not Felt But It's ABSENCE Makes All Things
""TASTELESS""

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SMS



KARO



WARNA





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C__J + khallas.




Daro mat pani wali ha"
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Bنrsat mنy gulab açha lنgtه ha ,, ,,

nèénd mنy khنwab açhن lنgtه hن ,, ,,

bas aap hهme yننd kèrte rنhen ,, ,,

hamen هp kà ye andaz açhن lنgtن hai.
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Husband: Dear i luv u so much!
Wife: really? to kya tum mere mrne k baad 'Taj Mahal' banaogay?
Husbnd: yes main ne plot to lay lia bus tum hi dair kar rahi ho..
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Subha Shaam ap ki hi yaad aavey hey
Sari sari raat hum ko jagavey hey
Dill to ap ko call karne ko chavey hey
Pr call center ki CHOkRI balnce km batave ha.
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Frog:Sardar ka dimagh nai hota.

Sardar:Hota hai.

Frog:Nai hota,Nai hota,Nai hota( & jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkusi karen di kerri gal c?
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Agr hm aap ko SMS bhejte hon tu is ka hrgiz matlab ye nahin k aap b hmein SMS bhejain


Aap hmein

Cake ,
Biscuit ,
Fruit ,
Pizza ,
Or
Cards
b bhejh sakte hein.
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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye..


Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye..


To..


To...




(".)
<))>
JL
To yaad rakho,
"Puthey kamman de puthey nateejay"
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Arz kiya hai.

1 bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa ka yakeen. humne kaha hum mar jaynge or usne kaha. (AMEEM):-)
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Teacher'
Zer_e-tarbit studunt sy agr bachey k galy me sikka phs jaye to kia karo ga ?ji police ko bulaunga isliye k police jahan b pasy hon nikal leti hai.Extreme of Dehydration?

-A Cow giving powderd milk,





Extreme of kanjusi?

-A man after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EdHi.

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"Miss Call" Ki Zabardast Kaamyabi K Baad,

Now 1st Time In Pakistan,

"MISSED MESSAGE" ..
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Agr koi acha sa sms ho...
To
jaldi se
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Usay paper pe likh k
Fold kr k
Almari men rkh k
lock lga den.
Kahin galti se send na ho jae...
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Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a source 2 win hearts,
Smile creates greatness in ur personality
so plz
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"BRUSH YOUR TEETH"...
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Maray haton say aor honton say khushboo jati nahi,

K main nay ism_e_Muhammad ko likha bohut aor chuma bohut.....
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Putri har wo nai jb ap girte ho kisi medan mein,har wo hai k ap girne k bad uthne ki koshish nai karte.
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Go "My
Sweet Sms

Sweet "FRIEND''
K Pas

Sweet "Style
K Sath

Sweet "Smile
K Sath.

Sweet "Mood
K Sath.

Sweet Se
Andaz Mein Kehna.


KADI MSG VI KER DYA KARO.
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[Bint E Aadam]

Defeat is not when u fall down;
It is when u refuse
2 get up.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzer jaega

Angothi pehna kr koi apko apna bna le jaega

Abi wqt hy ksi se afair chala lo

Kya pta kal konsa cartoon apko sonp dia jaega.;-)
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Thakan pur se fresh nagar jane wali nindya xpress bedform pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapne sath lay kar sawaar ho jaain.

GOOD NIGHT:-)
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1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larkay ko phone kiya:
Ghar aa jao ghar pr koi nahi hy.


Larka chala gaya.
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Waqai koi nahi tha.
TAALA laga hua tha.smile pls
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Dear customer u have now subcribed kanjoosi package u can enjoy saving of sms ur subcription title kanjoosi is valid till ALLAH give u taufiq 2 send sms.......
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Jin:Kya hukam hai mere aaqa?

Aaqa:Mujhe America se Karachi tak pul bana do.

Jin:Aaqa hukam do chawlain na maro !:-
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Har pal Har vaqt.
' 12 '.
9 < 3
' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae . ?
.*""*.*""*.*
I miss
* "*. You *" (...)

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Kuch Rishtey Rab banata ha
Kuch Rishtey Log banatey hain
Par Kuch Log bina Kisi Rishtey k hi Rishtey nibhatey hain
Shayad wohi Dost kehlatey hain..!!
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رهzهr Mىlه Kهr Hümsè
رهzهr çhürه ره Lèٌه,
Dِ§t Bهٌه Kهr Hümkِ Gهvه ره Dèٌه, Mههٌه Kè Hüm Dِِr Hهىٌ إهpsè, ىsى Bههt Kه Bهhهٌه Bهٌه Kهr Hümèىٌ Bhülهه na dana
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Pervaiz Elahi to Shujaat:

Paa ji,
vekho 5 sal pehly sirf Gujrat k log hum pe lanat bejty thy
or aaj
16 crore awam bej rahi hay

Farq to para hai.

Geo musharaf
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If Some 1

Ask Me ! ،!

What iz life?


I'll just Come

Close 2 U,


Put My Arms
Around U!

&
Then say !

This iz My Life.

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A sheikh stop Rikshaw & asked. Data k darbar jao gay?
Driver.Han jaon ga
Sheikh: Acha ye shoper la jao wapsi pa maray lia chawal lay ana....
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I Sheikh: Yar,Main Apna Wallet Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahiday See

2nd shekh: dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hay, Le 10 Rupay, Riksha Kar Te Wallet Le Aa!
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Sardar 2 other
Agar ek hathi sui k surakh se guzar rha ho to usy rokne k lye kia krna chahye?


















2nd Sardar
Uski dum pe girah lga do phans jae ga
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Yunhi Umed Dilaty Hain Zmany Wale,
Lot K Kub Aty Hain Jany Waly,
Tum Ne Dekha Kbi Sehra Mai Jhulasta Drakht,
Iss Tra Jalty Hain Wafaon Ko Nibhany Waly...

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Pakistan Vich Aena Paani ae...





5 Durya,

135 Nehraan,

1,76,250 Nulke,

14,000 Chhapparr,

1,92,550 Motoraan,









Tay Tusi Nandy Fir V Nai...!
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ؤüِs ki bٌِdé
Phِِlِ kِ bhiga rhi he

Sürنj ki kirٌé
ék tنzgi dèkhن rhi he

hِ jنo نp b iٌ mé shنmil
ék piyنri si SـBHؤ
نpkِ ٌééٌd sé jنgن rhi he Good morning.

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O garib insan .
O kanjoos insan .
O pathar dil insan.
O Nadan insan.

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Is sms me mne apko insan kaha he apko bura to nhi laga?Agr laga hoto sorry ::
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Irshad_e_NABWi (SAW) hai k jub MULK mein tbahi ho or logon k jan_o_mal mehfuz na hon to kusrat se ASTAGHFAR perho"Plz forward to atleast 1 person,we need it...!

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Tari wafa ka wasta kiya kuch nahi kiya.Amrat bana ka zahar ko hathoo sa ha piya.Ezat gawai jawani lotai bad nam ho ga.Jo kuch tha mari jan tuj pa lota diya.

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gya due to following translations:

1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)

2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)

3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)

4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four)

5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha
(I m belong to green pur thousanda)
keep smiling!
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/ , / , / , // , / , // , / , / ,
Iss
Barish
Ki
Pehli
Boond
Matti
Py
Girny
Se
Uthny
Wali
Khushbu
Ki
Tarha
Tmhari
Zindgi
Hamesha
Mehekti
Rahe(Ameen)..
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Aik Qureshi ne Hazrat ALI se pocha

Q: Qareeb kya ha?
A: Qyamat
Q: Or qareeb ter?
A: Maut

Q: Ajeeb kya ha?
A: Dunya
Q: Or ajeeb ter?
A: Talib-e-duniya

Q: Wajib kya ha?
A: Toba
Q: Or wajib ter?
A: Gunah k forun baad toba

Q: Mushkil kya ha?
A: qabr me utarna
Q: Or mushkil ter?
A: Amal k bghair utarna
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Always ask ALLAH
to give you
What U DESERVE,
Not what U
DESIRE..!
It is كecause Ur
Desires may كe
few..!
كut, U Deserve a
LOT!!!
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Apna favourite colour ,apne date of birth , apna star,send karo i will tel u the first name of ur life partener
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Art of living
First of all don't make friends,
if done,then dont go much close 2 them,if gone,then dont love them,if loved then plz dont leave them!.....
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A sardar G on cycle, accidently hits a lady.
Lady: "way Annia ! Brekaan nai maar sakda see?"
sardar G:
"sohneo! Poori cycle tey maar ditti aey halay v nraz ho.!
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Don't Miss me When u smel any rose
Don't Miss me When u taste any sweet
Don't Mis me When u look at the MOON But plz MISS me When u raise ur hands 4 prayer
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Ek pal baghair dekhay usay kya guzar gaya,
aisa laga k ek zamana guzar gaya,

uss k liye buland rahay hath umer bhar,

K apnay liye duaon ka lamha guzar gaya
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Ek shaks ki shadi nhi ho rai thi.Wo mannat mangne gya.Waha uski maa khai me gir gai.






Wo bola:
Wah khuda teri Khudai,apni tey labbi nahi abbay di v gawai..
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Irshad.e.Nabwi hy k jab mulk may tabahe ho or logon k jan.n.maal mehfooz na hon to qasrat se "ASTAGHFar"parho Allah hm pr rehm farmae.AaMEEn.farward dis msg.plz
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Khuda Kare..

Har Din Aap..

Ki Khushiyan..

Petrol K Rates

Ki Tarha

Barhti Rahen..


*****



Aur Ghamon

Ki Supply

Bijli Ki Tarha

Band Rahe
*"Aameen"*
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''MAA''
WOH is tarha mere gunahon ko dho dti hai
MAA boht ghuse my hoto roo dti hai
Labon pe uske kbhi badua nhi hoti
Bas ek MAA hai jo mujhse khafa nhi hti
Jb b kashti meri manjhdar my ajati hai
MAA dua karti hoe khuwab my ajati ha
Takecare of ur mothers as they r asset for us
''HAPPY MOTHERS DAY''
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Musharraf ka KUTTA Musharraf sy ROOTH gia,

Ja k ****ey Naly mein KOOD gia,

Dobty huwy bola Ab or zulm nahi sahain gy,

Ek ghar mein 'DO KUTTY' nahi rahain gy.

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Nice choice!!
Congrats!!
NumeroLogy says
ur partner's name starts
with



1 of the letters

4rm







A
to
z

hehehehe

Sabko Shadi Ki Kitni fiQar Hai!!! ;-)
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Rasool Allah (W) ne farmaya:
1) Jo shaks hr waqt wuzu men rhe ga Allah uski Rozi kushada frmaey ga.

2) Us shaks ki Hajat jald pori hoti he Jo apni hajat kisi aur insaan ko na btaey.

3) Allah us shaks ko Abaad krta he jo hadees-e-Nabwi (W) sun kr dsron tak pohnchaey.
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Recite thz aya'h once ك4 going out of ur home 2 b protected 4rm bomb blasts.....
Allahumma inna najaaluka fee zunaabika min sharre-raheem..plz spread it.
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IMAGINE:
V meet after a long time & v r talkn at 12 mdnght in ur room wid lyts off & no1 at home.
Then ür phone rings downstairs.

I ask ü 2 cum back aftr d cal & u promise me!

Person on da fone
tels ü dat I died last nite.

Wud u cum back 2 ür room as promised?

Reply wid reason!
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Today is happy aniversary of CHAWALLz.... So,
i'm sending this message to one CHAWALL, I have done my Job.... Ab icy mujy hi send kr k chawal hony k saboot do

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Why pakistan is in trouble?

Population:16 crore.

4 crore Retired.

4 crore in State govt don't work.

2 crore in Schools.

2 crore under 5 year.

2 crore Unemployed.

1,99,99,998 R in jail.

The balance isu & me.

U R busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

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hadis:
jb tm apne bister pr jao to surah "FATIHA" r surah "IKHLAS" ko parh lia kro."MOUT" k ilawa hr cheez se be-khauf ho jao gy.
plz 4wrd it as u can...
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FILHAL ITNE HE SMS MOVE KIYE SYSTEM MEIN KUCH AUR HAIN CELL PHONE MEIN PHIR KABHI SHARE EKROON GI

[Bint E Aadam]

Aaj se
3
4
Nahi
6
7
8
Bhi nahi
15
20
21
Bhi nahi
Balky Pore
43
Din baad
Ramzan hai
I think i'm 1st
1 who is wishing U
"Ramzan Mubarak"
***2008***
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ea nai wo lab pe abi raaz-e-mhbt..

Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-mhbt..

Dil todrte bi ho humen chahte bi ho..

Ab tak smajh na pae ye andaaz-e-mhbt..!!
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Its A HuMble Request To All My Dear Friends That Please Do Not Send Religious Messages Like "Forward 2 10 People Else Bad luck Follows you For 10 Years" Coz These Are Making Real Fun Of islam Luck Does not Change By Sending SMs It Change only when Allah want to change Plz fwd thiz message to all Regards
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Face pe aap k gulaab ki smile hai.
Suٌa hai k aap k pass bhi mobile hai.
Uss mein sms ki moti c file hai.
Phir bhi sms ٌahi karty ye koٌ sa style hai.
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Sardar G recieved a message from his Girl Friend..


"I MISS YOU"
.
.
.
.
.
.
After thinking alot,
Sardar jee replied,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I Mr. YOU!
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Boy to his friend:- Yaar main apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don..?


Friend:- kesi dikhti hai.?

Boy:- Beautiful

Friend:- Aisa karo mera number de do ;)
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Hum tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai. Suraj kehty usme to aag hai. Socha tumko bandar keh doon. Magar us kambakht meim bhi dimagh hay.
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Tawajo farmayein..,
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.

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Tawajo farmane ka shukria....

Ab ap apna kaam karein.
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Guriya infanite me sms k sath mms b free he?aur zem limited ka detail batao
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Rasool-u-Allah (s.a.w) ne farmaya, "jab apne liye dua karo to doosron ko bhi yaad karo kia pata uske naseeb ki khushi tumhari dua ke intezar mein ho....
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Allah se aik harf-e jali mang raha hoon

Yazdan ki wilayat se Wali mang raha hoon

Lo ker diya Konain ko dewaliya main nay

Main us k khazany say ALi (A.S) mang raha hoon.
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Puri botal na shi
Ik jam to ho jaye
Milna na sahi salam dua to hojy
Jinki yad men hm bemar bethy hen
Unhen bukhar na sahi "nazla zukham" to ho jaye.
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Great sms.

Hindu ask Muslim:

Hum Murdon ko jalatay hain aur tm dafnatay ho batao
Q..
?
?
?

Muslim says:

Khazana dabaya jata hai aur kachra jalaya jata hai.
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X'cuse me

Agr ap abhi soye nhi ho aur msg par rahe ho to "GoodNight"

Aur

Agar ap so gaye ho aur msg subah parhoge to fir "GoodMorning"

Adjust karlena Ok;-)
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Ehsas-e-aarzu ko dil se mita na sako gay

Bhoolna chaho hame bhula na sko gay

Ye chirag-e-dosti dil se jalaya hy hum ne

Jal jao gay magr isko bhuja na sko gay
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Mere hathon ki lakeeron main ye aeb chupa hai mohsin,
Me jis shaks ko choo lun wo mera nah rehta.
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GEO BREAKING NEWS!

Sialkot Me Aj Baraf Giri !


0r Ab Khabrain Tafseel k sath..

Aik Admi Cycle Pr Baraf Le Jaa raha Tha. Carrier Totney Se Baraf Gir Gayi.. ;-)
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Pathan100 k note pr likha no. dial kr rha tha
Dosra Pathan:Ye Tm kya kr rhe ho
1Pathan:Ma dekh rha tha k Quaid-e-Azam to wfat pa ge to Unka mob kis ka pass ha;)
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Sending Golden Box full of
"SALAMS"
Wrapped in Silvry
"AFFECTION"
Tied wid Silky
"CARE"
&
Sweetely Sealed wid "DUAAS"2 keep U
Safe & Happy!:-)

Good Morning!
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In 1975 ...

3 Birds Were Flying & Suddenly Died & Fell Down

Why ?


?


?

?

?


So Simple


Remember In Sholay, Gabbar Had Shot 3 Bullets In Air ;-)
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SoN: Main SchooL Nahi Jaonga

Mom: Q ?

Son: Naukri Kroon ga.

MoM: 4TH ClasS Parh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?

Son: 3rd Class Ki Larkyon Ko Tution Parhaon ga.
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HAPPY BiRTHDAY



Ismay sochna kya
SMS kisne sent kiya?
Pesay ks k lge mere na
To meri mrzi jo
chahoon wish kroon
lekin phr b


.


.






bht bht
EID MUBARAK
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Hum Apko SMS Bhejte Hain To Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Aap B Hamain SMS Bhejain!

Aap Hamain



Cake
Biscuit
Juice
Fruit
Pizza
Cards
Nimko
B Bhej Sakte hain.
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Chahta hoon tumhen pyaar doon..

Dosti pe apni ye zindagi war doon..,

Par jb tumhara SMS nahi milta to..

Dil karta hai k tumhen jan se maar doon..!
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Itni KHUSHI mere SMS k ane ki??

Bus kro wrna qamar LACHAK jaegi.
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Girl: JaNu ki tussi meray waastey asmaaN touN chaN tour k leya sakdey o. . . . . ?
Boy: HaaN maiN chaN laiN JawaN tey tooN pichhoN Nawa chaN charhaya howay.
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"Jab ye 3 Kefiyaten Peda hon to Foran DUA Mango is WaQt Dua Radd Na hogi,

*jab Jism Kaanp Uthay

*DiL Me Khof Aa Jae

*Ankho'n Sy Ansu Jari hon"
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Allah says!
Mera shukar karo or meri naimto ka kufar na karo (Soora Baqara) ayat 102,
Agar tum shukar karogay to tumhay or ziada dia jayega (Soora Ibrahim).
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Jisko hum ne chaha mohabat ki haden tor kar,
Aaj os ne deka nahi nigahe mor kar,
Ye jan kar bohat dukh hua muje,
k wo khud b tanha ho gaya muje tanha chor kar.
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Hamesha
muskrain

Q K

Apki muskraht

BOHAT
Dilksh
or
pyari hai

Hans k dikhain

,,//,,
(@ .. @)
(<....>)
| |

Oye Hoye!
Loot liya zalim;-)
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An application to the head master in punjabi.

Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar ditian ne tey sadi class vich ik v kuri nai hagi,
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai,
hor nai tay kuj
"kam valiyan"he sonyan rakh lavo, bari mehrbani.

tuada faithfully
Pappu chummy

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O Meri Makai di roti,
Mere Sarson de Sag,
Mere Suji de Halwe,
Mere lassi de glass,
Te Aam de achar,
Na sms na mis call,
Kithey O Sarkar.

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A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Have a ( ='o'= )
Nice _(,,)_(,,)_Day!!
Gِِd Mِrning
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Ratain hain bohat aur ujala nahi milta

Dukh milta hai, dukh bantnay wala nai milta

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"Ibliis" 4 mrtaba kab roya?
1=>Jab us pay laanet huie
2=>Jab zameen py bhija gia
3=>Jab HUZUR (SAW) ko NABI bnaya gia
4=>Jab"SURAH-E-FATIHA
nazil hui
jo ibliis ki rah ma sb sy bari dewar he
Plz tel every muslim abt de value of SURAH-E-FATIHA
its SADKA-E-JAREA spread it out as much as u can.

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(Aik Ehm Baat)
Agr ap k pas koi b Ayat ya Hadith bgher ksi Hwale k aye to 4wd krne se phle ye zrur cnfrm kren k aya ye Hadith ya Ayat he b k nhi.Coz Hzrt Mhmmd S.A.W said:''Jo shkhs mre nam se mri koi bat agay brhai Halan k wo bat maine nhi ki hoto wo is Dunya se pkka Irada kr k jay k usay Akhirt ma Jahannum ma jana ha''.(Sahi Bukhari)
Plz ye Msg apne Muslim Dosto ko jahan tk hoske 4wd kren!
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Dil se teri yaad ko juda to nahi kia,

Rakha tumhe yaad bura to nahi kia,

Hum se khafa hain log kis liye,

Hum ne kabhi kise ko khafa to nahi kia.

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**HDEES-E-PAAK SALALAH ALAIHI WASALAM**

"Jb tum kisi Mareez k pass aao to use dua ki darkhuast karo q k uski dua Farishton ki dua ki tara hoti hay"
<Ibne Maja>
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ENJOY Happy rainy NIGhT... I MISs U SO SWEET... My DeAR...?

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*DoSti RuLeS*
1:Sms Karne Se dosti Barthi Ha.
2:Miss Call Dene Se Apon Ki Yaad Taza Hoti Ha.
3:Call Karne Se Apna Pan Mehsos Hota Ha.
Batao Ab aap Kya Karo Gay?
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HUMARE MENU PER KHUSHAMDED HUM SE MILNE K lEYE 1 DABAIN DOSTI K LEYE 2 DABAIN PYAR K LEYE 3 DABAIN HUM SE NIJAT K LEYE APNA GALA DABAEN..:-)!
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Kabhi YؤؤD aaye to ek baar kehna
" Kabhi BؤRISH ban k in Ankhon se behna"

Dِst na sahi to ؤjnنbi hi rehna
Par kabhi
=A=L=W=I=D=A= Na kehna
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8 SaL PehLey
CandLe Light Diner Sirf Ameer Logon ka shok tha Magar Ab
Poorey MuLk ki Awam ko Yeh SahoLat Muyasar hai
"
Farq to para hai

Geo Musharaf
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Sardar DR. se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.
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:LضV'"V:,:V'"ضVE:
:Lض( "' )Vة:
:LضV:. .:ضVة:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::



Do Yضu See The HEؤRT??

It Is Where I Put SpEciaL
Persons Like You.
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DUNIYA Mai
1 Achay INSAN Ka Milna Kisi MOJZE Se Kam Nahi
Aik Aesa INSAN
Jo
KHUBSURAT DiL
aur
Purkashish
SHAKHSiYAT Ka
MAALiK Ho
isliye




QADAR Kro MERI
Zaalmo
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Sialkot k popular hone ki reasons mein se 3 reasons.

,,
(",)/'
<)) me
,,
(.") mera
<((> style
./ ?

aur
(",)
<))> mere
_/I. SMS
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Art of living
First of all don't make friends,
if done,then dont go much close 2 them,if gone,then dont love them,if loved then plz dont leave them!.....

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Dis is a true lov story.a girl sumera was madly in lov wid umer.she was always on mobile talkng 2him.she also changd her sim 4rm jaz 2 telenr 4cheap cal rates.her family knew abt her lov.1day she told her parents tht if she dies b4 umer,they bury her wid her cel.sumera met an acident n died,umer was in lahore.wen sumera parents were burring her they put her sim n cel in her cofin as she wishd,they didnt tel umer abt her death.wen he came he went 2her home 2meet sumera.her parents told him wid tears abt her death.bt he didnt belive he said tht i hav been talkng 2her n showed them her msgs n nobody cud believe it,they took umer to her grave bt it was unbelivable 4umer.he said dat let me cal sumera he caled hr n evry1 hear hr voice on loudspekr& got amazd thn they askd molana sahab.molana sahab wid da help of othr molvz cum 2 da conclusion dat warid da bst netwrk covrage wherevr u go!
Hahaha
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Sardar To Nurse: Agar Meri Beti Ho To Kehna FAIL oR Beta Ho To Kehna PASS, = Bacha Paida Hote Hi Mar Gaya, = Nurse: Sardar Ji Apki SUPLI Aae Hai.. ;)
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Kuch New SmS