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ASSALAM O ALIKUM to all the participants of forumpk.
well....this is my first thread on this forum.
All guys are representing at their best to make the forum unique and interesting
here i have sum much intresting questionz in this thread that must b think
Hmmmmmmmm............
i ask u here one by one




1)ek admi phansi k takhte per khara he or jallad se keh raha he k plz mujhe mat maro or chhor do


jallad kuch sochne k bad bola k men tumhe ek kabooter deta hon phir jo b tareeka ikhtiar kr k tum use maroge men us hi tareeke se tumhe maronga


is k bad admi us kaboter ko mar deta he lekin jab jallad us k sath wohi salook karta he to admi bach jata he


ab ye bataen k us admi ne kaboter ko kis tarah mara k wo khud bach gaya?

think and reply.....


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2)Ek office men jobs k liye interviews chal rahe the lekin boss ne kaha k men kisi ka b interview nahi longa or job us ko donga jo mera ek kam karega


boss ek ball table pe rakh kr us pe apni cap rakhta he or phir sab se ye kehta he k jo banda cap ko hath(ya koi or body part) lagaye bagher is ball ko uthaye ga job us ko milegi




ek admi room men ja kr boss ki ye shart poori krdeta he


and finally he got the job


ab ap ye bataen k us ne ball kese uthai hogi?

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3)raheem, kareem ka bap he

jab k raheem kareem k bap ka _____________hua


ab bataen k is dash men kia aega.


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4)ek___________larki ek_______________ larke se takrai or us k hath se sari _________________gir gaye


in saari dashes men ek hi word aega lekin kia?

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ASSALAM O ALIKUM to all the participants of forumpk.
well....this is my first thread on this forum.
All guys are representing at their best to make the forum unique and interesting
here i have sum much intresting questionz in this thread that must b think
Hmmmmmmmm............
i ask u here one by one




1)ek admi phansi k takhte per khara he or jallad se keh raha he k plz mujhe mat maro or chhor do


jallad kuch sochne k bad bola k men tumhe ek kabooter deta hon phir jo b tareeka ikhtiar kr k tum use maroge men us hi tareeke se tumhe maronga


is k bad admi us kaboter ko mar deta he lekin jab jallad us k sath wohi salook karta he to admi bach jata he


ab ye bataen k us admi ne kaboter ko kis tarah mara k wo khud bach gaya?

think and reply.....


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------



2)Ek office men jobs k liye interviews chal rahe the lekin boss ne kaha k men kisi ka b interview nahi longa or job us ko donga jo mera ek kam karega


boss ek ball table pe rakh kr us pe apni cap rakhta he or phir sab se ye kehta he k jo banda cap ko hath(ya koi or body part) lagaye bagher is ball ko uthaye ga job us ko milegi




ek admi room men ja kr boss ki ye shart poori krdeta he


and finally he got the job


ab ap ye bataen k us ne ball kese uthai hogi?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


3)raheem, kareem ka bap he

jab k raheem kareem k bap ka _____________hua


ab bataen k is dash men kia aega.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4)ek___________larki ek_______________ larke se takrai or us k hath se sari _________________gir gaye


in saari dashes men ek hi word aega lekin kia?
buhat mushkil ques hain well us ne
kabootar ko pata nai kaise mara ho ga
ap hi bata dain plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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