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| 750+ Best $m$ Collection Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feel good when somebody Miss U. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is sweet when it’s new but it is sweeter when it’s TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, and a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u love a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to be anything in this world...I wud be ur tears!!! So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my FRIEND... u r the BEST...!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A special friend is rare indeed, it beams to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today??? I said: please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop remembring u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U got style, u got ***-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are in trouble, if you need a hand, just call my number, because I'm your friend! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nostalgia is not what it used to be. Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories...of many good things. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old. When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is someone who knows when you need her... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wherever you go, whatever you do, May god's angels’ watch over you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The times we shared are like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enough 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I’m walking in front of u, I'm protecting u. When I’m beside u I’m there for u, when I’m behind u, I'm watching over u. When I’m alone, I’m thinking of u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat I have in u! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What u see as truth what u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, because..... If He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the test of friendship doesn’t comes when u R 2GethEr. It comes when u Part ways & u realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The times we shared are like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never say ur happy when ur sad? never say ur fine when ur not ok? never say u feel good when u feel bad? and never say ur alone when I m still alive. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go...I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships are like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :) U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, I’ll ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day. Good Morning. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT! U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS ------------------------------------------------- I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ------------------------------------------------- A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING ------------------------------------------------- Another MOON ? ..........Possible Another SUN ? ..............Possible Another SKY ? ................Possible Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible 'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart. Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's B****ER !! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Akaash kay taroon main khoya hai jahan sara lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.In taroon main sabse pyara he ek sitara jo is waqt parr raha hai sms humara. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chala ja sms tu ban k Gullab,Hogi sachi Dosti to ayega jawab ager na aaya jawab to matt hona Udaas To samejh lain gay Hamray liye waqt nai hai aap k Pass.SALAM H R U --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U no nt evry flwr can expres lve bt rosz did!Not evry plnt cn vithstnd thrst bt cactus did & nt evry mnky cn read bt u did&nt evry frnd cn bear u bt i did! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 bud dua ashiq ki bay wfa mehbob k lyay: Tumharay diyay hoay GHUM ki tum ko aisi saza milay. Tum ko lagain LOOSE MOTIONS aur kernay ko kahin jaga na milay:-D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ap ki yad main hum itna roye, kay hum ko dust lug gae. Thay to wo bhi yad k ansoo, shayad rasta bhatak gaye :-D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- biqùT2 Ä 992 i pni992 n0279q 2iHT 9>Iil 2m2 Use mirror to read. Try it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? :-o --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he h KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHAR SHAKAL YAAD AGAYI THI :-O HEHEHHEHE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jany pyar k riwajon ko zamana kia jany hoti hai kitni takleef larki ko patany main ye ghar pe betha larki ka baap kia jane:-o --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai... Usne Kaha...... Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai...:-o --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "TRIANGLE" has 3 ends. "SQUARE" has 4 ends. "LINE" has 2 ends. But our relationship like "CIRCLE" which has no End. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I miss u like the desert misses the rain. I miss u like a flower misses its petals. Try 2 catch the raindrops when its raining the ones u catch show. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kadam kadam pe hawa ki simat ka dehan rakna mushkil waqat me b dosti kö yaad rakhna hamari yadoun ki khushbu zaror aye ge tum bas apani naak saaf rakhna ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Koi dur ho kitna bhi, kya ghum hai? Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai ? Chahay na ho baat, na ho mulaqat kya ghum hai ? Yaad humein wo karle, ye kya kum hai ? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chand per kali ghata chati to ho gi,sitaron ko muskurahat aati to ho gi,tum lakh chupao dunia sey,mager akeley main tumhain apni shakel pey hansi aati to ho gi! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aaj k baad na SMS karna,na cal karna,na samjhana,na kuch poochna,na koi rabta karna,milne ki koshish bhi na karna qk doctor ne kaha hai "AVOID SWEETS"and UR so sweet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you think my eyes are beautiful, it's because they're looking at you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kya beeru?Apun ki yad-vad nae a reli kya?Kya apun he tere ko aise jakkas-jakkas mssg bhejta rahega kya?Tu bhe ek-du rapchik mssg chipka daal! gud morning! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pathar se Dosti jaan ko khatra, Pathaan se Dosti dimaagh ko khatra, Daaru se Dosti liver ko khatra, Hum se Dosti raat bey raat SMS ka khatra! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean on Ur shoulder and hold U close to me, and answer "like this". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dere is no special reason 4 dis msg, i juz wana steal a single momen 4m ur life an hope i can make u SMILE! :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ':., ,*, ,/; ".;;.,('v' ),,//;; ".;;( );;" #.=:=:=*=*=:=:=. 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BUY 1 GET 1 FREE. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kal agar mein mar bhi joan, ayai dost mere marne ka gum na karna, aasoon bhi na bahana, meri qabr pe bhi na aana, sidhe upar chale aana....party karenge… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ sardar ji purposed a woman,she was refused n saying im 1 year older than u.sardar ji said no problem soniye i will marry u next year!:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An elephant falls in love with ant but ants parents r against their marriage ... Guess why? They gave a solid reason:- larkay ke daant baahar hain.:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arz kia hai....Aj kal apke sms ana band han..Wah!wah!wah! Aj kal apke sms ana band han...Khafa ho humse ya balanc kam hai??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ,.__,.. '-/. . '-'___,, 'e_,' .; ( ) c'./c'./-c./ Maine puppy ko bheja hai! Jo loag mujhe SMZ nahi karte unke MOBILE par su su karega...CHE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega Jab hum na rahen ge to dosti kaun karega Ae mere khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhna Warna meri shadi mein dance kaun karega ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2day is 'DIL KI BAAT BOLO' day, Think of me n msg me d 1st song dat comes 2ur mind… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zameen pe ho tu message bhej do!asman pe ho tu barish bhej do!chand pe ho tu sitare bhej do!jannat mai ho tu horain bhej do!dozakh mai ho tu...Enjoy ur self. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A girl asked moolvy i kiss a man.He replied "Nauzbillah" She asked him i kiss a boy he replied "ustaggfirullah" She asked him "I kiss u"He replied "Bismillah". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Exams say 4 din pehlay jab parhai ko hath lagaya to yad aya KUCH TO HOA HAI KUCH HOGAYA. Exam k din paper uthaya to yad aya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Do u feel a bit dizzy, a lot bored, a little sick, all lost, a little sad? I know wats wrong... You Are suffering from lack of.. VITAMIN ME! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Last night shetan aked me, give me no.of some sweet peoples bcoz i want 2 distrub them, so i gave ur no. Shetan said no no i cant distrub my boss.....:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Andhay k hath may TORCH Behray k hath may RADIO Gunge k hath may MIKE Aur aap k hath may MOBILE -kia zaman agaya hai yar!!!-:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Darde dil me gam ki kalya khilti hain- ab to tanhai aksar hum say milti hai- aap nay band kia jab say SMS kerna- MOBILE ki batery zyada chalti hai:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BUMPER OFFER Send me Sms & win10 Lak ki car ka PHOTO, 29" tv ka BOX, Malyasia jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka moka aur mere sath DINNER,vo bhi aap k ghar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (>""<) ( ' ; ' ) (")(") I Tell u a secret.. (>""<) Koi Sun ('; ' ) Na Le (")(") (>""<) ( ' ;') (")(") (>""<) ( ' ; ' ) (")(") i miss u . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Manzalin bhi uske then Rasta bhi uska tha¤Ek main akala tha Qafila bhi uska tha¤ Sath sath chalny ke soch bi uski the or phir rasta badalny ka faisla bi uska tha¤ Aj kyun akala hun dil sawal krta hy, Log bi uskay thy kia KHUDa bi uska tha ¤ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meri yeh dua hai aap har waqat hanstey muskaratey raho...... mera kia hai loog aap ko hi pagal kahain gay.:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dosti gunah hai to honey nahe dena...........Kartey ho jab dosti kisi say.........To kabhi us dost ko röney nahe dena. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scratch and win H= == = HE == = HEA== HEAR= HEART u hv won My Heart! . "" . "" . I MISS " . You . " " . " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ £!FÉ is TÉ$T! !$LÄM is ßÉ$T! ÑÄMÄZ is MÜ$T! ÄKHRÄT is 4RÉ$T! WÖRLD is just DÜ$T! If QÜRÄN is in CHÉ$T! Ñothing need ÑÉXT! Obey ALLAH FIR$T §ÜCcÉSs will be NEXT! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ KITNI JALDI YE MULAQAT GUZAR JATI HAI,PYAS BHUJTI NAHI AUR BARSAT GUZAR JATI HAI,APNI YADON SE KEH DO YOUN AYA NA KARAIN,NEEND ATI NAI AUR RAAT GUZAR JATI HAI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q : How much love in your heart for me? choose options a:100% (call me) b:50% (send sms) c:25% (only ring) d:0% (no answer) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AIK MOLVI SAHAB KAY 4 BETAY THAY . MASHALLAH , SUBHANALLAH , BISMALLAH , ABDULLAH. UN KA PANCHWA (5) BETA HUA TO APNAY DOST SE POOCHA YAAR IS KA KIA NAAM RAKHOON . DOST NE BOLA " BUS KER ALLAH ":-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM .......KAPKAPATAY HONT........LARKHARATI AAWAZ.......THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shak tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI..:-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ whn u get dis sms send it 2... 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always think of ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai... bina sms dil bor ho raha... hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai...:-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ((((((BOOOM)))))) =* = * = * = * =*= ("v")I MISS("v") 'v'..U..'v'. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ M SENDING THIS MESSAGE ONLY FOR ONLY FOR O N L Y F O R ONLY FOR ONLY FOR ONLY FOR DISTURBING U!! Hehe ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jazz menue may khushamdeed. Mujhsay dosti k liyay 1 dabain. Mujhsay mangni k liyay 2 dabain. Shadi k liyay 3 dabain. Aur mujhsay nijat k liyay apna gala dabain. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dil mein busa hai pyaar tera, Ankhon mein busi hai tasweer teri....Jab bhi aati hai yad teri, Hum dekhte hian...............TOM& JERRY!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Laila ko Majnon ka SMS nahi aya Laila nay 3 din say khana nahy khaya Laila marnay wali hai us k pyar may aur MAJNON baitha hai SMS free honay k intezar main:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Khuda ne apko bheeja to bheeja lekin aisa bheeja k bheeja mai bheeja he nai bheeja mujhe ye kisi ne bheeja is lie mai ne apko bheeja... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMile ever.Udas never.Speak ever.Gumsum never.Share ever.hide never.Care ever. left never.think me ever.4get me never... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One Advise: *Take Care* One Request: *Be Urself* One Wish: Dnt4GetMeEver One Lie: *I-Hate-U* One Fact: *I-Miss-U* One Greeting: *Gud Night* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zindagy 1 ajeeb PAHELI hai. ! ! ! ! ! BEWAQOF key pad dabanay say solve nahy hogy:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kya zabardas hawa chal rahe hay, bird log gana ga rahy hain, phool log muskura rhay hain, sweet log msg kr rahay hain, or kanjoos log msg parh rhay hain :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I was woried in a DREAM last nite i saw all the DEVILS of the world have DIED Hey,dont mind Can u send me 1 misscall 2 make me sure that, U R STILL ALIVE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I hve kpt an angel, each prson she hits gets a bit of my frndshp! I hope she beats the hel outta you!:-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Behar ki gali main PAAN ki dukan, devdas ne daikhy PARO ki muskan, DEVDAS ne khilaya PARO ko PAAN, khakay PAAN PARO boli "shukria bhijan" hehehe ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A son asks his father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a gal father answers no! But da prblem iz dat u guyz neva sleep ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hum un ki galì säy güzråy ajèéb itefaq tha- Unhonay phoL phainka to GAMLA bhy sath tha:-D---- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dil k arman anson may beh gayay- Un k bachay humay mamo kehgayay:-( ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Girl before marriage looks like, Barbi doll.. After marriage, Beutiful doll, After 1 year, Nice doll... After 2 years, Only doll, After 3 years, Panadol ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kuch din to sahi to mera mehman to rehta.Pher rehta mera dil sada vran to rehta.Pher milny ka wada hi beri bat hay ASIM. Pher kon mila hay muger ehsan to rehta ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ U are a bitch, :-l B for brilliant.:-) I for intelligent.:-) T for tallented.:-) C for cool.:-) H for hounourable. :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life without u is impossible U r in my blood Cant stay a Sec. without U if U r not there I m dead Exuse me !!! I m talking about OXYGEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If a drop falls on lake,it loses its identity.If it falls on a rose,it shines.If it falls on a shell,it becomes a pearl.The dropis same but company matters. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Normal Heart E.C.G ___/ ___/ ___/ ___/ Luk My ECG when u SMS me. _/I_/I_/I _/I_ /I_/l_/l_/l_ & luk wht happens when u dnt SMS me ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yamraj took the man in hell. There he saw that ****hi ji dancing with bipasha.. Man:****hi ji ki saza itni mazydar ku? Yamraj:Saza to bipasha ko mili hai:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Umeedo ki manzil toot jaye. Aankho se aaso beh jaye. Are tumhari bhi kya izaat reh jaye. Jab class ki ladki tumko bhaiya keh jaye.:-D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua.................... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai :-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hai botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hun ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ittefaq se hum mile, Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye, Ittefaq se hum dost bane, Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi, Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki halat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.:-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...:-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called da sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is ...................... readin ur message:-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye , waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai , Kaho Na Pyaar Hai , Kya mooh yeh kehnay may tumhara dukhta hai :-o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ae dil kisi ki yad men rona fajool hay anso bade anmol hain inhe khona fajol hai royo to unke liye jo tum par nisar hainunke liye kya rona jink ashiq hazar hain ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A rupee is easy 2 earn A SMILE is hard 2 find. A rupee looses its value But Smile increases its worth. I lost a rupee when i SMS U But who cares! I won ur SMILE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ . "*" . "*" . "*" . "*" . "*" . "*" . "*" . "*"Tiny stars shinin sö bright its time tö say gudnite,sö clöse ur eyes &sleep tight may uhav d swetest dream 2nite ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bin Dekhay >>Teri Tasver>>Bna Sktay Hain>>Bin Miley>>Tera Hal>>Bta Sktay Hain>>Hmary piar Mein>>Itna Dam Hey K>>Tery Ansu>>Apni Ankhon>>Sey>> Gra Sktey Hein>>> Kal Tum Se Khushbo Udhar Mangay Aftab tum se Noor udhar Mangay Rab karay tum dosti aisi Nibhao keh Dunya mujh SE TUMAHARI Dosti udhar Mange I'm Sending U, :-) 1000 Smilies take 1, 4 Now & Keep the Remaining 999 Under ur Pillow, Pick out 1 every Morning bcoz i want 2 c u Smiling always. ;-) tum itrate bohat ho per mare dil ko bhate bohat ho sounchte han tumhe diner pa lejain magar kya karan suna hai tum khate bohat ho. Tu suraj mukhi, main chandar mukhi, tu mujh se dukhi,main tuj se dukhi, tu building se kood ja... Main bhi sukhi, tu bhi sukhi. o o <!l"" ' ' ' !I!> JL Jl o <!l> /! Jl '==<*>o Ye Bhi Teri Trha cal Nae Krta Ta. Mar dala saly ko. Ik hansi jo"HANSA"de, Ik aansu jo"RULLA"de, Ik aarzu jo"JÅGÅ"de, Ik chahat jo"SÄMÄJH"le, Har ahat jo"JAAN"le, Usi rishtay ka"NAAM"he "DOStì". Press down if U LOVE me.. So U LOVE me? UR so sweet, ok U can stop! still pressing? U really LOVE me! still pressing! OK, I LOVE U 2! Exams are like Wifes 1. too many question. 2. difficult to understand. 3. More explanation is needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!!! When I find myself smiling, when I find myself laughing, when I find my heart breathing quickly or my eyes becoming brighter, Its only when u r with me… Apko machar ne kata ye uska junoon tha, Apne khujli ki ye aap ka sakoon tha,Phir bhi aap ne usay nahi mara kyon k os ki ragon main aap ka khoon tha… Khuda ne agr ye rishta banaya na hota,hum ko tujh se milaya na hota,Zindgi ho jati bejan agar mainay tum jaisa dost paya na hota… if u r chocolate, u r da sweetest. if u r teddy bear, u r da most hugable. if u r star, u r da brightest. since u r my frnd, u r da best!!! "Sardar to his friend ""I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?"" Friend: I too, after you leave." A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING ,///, ( ', ' ) <( )100 kg J L ,//, (,' ')> <( ) 60 kg J L ,,, ?? (,") <) (> 20 kg JL al bcoz of waitng 4ur Sms. If U Find A FRND Better N Sweeter Than Me Go Ahead I'LL Nt Stop U Bt Wen Dat Person Leave U Look Bhind I'LL Ready 2 Slap U N Ask HO GAYI TASALI An ASS, behind another ASS, behind that I, and behind me the whole NATION.... A Sardar teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION!!! Do all the da Gud u can,by all the means u can,in all the ways u can,in all the places u can,at all da times u can,2 all da people u can,as long as ever u can. Teacher:George chopped down his fathers tree and admitted doing it.Do you know why his father didnt punish him L-Johnny:Coz George still had axe in his hand IFE ends when U stop dreaming. OVE ends when U stop believing. _ ope ends when U stop hearing and... I MISS U when u st0p MSG'ing me Friendship is a "sim" which has No activation charges. Free incoming & outgoing with roming all over the world & validity NEVER END… 1st Man (proudly): My wife's an angel! 2nd Man: You're lucky.....mine's still alive!!! IF U OPEN MY ,--. .--. '. ( .' " .). " HEART WHAT Will u FIND? ,- -. i .- -. '. ( Miss ( .' " .) You ). " May ALLAH give u a rainbow 4 every storm,a smile 4 every tear,a promise 4 every care,a blessing in every trial & an answer 2 every prayer. When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remeber 3 things.. 1. I M here 2. I care! 3. I love u! LISTEN *I HATE YOU* mean H=hapy2see u A=always mis u T=take U in my mind E=evryday never forget U I HATE U I HATE U I HATE U Wife:"Jay main mar gai te ki howe ga?" Husband: "Main Pagal ho jawan ga" Wife: " Dosri shadi te nahi Karainga?" Husband: " Pagal kuch ve ker sakda hai… HAR AAHAT EHSAAS MERA DILAEGI,HAR HAWA KISSA MERA SUNAEGI,MA ITNI YAADEIN BHAR DONGA AAPKE DIL ME,NACHATEY HUE BHI APKO YAAD MERI AAENGI. If ppl say u r crazy b patient If ppl say u r donkey(jony), relaxxx If they say u r stupid, b cool just chill out man! but if ppl say like dat u r cute, genious, good looking tu..? THAPAR MAR SALE KO. Mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hai. Kash kabi aap hamari gali main ayain, Thora sharmaen, Thora itrain, Thora muskurain, Thora ghabraen, Or Phir zor say chilain ''TEEN DABA WAICH LO'' Meaning of roses Yellow 4 spc friend White 4 piece Orange 4 luck Red 4 love Pink 4 likeniss Choose a colour for me & send. Tu juda mujh se kaise hua? Main koi rasm b na nibha saka, Tu Hansi Hansi main chala gaya, Main haath tak na hila saka :-( Mujhay msg per msg karein aur jeetein: 10 LAKH KI CAR(ki photo) PENTIUM 5(ka dubba) MALAYSIA JANAY WAALI FLIGHT(ko bye bye kernay ka mauqa) Duniya meim sirf 7 cheezain famous hain: 1.apun 2.apun ka style 3.apun ki awaz 4.apun ka face 5.apun ka "SMS" 6.apun ki smile 7.aur boley toh tum apun ka dost Women are the special ones created by God.. If u praise her,she thinks ur lying. If u don't, ur useless If she talks,she wants u 2 listen. If u listen,she wants u 2 talk. If u kiss her, ur not a gentleman. If u don't, ur not a man. If u agree to all her likes, ur a wimp. If u don't, ur not understanding. So simple yet so complex, so devious yet so beautiful.. Thats a woman. Har pal har vaqt . ' 12 ' . 9 < 3 ' . 6 . ' har saans aur dil ki har dharkan k sath...? .*""*.*""*. * i miss * "*. You .*" "*.*" . ' 12 ' . 9 \/__ 3 ' . 6 . ' On every tick of clock, I pray to Allah for your Health, Happiness and success in life ...! Have a successful day . Bottal main pepsi say zyaada.used socks mein smell say zyaada.. adnan sami mein charbi say zyaada.mithai mein sweet say zyaada. pakistan mein cruption say zyaada.i miss u. Jitna pyar paya ha ap se najane keu aur paney ko ji chahta ha najane wo kaun si khobi ha ap ma k ap se rishta banaye rakne ko ji chahta ha Qiamat k din jb farishton ne sb se kaha k apne apne gunah aik parchay pe likh do jb sb ne apne gunah likh diye achanak ap ki awaaz aae¤ Extra sheet¤ Jo is SMS ko dekh raha he woh..LOVEABLE, SMART, CUTE, SWEET, INTELIGENT, INNOCENT, GUD LOOKING..nahin he to kya hua?.. jisne bheja hai.. woh to hai.. :-) Today is 'World Best Friends Day'.Send this 2 all ur Good Friends, even me if i'm 1 of them.See how many u get back.If u get more than 7,ur a loveble person. U r my sweet sona, I don't want to u khona, I want a place in ur hearts kona, otherwise I"ll"starts rona at least reply to kar do na... Ham dost hn dostn ky yun hi bikty ne,jn ko bnaty hn dost apna umar bhr un ko chorty nhe,dunia mn dost 2bohat hn par hm jesa kbi pao ga ne Kuch souna tum ne.CNN PER.BBC PER.PTV PER.ATV PER.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PER.FM 103 PER.nahin souna to souno I M MISSING U… ur a genius ur brain is a master piece it is divide into 2 prts left & right in da left nothing is right & in da right nothing is left The moon said 2 Me "if ur friend is not messaging u, why dont u leave ur friend" i looked back 2 the moon & said "does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine? Once i had a Heart,it is true.But now it has gone from me and come to u.So take care of it as i have done.Because now u have Two and i have None.miss you and… Galileo=Great mind.Einstein=Genius mind.Newton=Extra ordinary mind.Bill Gates=Brilliant mind.Me=Master mind.You=Never mind i gifted u a dozan roses.U picked up 1 n asked where r de thornz?i smiled:-)n said,look at my bleeding handz i've picked all de thornz.So dat u won't b hurt Marnay per hamay jannat milay na milay, ye hawa ye fiza milay na milay, SMS karnay main kasar mat chor meri jan,maloom nahi uper ja kar mobile milay na milay ======== I .-""-. I I ( '.' ) I I=(,,)=(,,)='I Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u dont sms i'LL jump FROM GR0UNDFLOOR How long will our RELATION? Let me c.. As long as de stars twinkle in de sky As long as angels r there up high Til de oceans run dry & til the day I DIE… I rote ur name in AIR it got blown away,I rote ur name in SAND it rushed away N I rote ur name on my HEART i got, HEART ATTACK........ Life is echo ; all comes back, the good ,the bad ,the false , and the true,so give others the best u have and the best will come back 2 u :) Hum aap se agar mill nahi pate,aisa nahi app humain yad nahi aate,mana jahan k sab rishte nibhae nahi jate,par jo bus jate hein DiL ma wo phir bhulae nahi jate. Har kadam pe imtehan layti hey zindgi,har waqt naye sadme dayti hey zindgi.Hum zindgi se shikwa kaisy krain,ap jaisey dost bhi to dayti hai zindgi.I m mising u . . . No SMS for U 2day.Sorry . . Don't waste time No sms . . . . . . . . . OHO Still waiting . . . . I said NO SMS . . uff! O.K O.K "I MISS U" .-""-. ( ' ;' )_/ ¿_¿_) wOf wOf... I am sending this Cute little Puppy to You ... to give You Company and Bite You if You Ever Forget Me. Its u i luv d most, Its u for whom i care d most MY LUV FOR U IZ TRUE,AND I KNOW DAT URZ IZ TOO IF u askd me if i need u d anser iz FOREVR IF U ASKD ME IF I'LL LEVE U D ANSR IZ nevr IF U ASKd ME WAT I VALU d ANSR IZ U IF U ASK ME IF I LUV U D ANSR IZ I DO UR SMIL LITES UP AN ENTIR ROOM UR LAFTR BANISHES AL TRACES OF GLOOM UR D SWETEST PERSON I HAV EVR MET LUVING U IZ SUMTHING I'LL NEVER REGRET SUMTIMZ LUV CAN HURT SO MUCH BUT U MY DEAR HAV D GENTLEST TUCH U MEAN D WORLD TO ME WIDOUT U I DONT KNOW WHERE I'D B If u need a Friend & thre r a hundred steps betwen us, u can take da 1st step 2 get near me & i'll take all 99 steps to b there for U....! Thanku for luving me and caring abt me so much ur luv givz me d wil to liv my life to d ful extent thanx my sweetest MY LUV FOR U I WULD SEL MY SOUL WIDOUT HESITATION GIV UP AL THAT I OWN WIDOUT RESERVATION WALK TO D ENDS OF E EARTH 4 U IS WAT I WULD B PREPARED TO DO I WUD B PRPARD TO LAY DOWN &DIE IF IT MEANT U WUD NEVER HAV TO CRY IF I CUD TAK AL UR PAIN AWAY LEAVING U ONLY WID HAPY DAYY I WUD DO IT FOR U WIDOUT A DOUBT BCAZ TO ME DAT IZ WAT TRUE LUV IZ AL ABT MY BRO LUV U. Next time when it rains,just try 2 catch the drops in ur hand,the drops u catch is the amount u miss me and the drops u miss is the amount i miss u. Kisi Derwäish Ne Kaha Tha... Aik Aaisa Zamäna Aye Ga, Jab Eik DOST Sirf sMs Karye Ga,,, Aur Doosra KAMiNA Bas Pärh Ke MUSKURAYEE Ga....!! Jaisäy Ab....... “Frendz r lik angelz WHO LIFT US TO OUR FEET WEN OUR WINGZ HAV TROBL RMEMBRING HOW TO FLY" THANK U FOR BIENG ONE OF MY ANGELZ If i had a flower for evry tim &I THOUGHT OF U..... MY GARDEN WUD B SO HUGE DAT I CUD WALK 4EVR. MY HEART WISPRZ UR TOUCH UR FEEL D MOMENTS V SHARE AL SEEM SO SU REAL. WEN I LUK INTO UR EYZ ITS HEVN THAT I SEE. MY HEART WISPRZ D FELINGZ DAT U INSPIR IN ME. UR SOUL RECHY OUT&TUCHZ MINE THESE MOMENTS V SHARE, I WIL HOLD SACRD FOR AL TIME I wish i cud c through ur eyes so i wud know wat u like 2 c.. I wish i knew ur wishes so i cud giv u everythng u want.. I wish i dreamed the same dreams u do & together v cud make them cme tru.. I wish i knew wat makes u hapy,so i cud make u da hapiest person in da whole world & lastly,I wish i were a cell in ur blood,so i wud b sure i was somwhere in ur heart....these all wishes wil b fulfiled by u... Bcoz its up2 u dat u show me ur world. People live,people die,people laf,people cry,Some give up,Some will try,Some say hi,Some say bye,Others may 4get u But...Never will I… MAY UR SALTY DAY BE PEPPERED WITH SPICY CARE, MAY U BASK IN LEMON SUNSHINE, WALK IN STRAWBERRY FIELDS UNDER A VANILLA SKY. IN SHORT, HAVE A YUMMY DAY!!! DEL MY NUMBER FROM UR CELL. DEL ALL MY MSGS FROM UR CELL. JUST KEEP ME IN UR HEART 4EVER… yad karne k liay koi cheez chahiay, ap nai to apki tasveer chahiay, per apki tasveer hamara dil behla na sakegi q k wo apki tarah muskura na sakegi. NO SHADOWS 2 DEPRESS U, ONLY JOYS 2 SURROUND U, MANY FRIENDS 2 LUV U, ALLAH HIMSELF 2 BLESS U, THESE R MY WISHES 4 U!!! LAUGH LIKE U HAVE NEVER CRIED.. PLAY LIKE U HAVE NEVER LOST.. LOVE LIKE U HAVE NEVER BEEN HURT.. LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW... LIFE IS A PARADOX WHAT U WANT, U DONT GET (LUV) WHAT U GET, U DONT ENJOY (MARRIAGE) WHAT U ENJOY ISN'T PERMANENT (GF) WHAT IS PERMANENT IS BORING (WIFE) ANOTHER MOON...POSSIBLE ANOTHER SUN...POSSIBLE ANOTHER SKY...POSSIBLE ANOTHER FRIEND LIKE U?...IMPOSSIBLE COZ GOD CAN'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE.GOOD DAYS GIVE U HAPPINESS.BAD DAY GIVE U EXPERIENCE.BOTH R ESSENTIAL IN LIFE.ALL R GOD'S BLESSINGS.WITH ALL MY LUV... When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to. Quaid azam bi fout ho gaya liaqat ali bi shahed ho gaya illama iqbal bi nahn raha mari bi tabiyat kharab ha ab pakistan ka kia ho ga White-silent Blue-isolated Black-mysterious Red-hot Pink-lovely Green-cute Purple-sweet Brown-cool Orange-smart Grey-talkative Which two colors am i ? Do reply I wi§h ü thè wörld & åll it cøñtàiñs! I wi§h ü hàppìñéss & høpé ìt rémàiñs! I wi§h ù å twìñklé dèèp ìn ùr éyés & a smìlé øn ùr fàcé thàt névér dìes !!! Mushkilo se aapki mulakat na ho,Udas batho kabhi aisi koi baat na ho,Dua hai ke mehfilo se saji zindagi aapki,Bas hume pukar lena agar koi sath na ho.GOOD NIGHT “Dosti" kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, doobo to zindagi, karo to aasaan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhray to sara zamana, simtey to sirf tum. Mornings don't mean getting up and working again, but it is GOD's way of saying He loves you so much to let you live another day, HAVE A NICE DAY.I MISS U Smile is langvage of love.Smile is a source to win of heart.smile is a name of lovelyhood.smil creates greatness in your personality.so KEEP SMILING... .: :. , , .: :. ": :.¤.: :" : ¥ : ": :-'!'-: :" Butterflies always find their way 2 something sweet.Dis1 found U. Find arms which'll hold u at ur weakest. Eyes which'll c u at ur ugliest. Heart dat'll love u at ur worst. If you've found all these.u've found true love how can I spell S_CCESS without "U"? or C_TE? or _NIQ_E? I can't even have F_N or any good L_CK! without "U" looks like I just can't S_RVIVE without "U" God has given me eyes to look at u hands to pray 4 u mind to remember u heart to love u and legs to kick u if u forget me Sometimes my mind asks...y? I miss u...y? I care 4 u...y? I remember u,then my heart answerz me its simple bcaz u r a sweet n g00d friend… Science has proved sugar dissolves in water!!! So plz dun walk in rain I dun want 2 loose such a sweet friend like U!!! I know what I want, I know what I need, I must believe that, U'll always b here 4 me... Just as I'll always... Be here 4 U!!! u r my sweet cousin Tu kya karu? Nachu? Ok! <(",)/ )) / > <(.")> (( >> (",)/ <)) << <(.")> (( < > (",) <))> >> (",)/ < )) / >...Khush Police constable to his son: "tumhara result acha nahee aya. Aaj say sara khelna aur t.v band!"Son: "yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla khatam kero!" I miss u every night in the moon light when i go for sleep where the darkness is very deep you know that i like u so much nothing is more,such i requst that dont ignore me because the seperation is very sore,all my tears r for u my love all is for u... Hum woh nahi jo bul jaya karte hain, hum woh hain jo sath nibhaya karte hain,door reh kar shayad milna mushkil ho par yaad ban ker dil me bas jaya kartay hain. I LOVE MY EYES WHEN U LOOK INTO THEM,I LOV MY NAME WHEN U SAY IT,I LOVE MY HEART WHEN U LOVE IT,AND I LOVE MY LIFE WHEN U R A PART OF IT... Jis din se juda wo hum se howe is dil ne dharkna chor diya...hai chand ka moun utra utra taron ne chamkna chor diya...wo pas hamare rehte the be rut bhi bhar a jati thi...ab lakh bharen aen to kya pholon ne mehakna chor diya...hum ne ye dua jab bhi mangi takdeer bdal de ae maalik...awaz ai ke ab hum ne takder bdalna chor diya Tum door sahi majboor sahi par yaad tumahari aati hay.tum saans wahan par latay ho par badboo yahan tak aati hay USE CHOTA CLOSE ab siraf 5 rupay main Be mine,I'll always hold U close to me, I'll be there for U,and always care for U,I'll give the world,and make you happy Accidents do happen.slip,stumble i fall but usually i dont care.but now i dont know what to do Becuase i slipped and fell in 'Love with my sweet heart' If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me Khuda ney jab tumhey banaya ho ga,confusion ka moment aya ho ga,kabhi monkey kabhi donkey banana chaha ho ga, end mein donoo ka mixture pasand aya ho ga... Kitnaburalagtahaijabkoibinaspacediyesmsbhejatahaia urkitnaachhalagtahaijabkoibevakufussmskopadhnekeli yeitniakallagatahai!. .... Hai na If 1day u feel like cryin.Cal me! I dun promis dat il make u laugh, But i can cry with u! If 1day u want 2 run away..Dun b afred 2 cal me, I dun promis u 2 stay, but i can run with u If 1day u dun wan talk 2 any1 cal me i prömis 2 b v.Quite BUT IF 1day u cal me an dere is no ans cum fast perhps i need u! GAOWN WALO NE KAHA GAOWN CHOR DO BABO JE NE KAHA HAWELEE CHOR DO paroo NE KAHA SHARAB CHOR DO AAP SE KIS NE KAHA SMS KARNA CHOR DO. Dil cheer k dikhayenge to b humara DARD nahin milega Dil cheer k dikhayenge to b humara DARD nahi milega KYON K.. DARD TO SIR ME HO RAHA HAI Aaj Raat Theek 12:59:59 Baje Ke Baad Aap ke ghar me . . . . |
