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Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma gaaandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!

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husband is

Not a

Husband...

A good servent

For wife...

Teacher for

Children...

Old lover for

Wife...

New love of

Home servent...

Free cook...

At home...

For today home...?!

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mohabat b ajeeb si hoti ha,

hr lamha unki kami si hoti ha,

chahte han unko is kadar hm,

zara si chaut unko lage to takleef hmein hoti ha........!!!

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mehak uski aaj b meri sanson me ha,

har 1 ada uski aaj b meri ankhon me ha,

wo bhale mita de apne dil se mera wajud,

magar uski jaga aaj b meri yahon me ha.........!!

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dil to cut jata ha kisi b surat,

raat ati ha to bs thehr jati ha,

neend to in ankhon ka muqadar thi hi nahi,

kia shab-e-gham me kahin mot b mar jati ha.........!!!!

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har khushi hansi mange aapse,

har phool khushbu mange aapse,

itni roshni ho apnki zindagi me kkkk,

khud BIJLI wale connection mange aapse.............!!!

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Dont judge ur FRIENDS,
by the way they SPEAK,
judge them,
by the way they CARE,
because CARE is outcome of TRUE LOVE in FRIENDSHIP..........!!!

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khamoosh the hm, or aapne maghroor samjh lia,

chup the hm, or aapne majboor samjh lia,

yeh ghalti ki aapne........!!!!

kitne kareeb then hum, or aapne doorr samjh liya.....!!!

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kitna haseen phir se nazara bana diya,

jaise Khuda ne tmko dobara bana diya,

aaya tha imtihan me mazmoon husn par,

parche pe hm ne chehra tumhara bana diya........!!!

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fizaaon k badalne ka intzaar na kar,

aandhiyon k rukne ka intzaar na kar,

channel badal or QTV laga le bache....!!!

ESPN par SANIA MIRZA k jhukne ka intzaar na kar....!!!!!

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aik lumhay may yeh kaisa aser ker daita hai
wo shuksh jo milta hai aur saher ker daita hai


janay kyon meray kadam uth patay hi nahi hain
wo ik nazer dekhta hai aur patther ker daita hai

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wo mera hai uska naam koi aur na le
in bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi aur na le
kuch iss liye bhi mein ne uska haath na choura
wo gir jaye tu usey thaam koi aur na le....!!!

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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…

1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

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As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
"I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE."....
bcoz every1 want to loose after getting someone..
this is the human"s nature

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MONEY GIVES U TENSION,

MAKES U GREEDY,

MAKES UR ENEMIES

&

MAKES UR LIFE HELL,

I AM UR FRIEND

I CANT SEE U IN TROUBLE

SO

TRANSFER UR MONEY TO MY

CELL OR ACCOUNT

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Yaad unhe kiya jata hai
Jo dil se kabhi bhulaye jate hai,
Jo khud dil mein baas gaye ho
Unhe bhala ham kya yaad kar sakte hai......!!

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If I get a chance to go to Moon,
My great wish is I will draw your face on the Moon
So that through out the night ,wherever I go
I can see your face....!!!

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Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hotay,
Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hotay,
Bandhe na hotay agar aapki dosti k dhage mein,
To kab k motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote.....!!

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Birds r chillaaaying,
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Hen is kukdukuing.
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Flowers r khushbu maaring,
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Moon is doobing.
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Sun is ooging,
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Peacock is naaching.
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All kahing Good Morning!
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R U still soying............???

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
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Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be in finger tips".