[Kool Guy]

HILLARIOUS SMS KING/QUEEN COMPETITION

All The Contestants of SMS COMPETITION will post there Sms in this Thread from September 1 - 5.

This Thread will Open on Sep.1 12 A.M & will close on Sep 5 11:59 P.M.


QUICK HINTS:

* Every COntestant will Post only 5 sms in a day.
* Points will be given from total of 25 sms (5 sms per day).
* Sms should be FUNNY & New
* Contestant can post sms any time during 24 hours. There is no Time restriction.

[Kool Guy]

Contestant of Competition:
Wooer
Kamz
Shahumers
K.Rockers
Dark-Deed

[Kool Guy]

COMPETITION STARTED

Score Card

[shahumers]

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

Y?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Ap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :->



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[shahumers]

Gaas pe paise brhane ki baat krte ho,
Mujhko tapane ki bat krte ho,

Mene chakha nhin shorba,

Aur tum murgi khane ki bat krte ho,

Bjli gae he pichle 2din se,

Tum A.C. chalane ki bat krte ho,

Jisko FARISHTE bhi uthanese katrate hain,

Usko mujse uthwane ki bat krte ho,

Logo k munh nhin dhulte hfton tk,

Tum nhane ki bat krte ho,

Isilye KAALA BAGH DAM banane ki bat krte ho,

Kal pakra gaya tha aik dulha,

Tum shaadi hall main khaana khilane ki bat krte ho. :->



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[shahumers]

Man 2 Sheikh: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega.. ;->



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[shahumers]

Kiraya dar ap k makan ki diwaren hilti hen
malik: ye ALLAH ki ibadat karti hen
1 din makan gir gya
kiraya dar: janab akar dekhen ap ka makan sajde kar raha he... :->



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[shahumers]

Mera number change ho gaya hai..

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CHAPPAL KA!

Tmhain chahye to mera purana chappal le lena.

MASJID se churane ki zarurat nahi hai... :->


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[K.Rockers]

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?





GuEsS.../








iTs siMpLe..../










hE wUd siNG.../






KG Kiya Re.....KG.....
KG Kiya Re......../

[K.Rockers]

"== LyF Ki RiNgToNe =="


Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishto'n Ko Karo Recharge
Dosti Ko Karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ko Karo Broadcast

Jhoot ko Karo Switch Off
Tention ko karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki Karo Incoming On
Nafrat Ki Karo Outgoing Off

Language Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka karo Inbox Khali
Gusse ko Karo Hold

Muskan ko Karo Send
Help ko Karo Ok

Self Ko Karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho jaye Gi........../

[K.Rockers]

Bretisshh Destraoed Avar Kantry Far 150 Ears,
Late us Destraoe Theare Langvage Farever..!

Pleej Pharvard This SmS Tow Aal Pakistanies...

EYE LAV MAYI KANTRY...../

[kamz]

Height of Challenge:a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam....&wrote this on the last Page:"agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha "

[K.Rockers]

Tum Pas Aaye,
Yun Muskuraye,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mujhko Dikhae,

Dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse,

Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota Hai.../

[kamz]

3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE"

[kamz]

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

[kamz]

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

[kamz]

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....

[K.Rockers]

Dunya Ki Her Kali Aik Din Phool Ban Jati Hai..!

Lekin Wo Konsi Kali Hai Jo Kabhi B Phool Nahi Banti..?

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GUESS..../


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CHIP-KALI......../

[Zubair]

Mouse To Elephant :
"2 Din K lIye Apni Chaddi Dena"

Elephant:

"Ha... Ha.....hahahaha
Pehne Ga Kai ????"

Mouse :

"Nahi, Beti Ki Shadi Hai Tent Lagwana Hai.

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[Zubair]

One day SANTA had a Dream,
that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his bank account.


Why?


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Because the bank“s slogan was
“WE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE"