[noman_jrd]

MERI YA THERAD KASI LAGI ZAROR BATANA

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Actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh K

ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read it

carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

sirf 3 words he tou hain

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

dat

HOW R U??

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arz hai






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aap ko tang karna hamara farz hai.

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Style Hai Tang Karny Ka!!!!......bolay to teray ko kasa laga apun ka style

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Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare,
Bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
Khotay de putro pathar te na maro


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Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do

Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do

Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum

Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay Churana Chhorh Do

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Munna Bhai: Circuit agar bina dantoon ka kuta kate to kya karne ka ???
Circuit: Bole to simple bhai .. bina sui ka injection lene ka ..

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Railway mein job karni hai?
Rs.88000 milegi
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Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker train
ke aage aage bhagna hai


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Ek Pathan Ye Sochta raha sari Zindgi Sochta raha..
sochta raha..
Aur soctay soctay hi mar gaya kay..
Meri behan kay 2 Bhai hei to mera
1 Kyun .. ??

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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi .
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

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Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ?
Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya.
Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ?
Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya

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Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !!

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Press down key 7 times to become sweet




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tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja rahe ho

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Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

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Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.

..........................kiya bola hey to abhi phone lagnay ka apun ka nu

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