| Register | Members | Radio & TV | Games | Quran | Calendar | Search |
| Cool SmS Post interesting SMS here: Funny SMS Romantic SMS Friendship SMS |
 |
| LinkBack | Thread Tools | Rating:  | Display Modes |
09-08-2007, 04:40 PM
| ||||
| ||||
 kooool hi koool diploma aur na kuch tajurba chahiya shairi k liya bas ik gala chaiya isq ki raah main galiyan hi sahi maar khanay ka bas hoosla chahiya 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE  |
| Sponsored Links |
|
09-08-2007, 04:50 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| bazoo main dam rakhta hon dil main gham rakhta hon aapki doosti k baat loogon sey wasta kam rakhta hoon pata tha mughay sms aay ga isiliyay disprine saath rakhta hon 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 05:03 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| earth may stop rotating birds may stop flying candles may stop melting heart may stp beating but your brain will never start working 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 05:07 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| palkon pey apnain bethatey hai tumhain bari dinoo k baat paya hai tumhain aasani say nahin milay ho tum national zoology park sey churaya hai tumhain 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 05:12 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| yeh sulaghta hua jism yeh kap-kapatay huay hoonth yeh tha-tharata hua jism yeh lad-khadati hue awazz mughay pehlay hi pata tha ye nishaniya malaria ki hi hai 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 05:30 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| life ho to aise monday ko friendship tuesday ko mangni wednesday ko shadi thursday ko barbadi friday ko fightin saturday ko talaq sunday ko rest monday ko next
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:00 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:03 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:04 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:05 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:17 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:26 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:37 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.. 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:39 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:45 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| It takes thousand workers to build a castle. Million soldiers to protect a country. BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank ……KAAMWALI
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:56 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?" lady replied:"i don't know. but it starts with "T" sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 06:58 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata, humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi ja ta.
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 07:00 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| HUMANS fall in love, that's normal........... COWS eat grass, that's ok........ BUT when........ MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!..... STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 07:03 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Roses are red, voilets are blue, Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo. 
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
09-08-2007, 07:04 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule: "Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!" You are safe.... Where should i hide?????
__________________ $tart BY dOinG THe nECEsSaRy tHeN ThE pOssIbLe aNd sUddEnLy u vIll B DoIng thE ImPoSSiBlE |
|
| Bookmarks |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Linear Mode
