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26-05-2007, 04:04 AM
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 Miscellaneous SMS Sardar's Experiment.. when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference: "If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ  |
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26-05-2007, 04:06 AM
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| May i ask u one question? U should answer only yes or no.. Reply must... Here is the question.. "Does everyone know u are a fool???".
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:13 AM
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| Why Pakistan is not progressing ...? Because out of Population of 16 Crore ... -4 crore retired. -2 Crore in State Govt. -2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work) -1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan) -2 crore are under 5 yrs. -3 crore are unemployed. -1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals. -Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail. - REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME.. - AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS.. - SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE..?
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ Last edited by K.Rockers; 27-05-2007 at 05:06 AM.. |
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26-05-2007, 04:17 AM
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| Why are Pakistan husbands known as "SILVER"? And Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"? Socho AraY Socho.. Thoda aur Socho Socho Socho.... Nahi Pata B C o z Pakistani wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver) American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold) 
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:20 AM
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| Define a true music lover... Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes... 
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:33 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 04:36 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 04:37 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 04:38 AM
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| Re: Miscellaneous SMS Quote:
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 04:42 AM
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| Patient : mujhe bimari hai, na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na souon to neend aati hai or ziada kam ker ke thak jata hon. Doc : sari rat dhoop mai betho, theek ho jao ge!
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:43 AM
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| jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de! jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao! Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..! Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? 
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:45 AM
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| Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa: Why don`t u cook something else...
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:45 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 04:49 AM
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| Son 2 Sardar:I want glasses, meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai.. Sardar: Took him out & asked, Woh kya hai.? Son: Suraj Sardar: Khote da putar! Hor kinni door vekhna Hai.. 
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 04:54 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 05:10 AM
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| Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aj tak sharab pi rha hy. Husband: wow! itni long celebration...
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 05:12 AM
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read? Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" 
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ |
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26-05-2007, 05:21 AM
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__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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26-05-2007, 05:38 AM
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| One day man asked Allah what's the difrnce b/w ur love & my love? Allah smiled & said: A bird in the sky is my love & A bird in the cage is ur love..
__________________ whO sayS nothinG iS impossiblE... I havE beeN doinG nothinG foR yearS.../ Ξ K33P SMiLiNG Ξ Ξ K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS Ξ Ξ KΛRΛCHI ROCK3RS Ξ Last edited by K.Rockers; 26-05-2007 at 05:43 AM.. |
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26-05-2007, 05:45 AM
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| WheN AllAh LeAdS U to the Edge of the CLif.. TruSt HiM Fully! Two PoSSibilitieS will Be There; 1:-He will CAtch U wheN U FAll.. 2:-He will TeAch U How to FLy..
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