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002 Cool & Nice Sms

Asalam-o-Alikum

New Added Nice SmS & FriendShip SmS


I Hope App Sab Friends ko Mere Sms Pasand Aaye Gay.........



Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."


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Is Dil ki hai 1 Condition,
Jisme nahin kisi ko Permission,
Sirf aap jaise dost ko hai Admission,
Vo bhi bina Donation,
Just maintain good Relation


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Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.


Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.


1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


() """ ()
( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

() _"""_ ()
( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..


If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock,
be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue,
Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me...


God gaved us two legs to walk,
two hands to hold,
two eyes to see,
two ears to hear,
But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.


Someone Remembers,
Somebody Cares,
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You


Only the open heart receives
LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!


$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?


You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)


Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...


As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!


Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye


Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!


Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!


Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply karO
*
Gam kO
Divide karO
:-
aur
.
Life kO
enjoy karO!
( ',' ?????


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!


Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...


Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?


Nice people
are blessed people,
ever friendly,
always smiling,

forgive easily,
hold no grudges
and keep no
malice. Send this
to a nice person.

I just did.



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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...


A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"


FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"


is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..


Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.


The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."


Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...


My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes.


A Friend is:

1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...

90% Good Looking that's why...

I'm your Friend!


Aapki dosti ke ek nazar chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye...
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ae dost,
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye...


Sawaal paani ka nahi,Pyaas ka hai...
Sawaal maut ka nahi,Saans ka hai..
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai...


Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein..
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..


Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai...
Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai....
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi....
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...


Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai..
Kya zarurat hai aajmane ki...
Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,
Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....


Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
PAr Khush-naseeb Hai Hum, Jo Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.!


Hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai,
Jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai,
Hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai,
Tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....


Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap..
Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap...
Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai,,,
Par mere liye phulo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap...


Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote..
Ehsaan dosti mein jataane nahi hote..
Bus salamat rahe ye yarana hamara..
Kyoki ye rishte kabhi purane nahi hote..


Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge...
Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....


Is hawa mein khushbu hai tumhari,
Is chand ki roshni mein surat hai tumhari....
Is dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,
Woh dosti hai tumhari....


Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta;
Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI,
Apun SABJI tu ROTI.
Apun PANI tu TANKI,
Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.


Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.
Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.
Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.
Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.


Yaadna karoge to Satayenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge.
Royoge to Hasaynge,
DOST hai hum SAYA nahi,
jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge


Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,
Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.
Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,
Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....


Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,
Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.
Aap hamein bhool mat jana,
Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....


Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko...
Par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko....
Tamanna na rahi jannat ki..
Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....


Teri khushi se hi nahi,
Gam se bhi rishta hai mera....
Tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera....
Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi......
Ruh se ruh ka rishta hai mera......


Ek sapna - Kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaq - Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat - Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna - Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....


Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,
Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.
Hame nahi pata,
Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.


Kabhi Dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.
Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho,
Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........


Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?


Asman se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai....


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Aasman tumse naraz hai,
Taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain
Kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...


Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD,
is mein do tarah ke log hote hai;
Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate
aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate..
HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!


Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...


Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.


Suraj paas ho na ho,
Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Dost paas ho na ho,
Dosti aas pas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!


Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta,
Har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta,
maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,
Har dost ko aap jaisa DOST nahi milta!


Unhe aadat hai zakham dene ki.
Apni toh fitrat hai gum chupane ki,
ab toh aadat si pad gayi hai aasu pi jane ki,
kya haseen saza di hai zaalim ne dosti rakhne ki…


Apki yaad me udaas hein,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
chahe dost kitne hi kyo na ho,
apne liye to aap hi khaas hai…
Hamesha kush rehana mere yaar!


kisi ki chahat par jinda rahne wale hum naa the,
kisi par mar mitne wale hum naa the,
aadat si pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki,
varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum naa the.


college mein school ki yaad aayi.
javani mein bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
jindagi ka karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi........


Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi.....,
Khata itni hain ki hum batate nahi.....
Dosti aapke anmol hain hamare liye.....
Samajhte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.......


1+1=2 Eyes that look at U..
4+1=5 Senses miss U.
12+12=24 hrs thinking about U
3+4=7 days in week miss u.
1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..



Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.


Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....


Life
is
a
lie
when
F
is
missing.
"F" is nothing but
"FRIENDSHIP".


apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,


Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte


chala ja msg tu banke GULAB,
Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab,
agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas,
Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass..


Teri Dosti Ham Istarah Nibhaaein Gey~~~~~
Tum Roaz Khafa Hona Ham Roaz Manaein Gey~~~~~~
Mananey Sey Maan Jaana
Warna Ye Bhegi Palkein Ley Kar Kahan Jaaein Gey


A friend means
Someone I MISS.....
Someone I CARE.....
Someone I NEED.....
Someone I LOVE.....
Someone I TRUE.....
Someone I SPECIAL.....
Someone I LIKE....
Thats U....


Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,
Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi khayaal aata hai...
Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain ki,
Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai...


Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....


Aapki yaadon ke rehte hum tanha nahi,
Aapko hum yaad na karein aisa koi lamha nahi...
Aapki yaad hi aapka ehsaas hai,
Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hain....


JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN,
AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN,
TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN,


Takdeer Ne Chaha
Takdeer Ne Bataya
Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya
Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is zindagi me aaya


Dosti ka hum hak yun ada kartein hai,
Tere naam par ye jaan fida kartein hai,
Phool sa bhi jakhm na aaye mere dost ko bas khuda se yehi dua kartein hai.


Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...


Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....
Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki is zamin par utarne se pehle....


Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain....


aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,
rabb kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ke jute tujhe pade aur galti meri ho.....


Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai... ***



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Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.
To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...
hi!hi!hi!....


wafa tumme hai,
to bewafa hum bhi nahi
haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............


Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE


Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,
Muskratay,
Khilkhilatay raho....
Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...


Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?


Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....


Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!


Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle 3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega


Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.


3. Tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
.

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....


If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!
Then..dont take tension..
bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...
so just go ahead....


Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.


Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,
to aaina kehta hai,
”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!


AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI,
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.


Take a bowl...
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror...
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor...


Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaatta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....


Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho


Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...
Train ruki khidki khuli...
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....


Har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.
Tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.
Khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..
Itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon


Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..


Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...


Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.


Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.


Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.


Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".


Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.


Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate,,,,,,,
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad! Irshaad!


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!


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Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain

SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain

Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain....


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I Hope App Sab Friends ko Mere Sms Pasand Aaye Gay.........


Is Dil ki hai 1 Condition,
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Aapki dosti ke ek nazar chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye...
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ae dost,
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye...


Sawaal paani ka nahi,Pyaas ka hai...
Sawaal maut ka nahi,Saans ka hai..
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai...


Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein..
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..


Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai...
Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai....
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi....
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...


Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai..
Kya zarurat hai aajmane ki...
Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,
Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....


Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
PAr Khush-naseeb Hai Hum, Jo Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.!


Hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai,
Jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai,
Hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai,
Tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....


Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap..
Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap...
Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai,,,
Par mere liye phulo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap...


Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote..
Ehsaan dosti mein jataane nahi hote..
Bus salamat rahe ye yarana hamara..
Kyoki ye rishte kabhi purane nahi hote..


Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge...
Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....


Is hawa mein khushbu hai tumhari,
Is chand ki roshni mein surat hai tumhari....
Is dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,
Woh dosti hai tumhari....


Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta;
Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI,
Apun SABJI tu ROTI.
Apun PANI tu TANKI,
Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.


Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.
Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.
Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.
Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.


Yaadna karoge to Satayenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge.
Royoge to Hasaynge,
DOST hai hum SAYA nahi,
jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge


Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,
Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.
Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,
Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....


Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,
Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.
Aap hamein bhool mat jana,
Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....


Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko...
Par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko....
Tamanna na rahi jannat ki..
Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....


Teri khushi se hi nahi,
Gam se bhi rishta hai mera....
Tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera....
Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi......
Ruh se ruh ka rishta hai mera......


Ek sapna - Kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaq - Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat - Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna - Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....


Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,
Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.
Hame nahi pata,
Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.


Kabhi Dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.
Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho,
Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........


Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?


Asman se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai....


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Aasman tumse naraz hai,
Taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain
Kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...


Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD,
is mein do tarah ke log hote hai;
Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate
aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate..
HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!


Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...


Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.


Suraj paas ho na ho,
Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Dost paas ho na ho,
Dosti aas pas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!


Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta,
Har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta,
maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,
Har dost ko aap jaisa DOST nahi milta!


Unhe aadat hai zakham dene ki.
Apni toh fitrat hai gum chupane ki,
ab toh aadat si pad gayi hai aasu pi jane ki,
kya haseen saza di hai zaalim ne dosti rakhne ki…


Apki yaad me udaas hein,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
chahe dost kitne hi kyo na ho,
apne liye to aap hi khaas hai…
Hamesha kush rehana mere yaar!


kisi ki chahat par jinda rahne wale hum naa the,
kisi par mar mitne wale hum naa the,
aadat si pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki,
varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum naa the.


college mein school ki yaad aayi.
javani mein bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
jindagi ka karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi........


Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi.....,
Khata itni hain ki hum batate nahi.....
Dosti aapke anmol hain hamare liye.....
Samajhte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.......


1+1=2 Eyes that look at U..
4+1=5 Senses miss U.
12+12=24 hrs thinking about U
3+4=7 days in week miss u.
1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..



Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.


Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....


Life
is
a
lie
when
F
is
missing.
"F" is nothing but
"FRIENDSHIP".


apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,


Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte


chala ja msg tu banke GULAB,
Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab,
agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas,
Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass..


Teri Dosti Ham Istarah Nibhaaein Gey~~~~~
Tum Roaz Khafa Hona Ham Roaz Manaein Gey~~~~~~
Mananey Sey Maan Jaana
Warna Ye Bhegi Palkein Ley Kar Kahan Jaaein Gey


A friend means
Someone I MISS.....
Someone I CARE.....
Someone I NEED.....
Someone I LOVE.....
Someone I TRUE.....
Someone I SPECIAL.....
Someone I LIKE....
Thats U....


Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,
Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi khayaal aata hai...
Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain ki,
Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai...


Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....


Aapki yaadon ke rehte hum tanha nahi,
Aapko hum yaad na karein aisa koi lamha nahi...
Aapki yaad hi aapka ehsaas hai,
Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hain....


JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN,
AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN,
TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN,


Takdeer Ne Chaha
Takdeer Ne Bataya
Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya
Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is zindagi me aaya


Dosti ka hum hak yun ada kartein hai,
Tere naam par ye jaan fida kartein hai,
Phool sa bhi jakhm na aaye mere dost ko bas khuda se yehi dua kartein hai.


Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...


Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....
Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki is zamin par utarne se pehle....


Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain....


aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,
rabb kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ke jute tujhe pade aur galti meri ho.....


Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai... ***



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Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.
To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...
hi!hi!hi!....


wafa tumme hai,
to bewafa hum bhi nahi
haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............


Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE


Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,
Muskratay,
Khilkhilatay raho....
Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...


Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?


Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....


Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!


Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle 3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega


Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.


3. Tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
.

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....


If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!
Then..dont take tension..
bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...
so just go ahead....


Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.


Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,
to aaina kehta hai,
”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!


AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI,
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.


Take a bowl...
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror...
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor...


Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaatta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....


Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho


Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...
Train ruki khidki khuli...
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....


Har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.
Tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.
Khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..
Itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon


Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..


Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...


Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.


Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.


Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.


Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".


Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.


Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate,,,,,,,
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad! Irshaad!


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!


Thanks



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NICE

AND GREAT

WO TU MAY HOON

THX



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A friend is sweet when its new….
but it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But u know what?
Its sweetest when its you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work

hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2

stop rembering u.

"We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help in need."
"A good friend is my nearest relation."
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Hum B Kisi Se Kam Nahi...........

Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

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"Have a beautiful and smart week."


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# Nice Sms #
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Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.


Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.


1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


() """ ()
( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

() _"""_ ()
( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..


If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock,
be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue,
Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me...


God gaved us two legs to walk,
two hands to hold,
two eyes to see,
two ears to hear,
But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.


Someone Remembers,
Somebody Cares,
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You


Only the open heart receives
LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!


$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?


You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)


Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...


As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!


Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye


Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!


Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!


Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply karO
*
Gam kO
Divide karO
:-
aur
.
Life kO
enjoy karO!
( ',' ?????


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!


Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...


Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?


Nice people
are blessed people,
ever friendly,
always smiling,

forgive easily,
hold no grudges
and keep no
malice. Send this
to a nice person.

I just did.


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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...


A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"


FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"


is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..


Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.


The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."


Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...


My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes.


A Friend is:

1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...

90% Good Looking that's why...

I'm your Friend!


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I Hope App Sab Friends Ko Mere SMS Pasand Ayegay.......


PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
ha ha ha ha ha


ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI
MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA


Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon,
Dil mein gum rakhta hoon,
pata tha aapka SMS aayega,
Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....


Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge...
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ...
Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge


One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa :Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No.


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !


Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!


A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.


Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....


Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !


Pyar Means
P-Phone Karna
Y-Yaad Karna
A-Azadi Khona
R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..


Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain,
hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............


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Love is a fire but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell.


We take a risk when we open our hearts because the truth is if we open our hearts we will get hurt you cannot open your heart and not have some hurt.


One best book
is equal to
hundred good friends...

BUT,


One good friend
(like u) is equal to
a library..! GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY


SomE SaY it..
*
SomE ThinK it...
*
SomE Know it...
*
buT, i MEaN it..
.***......***.
* YoU R So *
* Sweet *
"*.,.*"


I drank TV while watching coffee.. I washed mobile while talking on my shirt.. I switched off d bed when i laid on my lights.. Dat's hw i go stupid wen i mis
s u


What is friendship? You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together and miss those very smallest things when you are torn apart by time!!


No1 cn go back & make a new beginnin,bt any1 cn start frm nw & make a happy endin! hope u'll hv a day dat starts right&ends happy.Gud Mornin


The loveliest day comes wen u wake up to find tht love still colour world thru people who truely care n nvr fail to remember u.


Whether u r sleeping or doin ur work... Whether u r clean or mudddy... Whether u walk or drive a gadddi... U'd always b my DOST... MY BUDDDY!!


When u feel HAPPY press 98,
feel LONELY press 31,
MISS me press 09,
want a SMILE press 06,
need FRIEND press 04,
press them all together & u can hear me..


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Hum na
rahenge,
fasane na
rahenge,
Phir yad
aane k
zamane
na rahenge,
Tum yad
to zarur
karoge
humko,
Magar pas
bulane k
bahane na rahenge...


Tarste the jo milne ko hamse kabi,
aaj voh kyo mere saye se katrate hai,
hum bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai,
na jane kyo log badal jate hai. .


Unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki,
aaj jarurat padegi kanch ke pemano ki.
Khali na hone dena jaam yaro,
varna fir se yaad aa jayegi gujre jamano ki...


Tere husn ki tareef karu to tarana na ban jaye,
Teri bewafai ka zikar karu to fasana na ban jaye,
Mat kar logon mein itna zikar mera,
Kahin logon mein mera zikar, tujhe chhedne ka bahana na ban jaye !!!


Khuda ne mujse kaha-bande ishq na karna ishq me tu deewana ho jayega.
Maine kaha-ae Khuda kabhi insan banke dekh,
ishq khud hi ho jayega..


Humsafar banke hum saath hain aaj bhi.
Fir bhi hai yeh safar ajnabi ajnabi.
Raah bhi ajnabi mod bhi ajnabi.
Jayen hum kidhar ajnabi ajnabi.


Hamein ashqon se palko ko bhigona nahi ata,
mile jo khusi to wuse khona nahi ata,
seh lete hai har gam haske or log kehte hai hame Rona Nahi Aata!


Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha,
Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen,
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb tha.


Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,
teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho gaye


Hatho se gir gayi lakiren kahi,
bhul aye hum apni takdire kahi.
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki khushi hatho me apne saja lena.






"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..





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COLLECTION OF MY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. Umer....


Ae palak tu band ho ja,
Khawabon mein unki surat to nazar ayegi,
Intezar toh subah dubara shuru hoga,
Kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..


Jiski
Talash hai
Usko pata
bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat
ko Usne
samja hi nahi.
Hum puchhte
rahe ki
Kya
Tumhe
Humse
Pyaar hai
aur
Woh kehte
rahe ki
Unhe
pata hi nahi.


Hasi ne labon pe thirikna chod diya hai,
khwabon ne palkon pe aana chod diya hai,
nahi aati ab toh hichkiya bhi shayad aap ne bhi yaad karna chod diya hai....


utray jo zindagi teri gehraiyon mai hum.
Mehfil mai reh ke bhi rahe tanhaiyon mai hum.
Deewangi nahi to or kya kahae?
Insaan dhoundtay rahay parchaiyon mai hum


Sawaal paani ka nahin, pyaas ka hai.
Sawaal maut ka nahin, saans ka hai.
Dost to duniya mein bahut hai magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahin VISHWAS ka hai..


Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye.
Chahe pade gam se vasta,
Ek dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye....


Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
pyar me wo log gunah karte hai,
ishq wo junun hai jisme diwane,
apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hai..


Door hi sahi, kinaara to hai...
Timtimaata hi sahi, sitaara to hai..
Ho jaati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli..
Tinka hi sahi... sahara to hai


Ek tu teri awaaz yaad ayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad ayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad ayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..


Baba ji ka mela laga hai Haridwar mein,
parsad mein kanbal diye jaayenge kisi aur ko mat batana yeh SMS sirf selected bhikharion ko bheja ja raha hai. :-)



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003 Apun ka Love Story..........

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Apun ka Love story..........



Jatin wrote :-

abe ye apun hai

apun apna kaam kar rahela tha

bole to ekdum dum lagake kya....


achanak kya dekha!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

abe aishwarya !!!!!.....

are fir apun to laga saluu jesa bodi banane

sharukh ke jesa style mara

Imran azmi ki jesa line bhi mara

aur fir wo ek din apunko dekh kar hasi

apun bola baap hasi to fasi kya apun
bole to apni nikal padi

Boleto wo apne piche ekdum pagal ho gayi

aur ek din apen ko ek
khopche me le jaa ke boli


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kya ????? "
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.................. go down .....................















abe din me sapane dekhana achi baat nahi hai. jaago aur kaam pe lago.






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achsoo Hum B Kisi Se Kaam Nahi............

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003 Hum B Kisi Se Kam Nahi.............


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Nazron se Nazrein Tum Churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir Chhupaoge kab tak,
Mere Paigam Tumhe milte Rahenge yuhi Sada,
M$G ko Mere apane Mobile se Mitaoge kab tak?


Kal agar main mar bhi jaun,
e-dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri maeyat bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale ana,
party karenge


Teri khawish us waqt bahut tarpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tarpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..


Aankhon mein tera aks utar lenge..
khushi tujhko deke gam udhar lenge..
Tere jaane ke baad aayegi jab teri yaad..
Tere khayalon mein hi waqt guzaar lenge..


Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao,
tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata


Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
yaad meri aaye jab judai me,
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hu me,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi me..
Dil se...


"E kalam zara Ruk-Ruk ke chal ...
" Gazab ka mukam aaya hai...
"Thodi der thahar jäa kyunki.."
"Teri nok ke neeche mera dost ka naam aaya hai...."


KABHI PATJHAR MEH BHAR AATI HAI,
KABHI BHAR MEH BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE !
KISI KI LAASH PER BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL ,
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE !!


Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
roshan raate aur khubsoorat savera ho,
jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,
kamyaab har manzil par kadam tumhara ho.


Neend na aaye raato me,
chain na aaye baato me,
huzoor humare saath waqt bitaya kariye,
dil nahi bharta in choti choti SMS ki baaton me.





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003 Hum B Kisi Se Kam Nahi............

Sweet Raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair & Lovely ki Tarah;
Tension free Raho CHILD ki tarah;
Aur Smart Raho meri tarah.



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Waqt kahta hai phir na aaonga,
teri aankho ko ab na rulaoonga,
jeena hai to is pal ko jee le,
shayad kal tak main na ruk paoonga


Naram palko k saye me chhupa lu tumko,
jii karta hai is jahan se chura lu tumko,
hai khaffa ki rah na jaye tanha sanse,
bachi sanse ki khushboo me basa lu tumko.


Are kitna hai jaalim jamana hare ek raaj ko chupana padta hai.,
Dil me ho gum magar bhari mehafil me muskurana padta hai.,


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering




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003 Hum B Kisi Se Kam Nahi..............

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Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....


Lena kisi din hamari khabar,
Kaise raat kategi tere bagair...
Chalte hue raah pe rakhna nazar,
Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...


Koi gila,
koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse


humse puche koi tanha gujarna kesa lagtahe,
bin tere ye zindegi kesa lagta he ,
sadiya simatke jese lamohome agayi ho sanso ke bina dil ka dhadakna jesa hotahe.


Tere husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi,
Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch gairon se kam nahi.......


Ae item!
kaisa hai re ?
tera bahut memory aa rela hai .
ita tem ho gela he tere ko deka bhi nai.
Aka life mein tere jaisa ek hi mamu mila apunko.
mis toh karenga na!
kesa hai tu ?


Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai,
Koi Ghar Banane Mein,
To Koi Ghar Jalane Mein.


Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho mein namisi thi,
sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....


Tumne Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke,
Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey Sajaane Mein


maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke,
tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam samajh ke.


I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer,
beautiful colour,
perfect taste,
really perfect and when the glass is empty
i just take the next one!


Jo chehroon pa aapne naqab rakhtey hain,
unke zulam bhi bay hassab hotey hain.
Yun machak machak ker chalte hain,
jaise nawab hote hain...


Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!


Zuban pe tera naam rehta hai,
Dil tera pyar chahta hai...
Aur kuch nahi maangte hum Khuda se,
Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...


haramri khamoshi se ho kar khafa sab kehte hain
hum magroor rehte ain shayad aisi duniya dekhi hai
humne bheed main bhi logon se door rehte hain


What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!




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003 Hum B Kisi Se Kam Nahi...............


NEW SMS ADDED ----- ENJOY IT FRIENDS & REPLY ME

COLLECTION OF MY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT..
REPLY ME..
MORE TO COME..
Umer....





Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then...
i laugh again


If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u.
U miss me, I miss U,
U like me, I like U,
U msg me, I msg U,
U forget me,
Im sorry this wher IM different from u? I KILL U!!


Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi,
Jee Na Lage Kahin,
Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi,
He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai?
Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!


Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,
Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat na kehna,
Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,
IsliyeKABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.


its like reaching 4 a star,
u know u cant reach it,
but u keep trying,
coz...
may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u! gud morning.


Tum se bichda to mat puch kidhar jauga,
chupchap teri gali se guzar jauga,
jab tujko hogi mere haale paresha ki khabar to ask bankar tere gaalo se lipat jauga.


who zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi
who mohbat hi kya jis main yadein nahi
who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi
who tum he kya jis main hum nahi


Us-se Mulakath Huwi, Ankho se baath huwi,
Dil se dil ki pehchan huwi, Wakt aya jaan deneki tho hum tayyar thee,
par wo befawa hamari jaan leke kisi aur ke saath bhag chali...


Open ur door when u r alone,
Open ur heart when u feel sad...
But dont open ur hand when u need a friend,
Bcoz I m already holding ur hand forever...


jab jab unko tanhayi ne sataya hoga.........
tab tab mera khayal aaya hoga.......
gam yeh nahin ke woh bhool gaye hame..........
gam yeh hai roh roh ke bhoolaaya hoga.


geele kagaz ki tarah hain zindagi apni,
koi jalata bhi nahin koi bahata bhi nahin,
is qadar hain akale rahaon mein dil ki,
koi bulata bhi nahi koi batlata bhi nahin


Tere inbox mein mere sms ko panah mil jae.........,
Tere inbox mein mere sms ko panah mil jae.......,
jo reply na dega oska phone fanaa ho jae.........


Teri judai ka hur ek lamha meri zindgi ki dua kar rha hai,
ye hota nhi hai juda mere dil sai,
tera dard mujh sai wafa kar rha hai.


khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
nakamiyabi ka matlab har nahi hota ,
kya hua agar hum uhne paa na sake ,
sirf paa lene ka matlab pyar nahi hota!


Dhokha na dena tujh pe aitbaar bahoot hai,
ye dil teri chahat ka talbgaar bahoot hai,
teri suoorat na dekhe to dikhai kuchh nahi deta,
hum kya kare ki tujh sai hume pyaar bahoot hai.


Na begunah hum rahe na bewafa wo rahe,
baaho mein wo they phir bhi fasle rahe,
meri chahat mera muqadar banjaye kaash,
jaha dekhu unki surat ke qafle rahe


Is zamane se bahut alag ho aap,
Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho aap....
Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,
Jab hume yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap...


kash tumay maloom hota kasi guzar rahi ha meray dil par..
phatar bhi roo paday te mera dard-e-wafa sun kar tum to insaam ho


khushbu ki tarah sanso main bikhar jayenge,
sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge.
mehsus karne ki koshis to kijie dur hote hue bhi pas nazar ayenge.


Zuban pe tera naam rehta hai,
Dil tera pyar chahta hai...
Aur kuch nahi maangte hum Khuda se,
Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...




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MISS U ( SMS)

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...


Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.


I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You



God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.


A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.


The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.


I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.


Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.


Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!


Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.


Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
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Love is like the seeds of life,

To root is full of pain and strife.

But to grow it’s like a great Oak tree,

Straight and strong for eternity.

Love is what I offer you,

Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!

Love is life between two who shares,

A life between two who really cares.

Love is ours, if you agree,

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