[fairnas]

mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai k

[fairnas]

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

[fairnas]

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

[fairnas]

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.

So beware of glance!

[fairnas]

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

[fairnas]

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, "DELIVERED".

[fairnas]

A thousand things in between us..


Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..

[fairnas]

F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

[fairnas]

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...


Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means -

With Idiot For Ever

[fairnas]

I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wana See u ....
Do u know yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......

It's juts beacuse ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS***********

[fairnas]

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husb: nothing
wife:y hv u b'n reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husb: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

[fairnas]

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai? ye ON kaise hota hai?

[fairnas]

FREE - stay

FREE - breakfast

FREE - Lunch

FREE - Dinner

FREE - Security

Dont Loose dus oppurtunity

Just diaL 15

and say


ULLU K PATHAY

[nad2909]

Good Going Keep It Up
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne Daada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri Daadi ki shaadi hai.

[fairnas]

very nice






When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

[fairnas]

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool............

[fairnas]

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

[fairnas]

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
love

[fairnas]

[History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

[fairnas]

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide