[fairnas]

2 Arbii ek Doosry ko galiaan dy rhy hoty hain
Qareeb sy guzarty howe Pathan ny un say kaha

BHAIYOON HAMARY LIE BHI DUA KARNA.

[fairnas]

2 bachon ki bewa maa 4th time shadi kar rahi thi,
Theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha rone laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli baar sath nahi laon gi":

[fairnas]

2 cats to a shrabi rat: aj tainu khaan nu g karda.
Rat:chappair na kha lein.Mai es layi nai kuch kehnda k
log kehn gay 1 shrabi ne 2 zananiyan kutt dittiaan :-D

[fairnas]

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying


Love Is Blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying

Love Never Dies!

[fairnas]

2 pathan ki ek accident mein death hogae.,

Farishtay ne pehlay pathan se pocha 'tmhara nam kya hai'?

us ne kaha 'rehman' farishta bola 'surah e rehman sunao' us ne bari mushkil se sunadi.

Dusre se pucha, 'tmhara kya naam hai' wo ghabra kr bola, '

naam to yaseen hai mgar pyar se sub kausar kehty hain.'

[fairnas]

2 PATHANO ko 2 bomb mile
1 pathan: "Chal police ko de atayhain"
2nd pathan: bomb raste me phat gia to?"
1 pathan: "Jhot bol denge k 1 hi mila tha

[fairnas]

2 pyas
3 lahsun
5 gm zeera
3 kali mirch
2 spّon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
aur thoda sa hara dhaniya, pta hai main kya bana raha hu?
.
.
.
.
.

App ko ullu

[fairnas]

2 sardar bethe the.
1 msg kar raha tha usne pocha yara

"main pur umeed hon"

ko english men kaise likhen ge?

Dosra bola

"i am pragenant"

[fairnas]

2day i hav'nt sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.

2day i hav'nt thought abt anybody Except U.

Coz my policy is-

One day One Fool..!!

[fairnas]

2pathan G Bank Lutne Gaye,Par Gun Bhul Gaye,Phir Bi Bank Loot Liya.
kaise?


After All Manager Bhi Pathan Tha,Bola Koi Baat Nahi,
I Trust U,

Gun Kal Dikha Jana!

[fairnas]

3 fastst ways of comunication..

Telefone

television

tell-a-woman.

[fairnas]

3monkeys ran frm zoo
1st found watchin TV
2nd Found playin FOTBALL
&
3rd





















No yar,it's not u.Hamesha aisa hi kyu sochte ho. Wo mila nahin

[fairnas]

4 roses just for u,bcoz u r special persِn.

1st rose 4 friendship

2nd rose 4 good luck

3rd rose for happiness

Aur last kaan k upper lagana must lagega

[fairnas]

5 FACTS IN DA WORLD...

FACT 1:
U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue













FACT 2:
After reading da 1st fact all fools try it


FACT 3:
Fact 1 is false


FACT 4:
Now u r laughing!!!
Bcoz u became a fool!!!


FACT 5:
U want to fool ur friends also...

[fairnas]

5 rules for student
1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping
2.Keep the university clean so stay away
3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room
4.Always take books coz u dont get pilow 2 help u sleep wel
5.Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice!

[fairnas]

6 benefits
of not having
a Girlfriend...
1.Save time
2.Sleep well
3.No missd calls
4.No worry
5.No boring sms
6.U can go with any other girl...

[fairnas]

7 peer chatai pe bethe thay

1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola

Baba larki nahi set hoti

Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha



Chotu 1 or chatai bicha de.

[fairnas]

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

[Sweet Ayesha]

really funny SANI

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by Sweet Ayesha

really funny SANI

thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ayehs a