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1 Bacha paida hote hi nurse se Bola mobile hai kya?

Nurse boli hai lekin karega kya?

Bacha:kuch nahi bus wo GoD ko mis-cal karni hai k ma pohanch gaya hoon;-).

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1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha

Sher-jutt
Cheeta-rajput
Hathi-butt
Zebra-malik
Khota-khan

khota replied: o pai main khota hi theek aaan...

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1 dost dosry say, 'Main jab bolta hoon tou gadha bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

dosra dost, 'Wo sochta hoga k ab dosray bhaie ko bolny ka moqa dia jaye..

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1 ghar me do GADHAY they.

1 ka naam tha "TO GADHA" or dosre ka naam tha "Main GADHA"

"TO GADHA"ghar se bahar chala gaya to ghar me Kon bachaa

hanso na jwab do

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1 KHAN roz apne kitchen main jata Sugar box kholta or band kar deta hai

Why ??????

Q k doctor ne kha tha k"Apni sugar roz check karna"

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1 makhi ganjay kay sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makhi nay kaha,"Wah kya ghar milla hai tujhay".

Pehli Makhi boli: "Nahi,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai...!"

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1 Memon larka aur Memon larki ko aik dusre se pyar ho gya.
1 din larki ne kaha k jab mera baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi,
tum andar aa jana. Rat ko larki ne sika phenka lekin larka sika phenkne k 1 ghante k bad aya,
larki ne poocha k itni dair se q aye ho to bola.'wo mai sika dhoond raha tha mila hi nai'

Larki boli 'pagal wo to mai ne dhaga bandh k phenka tha;-)

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1 Mulla ki shaadi nhi ho rahi thi,

Wo Mannat mangne gaya,

Waha uski Maa khai me gir gai....

Mulla bola-Ya khuda teri Khudai,

Apni to Mili nahin-abba Ki b Gawai.

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1 pagal American se:tum Japaneez ho na?

American:nahi me American hoon

pagal:nhi tum jpnz ho

A:ni me amercn hun
Pg:NHI tm jpnez ho
A:han han me jpnz hun
Pg:lagte to amrcan ho......

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1 pathan aankhen bandKar k sheeshe k samne betha tha

1 admi ne pocha khan bhai kia kar rahe ho??

pathan bola yar hum dekh raha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai?

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1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante ek book parhny k baad bola,

so boring,so many characters but no story.

Then librarian says,O AKHROT this is a TELEPHONE directory.

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1 Pathan ne kisi ko phone kia to jawab aya.

The number U've dailed isn't Responding.

Pathan Rep:Baji us kِ bolna hum bad mei fone karga.

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1 Pathan 'PAKISTAN' ka flag lene gya,

shop wale ne use flag dya,

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shop wala pagal hogya Guess?

Pathan:Is Me or Colors Dikhao.

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1 raat bijli chali gaye,Sardar: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao!

Sardarni: kardi na sardaro wali baat.

Agar fan on karenge tu candle nahi bujh jayegi

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1 sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k TEST honge,

Sardar bola,In ki umar zyada hai,TEST nahiOne DAY Karwa lo

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1 Sardar ko thany me.

Polic:Tumy kal subhu 5 bajy phansi day de jaeye ge.

SARDAR: ha ha ha !

POILCE: Hans kyun rahy ho.

SARDAR: O g Mai te othda he 8 wajje aan.

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1 Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gaya.

Counter Clerk ne pucha: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Sharabi: Jissay lagao, usay bata dena k kam say kam 2 pack lagalay nehar mo

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1st Pathan: Agar tumhain aik caror ropyey milay to tum kia karo gey.

2nd Pathan: Hum aik factory lagai ga,us mai manager rakhai ga, logon ko nokriya dai ga.

1st Pathan: to tum khud kia karo gey?

2nd Pathan: Hum gate per baith k CHOKIDARI karai ga...

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1st sardar: yar ye plane itna bara hota hay isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd sardar: jaa pagal jab ye dur ja k chota sa ho jata hain tab paint karte hain.

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2 Admi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha

"Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hen"

1Murda qabar se utha or bola
"Kion na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai.