[fairnas]

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U

[fairnas]

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you


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God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.



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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

[fairnas]

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

[fairnas]

Ek hansijo hansa deEk Aansujo rula deEk aarzujo jaga deEk chaahatjo samaj leHar aahatjo jaan leusi rishte kanaam hai. ''DOSTI''

[fairnas]

Hum Ne Aansoun Ko Bohot Samjaya
Ke Tanhaiyoon Main Aaya Karo

Mehfil Mein Humra Mazak
Maat Uoraya Karoo


Is per Aansoo Tarap Ke Bole
Itne LogooN mein bhi Ap ko tanha patay heinIs liye Ap ka Sath Denay Chalay Aatay Hein.

[fairnas]

Kiss kiss ki mhfil main kiss kiss nay kiss kiss ko kiss kiss tarhan kiss kiya ek tum ho jisne har kiss ko miss kiya or ek hum hain jisny har miss ko kiss kiya

[fairnas]

New punishment 4 mobile owners.Miss call Ke Liye jailSms ke Liye umer qaidCall Ke Liye Phansi.Tum mat Darro yaar; KANJUSO Ko To"EK Lakh"Ka inam hai..Sachi

[fairnas]

School ki galiyo me ajeb khel hota hai class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hi nots ki jaga love exchange hota hi iseliye to hr ashiq hr saal fail hota hai.

[fairnas]

Bىٌ dèkhنy Tنsvèèr Bنٌن Sنkty Hنin
Bىٌ Mىly Tèrن Hننl Bنtن Sنkty Hنiٌ
Hنmنrى Dِstى Mنin ىtٌن Dنm Hنi k
Tèry ؤٌsِِ ؤpٌى نٌkhٌِ sè Gىrن sèkty Hنiٌ

[fairnas]

"KHUDA"na kere aap ko kabhe" GHAM"mile,"KHUSHIYAN"or "HUNSI"her"DAM" milein,"JAB"bhe kabhe "GHAM"aap ki "TARAF"aye"KHUDA"kere usey"RASTEY" may"HUM" milein..

[fairnas]

Unki tasveer ko Sine se laga lete hain,Es tarah judaai ka ghum mita dete hain,kisi tarah kabhe unka zikar hojaye to,bheegi palko ko jhuka lete hain

[shahumers]

"KHUDA"na kere aap ko kabhe" GHAM"mile,"KHUSHIYAN"or "HUNSI"her"DAM" milein,"JAB"bhe kabhe "GHAM"aap ki "TARAF"aye"KHUDA"kere usey"RASTEY" may"HUM" milein..

[fairnas]

Aik din gabbar singh ki maa ney us ko buhat mara ....Logon ney poocha kyun maar rahi ho bachey ko.? ma boli... Kamena mujh se pochta hai kitney Aadmi they..?

[umair_carol]

to good man

[fairnas]

Suraj hua maddhamChand jal ne lagaAasma yeh haiKyo pighal ne lagaMain tehra rahazameen chal ne lagiKya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

[fairnas]

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

[fairnas]

Mombati k andar ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di woh taklif main hoto ansoo to niklenge hi na.

[fairnas]

Try this:Go to write message.Activate dictionary <T9>.Hide de screen with one hand and type 4164771968.Now remove ur hand & read de screen. Phir dekho kamal

[fairnas]

Mom: So ja warna GABBAR aa jayega
Beta: Pehlay 100 rupee do
Mom: y ?
Beta: warna main papa ko bata doonga k mere soney k bad GABBAR ata hai...

[fairnas]

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.