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13-03-2006, 07:16 PM
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Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............
Thora tum chalo,
Thora hum chalenge,
Fir............................... TAXI kar lenge
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14-03-2006, 01:46 AM
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Makaan Maalik: 500 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga!
Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapke makaan mein bahut Chuhay naach rahay hai..
Makaan Maalik: Toh 500 Rs. mein kya Bipasha Basu nachegi?
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14-03-2006, 02:02 AM
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Interviewer: Where r u born ???
Sardarji: Punjab
Interviewer : Which part?
Sardarji : Kya which part.. whole body was born in Punjab
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14-03-2006, 02:10 AM
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Wafa tumme hai, To Bewafa hum bhi nahi ...
Haya tumme hai, To Behaya hum bhi nahi ...
Pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum Shaadi-Shuda hai,
Par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin....
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Larazte hue haaton say usne meri kaliyon ko u Chhuwa !,
Mano uski har saans keh rahi hoo Bhai Saahab Time Kya Hua?
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Life is Difficult, Full of Trials, Pain & Sorrow.
But if U fall down, Just stand up Straight.. Be confident
& ask...Abay Dhakka Kisne Maara Bay....
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16-03-2006, 02:52 PM
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AAP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI, CHARMING HAI, INTELLIGENT HAI,
TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAANP PALIYE...SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GHALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE
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Keep in touch with me....
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All Your Teeth Will Be Broken.
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16-03-2006, 03:04 PM
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Chaand ko Guroor hai ki uske paas Noor hai.
To kya ! Mujhe bhi Guroor hai ki... Mere paas bhi ..
SMS padhnewala Langoor hai.
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Ek Aadmi ne apni Wife ko Khat likha " Is mahine Salary k bajaye 100 Kiss bhej raha hu"..
Wife ne Jawab diya " Aapke Salary k bajaye 100 Kiss mile : Hisaab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni perhi, Sabziwala 7 me nahi mana isliye 9 deni perhi,Makaan maalik to roz 6-7 le jata hai. Aap Tention Na Lo mere pass abhi bhi 30 - 40 bachi hai,Mahina aaram se kat jayega.
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19-03-2006, 08:21 PM
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19-03-2006, 11:07 PM
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lol...yaar itz my pleasure...ur welcome..i love mobile fun.....  |  | funny |  | 
20-03-2006, 01:03 PM
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20-03-2006, 08:55 PM
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lol...yaar itz my pleasure...ur welcome..i love mobile fun..... | Same here 
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DIA.
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DIA. | Walaikum Assalaam Miss Roshni  waise....Roshni or Dia...????xactly wat....
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24-03-2006, 09:53 PM
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Aik he baat hai kiun kay maqsad to aik he hai na just"SPREADING ROSHNI" HMMM right na?
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