Sms At It's Best - Page 81

nad2909 · #**1601** (**permalink**) 27-08-2008, 11:41 PM

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Memon: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

nad2909 · #**1602** (**permalink**) 27-08-2008, 11:45 PM

Memon Boss 2 Worker:

Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai

Is Liye 5000 Ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hon

Agar Isi Tarha Kaam Karoge To

Agle Saal Is Pe Sign Ker Donga

nad2909 · #**1603** (**permalink**) 27-08-2008, 11:59 PM

1 Police Officer Bachey Se:

Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

nad2909 · #**1604** (**permalink**) 28-08-2008, 12:04 AM

Saas: Allaah Ne Tumhe 2 Aakhein Di Chaawal Se Patthar Nahi Nikal Sakti?

Bahu: Allaah Ne Tumhe 32 Daant Diye 2-4 Patthar Nahi Chaba Sakti

umair_bantva · #**1605** (**permalink**) 02-09-2008, 06:35 PM

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Tou.......

umair_bantva · #**1606** (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 09:35 PM

Pathan Ka Shair ...

Na Botal Main , Na Jar Main

Na Hotel Main Na , Jar Main

Na Bike Pe , Na Car Main

Jo Maza Hy "Naswaar" Main

Na Ishq Main Na Pyaar Main ... ;->

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