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23-05-2006, 06:26 PM
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 A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U k beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...   
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23-05-2006, 06:28 PM
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| Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
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23-05-2006, 06:31 PM
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| Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mujh se nahi milta,Main uss se nahi milta.Attitude problem you see;)
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23-05-2006, 06:33 PM
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| Jinni Good Choice..Gr8 Goin Yeh sulagta Jism, Yeh kanp kanpaate Honth, Yeh Thartharata hua Badan, Yeh larkharati Aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. 
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23-05-2006, 06:36 PM
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| Re: Jaisay Ko Taisa... Quote:
Patta gir sakta ha par darakhT nahi. SOORAJ doob sakta ha par AASMAAN nahi. DHARTI sookh sakti ha per DARIYA nahi. DUNIYA sudhar sakti ha par TUM nahi!
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23-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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| Re: Re: Jaisay Ko Taisa... Quote:
You are equal to Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420
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23-05-2006, 07:06 PM
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| Re: Re: Re: Jaisay Ko Taisa... Quote:
ROSE,LOTUS,TULIPS,SUNFLOWER ALL FLOWERS R NICE N SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISON WID U BECAUSE GOBHI K PHOOL KI TOU BAAT HI ALAG HOTI HAI
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23-05-2006, 07:08 PM
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| How does a nad2909 plan to Kill a Lion? He'll drink poison and let lion eat him. 
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23-05-2006, 07:08 PM
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| Quote:
Rawan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman .... You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.... Now who is Rawan???
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23-05-2006, 07:14 PM
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| Doc: "Madam, ur husband needs rest n pace, here r some sleeping pills" Wife: "When must I give them 2 him?" Dr: "They r for U"
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23-05-2006, 07:22 PM
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| specially 4 u nad2909 ;) Do u know what does the computer think of you when u sit in front of it . . . . . . . . . . . INTEL Inside.... IDIOT Outside
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23-05-2006, 07:24 PM
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| A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt i vz yorr opeeneum?
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24-05-2006, 03:07 AM
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| During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.
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24-05-2006, 03:09 AM
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| Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool....
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24-05-2006, 03:10 AM
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| ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur innocence to a child but in stupidity you have no comparison you r the best
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24-05-2006, 03:12 AM
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| True love is like a pillow you can hug when you r in trouble you can cry on when you r in pain & you can embrace when you r happy so when you need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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24-05-2006, 03:14 AM
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| Dear Friend, when i ask you flower, you give me bouquet when i ask you a stone you give me a statue when i ask you a feather you give me peacock ARE you REALLY DEAF ?
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25-05-2006, 02:49 PM
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 Re: specially 4 u nad2909 ;) Quote:
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25-05-2006, 04:09 PM
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25-05-2006, 09:10 PM
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| Re: specially 4 u raniii ;) Quote:
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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