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04-01-2007, 12:48 AM
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| BICHAR KER PHIR MILEIN GAY YAQEEN KITNA THA, THA TO IK KHAWAB PER HASEEN KITNA THA, MERAY ZAWAL SAY PEHLAY WOH MUJAY CHOR GAYA, HASEEN TO THA HEE *zaheen kitna tha*!!! 
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04-01-2007, 12:52 AM
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zabardast yaar   |
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04-01-2007, 12:54 AM
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| Kise se nhi kaha tere fasany ko.......... Jane kese khabar ho gai zamane ko............ "GATTAR" band ho gaye sare seher ke........... Kis ne kaha tha tumhe nahane ko.....................
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04-01-2007, 01:02 AM
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 Saza......... Kan Pakro......... Chalo Kan Pakro <0> | // Uthak Bethak kro.......... <0> / >> <0> >> <0> / >> <0> >> Shabaash Ab Roz SMS karna warna........... Phir........ Yahi saza milay gi...... 
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04-01-2007, 01:05 AM
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04-01-2007, 01:10 AM
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| Shadi oNline........ An Elephent falls in love with Ant. But ant's parents are against their marrige Guess why? A solid reason is that... larkey kay daant bahir the!!!!!;-) 
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04-01-2007, 01:13 AM
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| Maine usko peeche se Pakra... Neechay litaaya... Phir uske jism ko sehlaayaa... Or uski Taangon ko mazbooti se pakar liaa... Phir KASAYI ne CHURI phair di.. Mere BAKRE ko..:) 
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04-01-2007, 01:14 AM
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04-01-2007, 01:15 AM
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| Sardaar Unlimited.......... Sardar selling Parashoot!!! Sardar : Pehle ise kholo, button dabao aur zameen pe safely LAND karo Customer : ager parashoot nahi khula???? sardar : O papa G paise wapis......
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04-01-2007, 01:18 AM
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| man: khan bhai agar ap ko garmi lagay to ap kia kartay ho?? khan: AC k pas baith jata hoon!! man: phir bhe lagay to???? khan: AC on kar leta hoon.!!!
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04-01-2007, 01:25 AM
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| Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya Aur Goongay nai dekh liya ... .. .. ... Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay batai kai kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga kai lai gaya ?????? Its Challenge for u Ans it ? 
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04-01-2007, 01:28 AM
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| CATCH HER BY HER WAIST... BRING HER HOME... KEEP UR HAND ON HER NECK PUT UR LIPS ON HER LIPS & HAVE A ... ...NICE DRINK...PEPSI LUV U OYE BUBBLY!! 
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04-01-2007, 01:31 AM
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| 1st ghada: yaar mera malik mughay buhat marata hai 2nd ghada: to tu wahan se bhag kyoun nai jata?? 1st: mein wahan se bhag nai sakta!!! 2nd: kyoun? 1st: yaar us ki ik pyari larki hai, jab woh shararat karti hai, to woh us se kehta hai teri shadi kisi ghady se kar dunga, bus ye sun k ruk jata hun!!  
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04-01-2007, 02:11 AM
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is ka answer app bataoo kia hai  |
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04-01-2007, 09:21 AM
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| Kya kahon tujhey... Khawab kahon to Bikhar jaye ga... Dil kahon tujey to tot jaye ga... Aa tera naam ZINDAGI rakh don.. Mout se pehlay tera sath na chot paye ga...!!
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04-01-2007, 09:24 AM
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Gonga kisi normal banday ko paper pe likh kar bataye ga aur wo normal banda phir anday ko bata de ga k uski bewi ko behra bhaga kar le gaya hai.. right??? waisay gongay ko kiya zaroorat hai paraye phaday mai tang aranay ki....
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04-01-2007, 09:42 AM
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mmujha lagta hai ke app ka ans sahi hai ... per app ki ek baat bhi sahi ke gongay ko kia zaroorat hai un ke bech mein ane ki haaa |
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04-01-2007, 02:18 PM
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| (Is ka ans to mujhe bhi nahi pata hai... mujhe sms aya the that's why maine share kardia!!) Mera Mann Karta Hai K Main.. Apko Kabhi... Akalay Mein... Moka Dekh Kar... Ek... Kis.... Kiss........ Kissa Sunaoon. Churail or Bhoot Wala...Ha Ha
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04-01-2007, 02:22 PM
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| When words fail, Eyes works. When eyes fail, Heart works. When Heart fails... ........... To kya? Samajh le Tappak gaya
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04-01-2007, 06:34 PM
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| Mil gaya!!! oye Mil gaya!!! oye oye mil gaya!!!! oho mil gaya!!!!! oye oye oye mil gaya!!! ohhoh !!!! mara sms pharne wala ek or Bewaqoof mil gaya
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