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08-05-2006, 12:02 AM
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 Doston.... Jin k Ghar Shishe k hote hain.... Woh.... .... .... .... .... Woh.... .... .... .... .... .... Woh.... .... .... .... .... Sirf Raat Ko Hi Toilet Jaa Sakte Hain..... 
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08-05-2006, 12:39 AM
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| Teacher: Kal tum School Q nahi aaye? Student: Gir gaya tha aur Lag gayi thi. Teacher: Kahan Gir gaya aur kya Lag gayi? Student: Palang per Gir gaya aur Aankh lag gayi 
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10-05-2006, 06:15 AM
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| A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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10-05-2006, 01:23 PM
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| Santa asks Banta: Y do U prefer Prepaid connection over Postpaid? Banta: Prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme Call ke baad Bill badne ke bajaye kam hota hai...
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10-05-2006, 01:35 PM
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| Jabse tumhe jana hai, Jabse tumhe paya hai, Har dua me meri naam tumhara hi aaya hai, Taaki pooch saku Khuda se ki ye kaunsa Cartoon banaya hai...!!
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10-05-2006, 01:56 PM
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| Woh mud mud kar hamein dekh rahi thi Aur hum unhein, Woh mud mud kar hamein dekh rahi thi Aur hum unhein, Exam me na usse kuch aata tha, na hamein.
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11-05-2006, 02:21 PM
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| Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge, Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek-Do sms karte rahna, Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
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12-05-2006, 10:40 AM
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| Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha
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12-05-2006, 11:02 AM
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 u r best nad u r the best  ap k messeges bht achay hotay hay
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12-05-2006, 11:41 PM
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| Re: u r best nad Quote:
Sometimes i 4get 2 ask r u O.K ? Sometimes i even miss 2 say Hi ! But it doesn't mean dat u r 4gotten ... No ! I'm just Lazy like U
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13-05-2006, 12:44 AM
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| Museum Administrator: It was a 1000 year old statue that u have broken. Sardar : Oh ! thank God ! I thought it was a new one !!!
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13-05-2006, 01:09 AM
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| Y do u think i SMS U ? Is it bcoz i Care 4 U ? Or i Miss U? Or i Need U? Or i Love U? Noo! Itz bcoz.... Time Pass k liye koi toh Baqra Chahiye
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13-05-2006, 03:25 PM
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| Raat ki tanhai mein jab koi tumhein ... Angrai lene par majboor karein, Tumhare kano mein ... Chupke se kuch kahein, Pyaar se tumhare galoon... Ko choom le, To samajh lena ye koi aur nahi, "Macchar" hai...
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13-05-2006, 06:22 PM
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| Itne dino se Jalane nahin aaya, Jalti hui Aag ko bujhaney nahin aaya, Kehta tha saath Jeeyenge saath Marenge, Ab Rooth gayi hoon to Ullu Ka Pattha manane bhi nahin aaya. 
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14-05-2006, 02:58 AM
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| EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA, ITNA URA, ITNA URA, BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA URA, ITNA URA, BASSS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOO JAO KAL DHOONDENGE. 
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14-05-2006, 04:54 PM
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| Teacher to Student : A=B, B=C so A=C. Now tell me another example just like that... Student : I Luv U, U Luv ur Daughter, So I Love ur Daughter 
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14-05-2006, 10:41 PM
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| Ek Moti Wife ne apne Patlay Husband se kaha... MOTI WIFE : Ai jii mai upar k Bed par nahi so ungi... HUSBAND : Daro mat Jaaneman, jab tum upar k Bed par so ogi na, Bed apne aap niche aajaye gaa.
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16-05-2006, 12:08 AM
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| Din ko Chain nahin, Raat ko Aaram nahin, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-Khuda, Kya yahi Pyar hai??? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh Pyar nahin Garmi ki shuruwaat hai.
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16-05-2006, 12:17 AM
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DIA.
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16-05-2006, 12:30 AM
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Lab khamosh ho jatay hain jab tum saamne aatay ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milatay ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskuratay ho, Dil kamzor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho? 
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